/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

>been watching old jerma and star videos
take me back NOