Who are the Witcherfu's who would respond most positively(or least negatively) towards a stranger slapping them in the ass? Keira and Triss have to be pretty high up the list
Thomas Carter
I would slap Trissfu in the ass if given the chance even if it meant she would burn me down or Geralt behead me.
Nolan Long
>STILL a waifu thread
Can we not split this? I love witcher and gwent, but I don't want to share a thread with waifufags
Blake Green
There is no need to create an entire general just for one busy week just to come back after...
Try again after Steam release.
Cooper Butler
>swim is playing the same deck as last patch with literally 3 cards replaced and it seems like the strongest so far K E K E K
Xavier Jenkins
Geralt and Triss OTP
Aaron Gray
waifufags are basically just free bumps for when the gwent talk slows down
Dominic Morgan
real talk the main problem with gwent is that it has literally 1 competent deckbuilder with an audience
thus you get such a limited meta because there's nowt else to copy
Hudson Price
Triss likes her butt slapped.
Gabriel Cooper
>tfw too much of a brainlet to solve the first tier of this event
Isaiah Martin
split it now, as soon as anybody splits everybody will move
Bentley Allen
archer, peasant, archer until you run out then leader then repeat
Jeremiah King
I really hope some other OP decks are revealed and that deck is forgoten. If the exact same deck is OP 2 patches in a row something is really wrong with the game.
Leo Campbell
how do I get into pro ladder? I hit 4300 last season
Andrew Myers
>open the event >Ladies of the Wood starts playing
Parker Hill
You're probably right.
Does anybody else find it strange that gwent has no 'sorry' emote at this time?
Adam Sullivan
Just wrapped up, doing three peasants, then three archers, leader, repeat.
William Ward
anyone has a guide for the expert mode challenges? i'm not going through this shit again
Juan Perry
just wait like 5 days
Adrian Powell
How the fuck do you do the 2nd one on regular? This shit is ridiculous, I barely got the gate down to 40.
Logan Carter
> implying i'm going to wait 5 days with the fucking beer border or the golden border
being a below top 1k player in this game is suffering
Luis Adams
you need to hit 4500 to get into pro ladder now, the people who got in on season 1 got the ez qualification since the cutoff was so much lower
Jace Baker
use vesimir for the first time as soon as the first wave of ekimaras appear on the siege row,never let them get to the melee row
the more peasants you have on the melee row the stronger the ram damages and these guys will tank damage for the ram in the worse case scenario
peasants played on the ranged row give you 1 shot of the ballista
you have card advantage so you can win after you deplete the AI of card,that's how i won because vesimir returns to hand
Jace Young
Holy shit, the new voices.
Cahir has Moorvran voice and Harald is some retard.
Caleb Bell
Finally.
Zachary Hill
tips for expert mode please? i don't even want to try it
Christian Price
>damage the castle gate by the number of peasants on the row
I'm a brainlet, thanks.
Wyatt King
>Wolfbane
Why in gods name would you play this card Just faced an opponent and realized it triggers just once
Is there something I don't see? Because it seems like a conditional 12 power gold card that AT BEST equals the best bronze cards AND it has a countdown...
Am I not seeing something? Is this something for an extreme ST control deck so you don't commit ANYTHING to the board before absolutely necessary? Or is this card just very very bad
Grayson Johnson
it's good for carryover cancer. probably works best with bran, also memes with jhonny
Dominic Peterson
what the fuck just happened? why?
Noah Edwards
Where some of the old gold cards buffed/nerfed ?
Nicholas Anderson
read the patch notes
Jason Howard
just tested this WHY?! he sounds like a chimp
Easton Harris
>carryover
There apparently was something I didn't see, thanks a lot. I'm kind of embarassed for not noticing that.
Logan Phillips
>be CDPR >game is plagued by Ekkimaras >dont remove Ekkimara from Dorregaray nice one I guess as long as reddit posts 1 burza meme per day, everything is fine n dandy in poland
Landon Green
give cahir his voice back
Gabriel Watson
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Alexander Hernandez
which one is most likely to be nerfed? still woodland?
Dylan Kelly
that is fucking stupid 4.5 takes 10x the grind
Jeremiah Bell
E-SPURTZ
Brayden Cook
For the first challenge try to get 5 archers in hand, use your leader after you have play those archers. Finally, play the 4 remaining cards.
For the second challenge, do as says, use your leader and place the peasants on the melee row, use Vesemir as soon as the ekkimara appear, move the gold vampire to the siege row, only use mass levy on the range row, and use the cow on your leader.
For the third challenge, try to get as many peasants in your hand as possible, mulligan the cows and try to get only 1 cook in hand. You'll use Late harvest to either spawn a unit or boost a card, if possible try to win round 1 without using it. Dry pass round 2. In round 3 keep 2 cows in hand, you'll use Late harvest to boost your Scytheman.
Asher Myers
>Wanting to play in the 3-decks-at-most league
Nolan Powell
Battle Maiden is just as broken as I predicted it would be.
Jacob Sullivan
pro is actually pretty fun outside of the top ranks
Ethan Collins
> transmuted coral a month ago to make discard sk laddering games less boring > got her premium in a keg just this moment > open the next keg > get another gold card, when i already have all of them
omae wa mo shindeiru
Juan Powell
>Hefty Helge >Damage all enemies by 1 That seems... pretty damn playable.
Noah Cox
Fuck, I can't finish the second challenge (hard mode) The first 4 were EZ, but this one...
Is shit. Is mediocre. Actually okish is most decks, but your silvers are always tight in NG. And you are only getting like 4 extra points in reveal.
Sebastian Kelly
is the blue meme actually playable? I'm not an elf fucker so I'd be taking it over Kambi
Logan Moore
it's basically an aglais but for gold cards, might have some anti meta value in the future (counter a netdeck with it's own powerhorses). nobody really knows
Evan Martin
Did scoitel get anything good in the new cards?
Connor Jackson
Looks like the Wild Hunt was SUCCessful, Happy Halloween! Sound warning, among other things: my.mixtape.moe/rsuzyp.mp4
Chase Morris
happy pumpkin days!
also i'm kinda sad and need bravery to endure the coming times. please post lil sister.
Joshua Davis
> old epidemic art is back,cute rat removed from the game > cahir got his voice butchered for some reason > alchemists "i'm no mage" is a mage
William Foster
It's a pretty nice card, not very strong or anything (although it does slap monsters around a bit harder) but a card that seems neither too weak nor too strong but as said, NG silver spots are pretty tight. It's averaging out at 14-15 points as of today (with reveal), don't think any other decks should give it much of a thought
Also I fucking hate SK Greatsword
Austin Davis
to be fair the mage tag is only relevant to the witch hunters who are canonically too dumb to tell mages, witches, prophets, alchemists and seers apart.
Adrian Ross
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Brayden Sanchez
why my game hasnt updated? is the patch late in eu or something
Luke Sullivan
by that logic gremist should be a mage too. and the new blonde druid. i'm just triggered because CDPR are fucking up their own lore
Aaron Ward
Was the same with me until I realized you have to exit GOG and restart it for some reason
Easton Diaz
THESE DAMN BOOTS ARE KILLIN' ME
Angel Watson
playing witcher 1 for the first time
Should I refrain from looking shit up online? It feels like I've been conditioned for years by TES to just look up the rewards for every quest and pick that but this game is different. Every character has its own nuances and each chapter is filled with doubt for who you should really trust and what objectives are right.
I love it but the completionist in me also wants to get the best stuff and not miss out on major opportunities.
Dominic Lopez
i looked up several times how to do quests that i stuggled finishing. it spoils some stuff though so do it in moderation
there's no loot worth using the wiki for (besides a specific armor piece very late game you'll never manage without the wiki) just enjoy the game
Ethan Butler
>Should I refrain from looking shit up online? fuck yes. it's your first playthrough nigga. go blind and do whatever you want then deal with the consequences. ask here if you're stuck due to a glitch.
Angel Richardson
So the dwarf deck is just a shit carryover deck right?
I can't see it ever being better than the skellige decks in the same niche
Camden Moore
>crones theme in main menu
:ok_hand:
Ethan Lewis
>swim submits the deck everybodys talking about to gwentdb >gets credit because the brainlet millions upvote him and hoist their fat autist up onto their shoulders lol
Nathaniel Evans
what deck counters reveal, this is suddenly very important
Alexander Brooks
Haha I just lost a game because my 32 point Baron got Scorched by Dagon
He just countered my entire deck with a single Silver guys
thanks CDPR, thanks a fucking lot you polak retards
Jordan Sullivan
probably some variation of scorch radovid
Isaac Martin
Don't rely so much on one unit.
You should have known better when the opponent is Dagon. Stop excuses, get better.
Christian Richardson
The game would be much much worse if people didn't have to play around scorch
Jacob Walker
>Don't rely on your finisher
Are you actually retarded?
Daniel Parker
maybe you shouldn't rely on a shit finisher. you are crying about scorch a high risk silver when your finisher can be countered by a fucking bronze mushroom
Benjamin Kelly
dude you're the one complaining about one of the core cards in literally every single TCG out there
Noah Wood
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Leo Brooks
Instead of fighting we should agree on that baron is fucking terrible. Love the card, and I've spent many a hour trying to make it work, but it's just terrible
Always had real trouble defeating lonship/greatsword Skellige
Owen Miller
Dagons run Scorch all the time when they swarm weak units. As a thumb rule, the taller your units are, the less likely you should run Scorch yourself.
Learn and stop being retarded.
Blake Ramirez
>losing to scorch outskilled
Bentley Sanders
yea this thread sucks compared to discord
Evan Young
>fringilla memester tries his tibor fringilla trick on me >gives tibor's strength to an emissary >A CLEVER MANEUVER
Brandon Hernandez
What discord?
Julian Edwards
Yet you are here everyday telling how Discord is so much better. I like when people come here to whine.
Jonathan Mitchell
Are you proud of me dad?
Also new avatars look dope as fuck, might grind for Eredin
Justin Anderson
>dropping a 24 bloody baron on the board round 3
Feels good
Carter Rogers
Exactly, if people were to voice their grievances about this gen they should've done so on Festivus a week ago. Otherwise no one gives a fuck.
Luis Adams
Wait, i'm tripping. I confused Halloween with Christmas. Anyways, hold on to your grievances, no one gives a fuck.
Jose Torres
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Mason Flores
How do you solve the first Expert challenge? I'm a brainlet.
Ethan Baker
If you romanced Yennefer in W3, this is what happens in the future gfycat /LegitimateFortunateHummingbird
Matthew Mitchell
56 kegs, here we go!
Old bronze (Moviecard): 12 Old silver (Moviecard): 1 Old gold that I didn't own (Standard): 1 Old gold (Moviecard): 1 (Royal Decree, aw yeah) New bronze (Standard): 9 New bronze (Moviecard): 2 New silver (Standard): 2 New gold (Standard): 1 (muzzle)
Not too shabby. Have a full set of moviecard reaver hunters now!
Ian Bennett
>not transmuting the cards with multiple arts in the first place
Temerian Infantrymen looks so good
Parker Gutierrez
>tried to start a witcher thread on /v/ no (You)s so i guess you guys can have the picture
Jace Garcia
what a shit taste, it's definitely in the bottom 5% of movie cards
Isaac Brooks
The only card I've ever transmuted (Other than spending all my closed beta moviedust exploiting the first patch for huge sacks of scrap) is Vilgefortz. I'll transmute stuff eventually, I'm sitting on 7200 moviedust, but I'm in no rush.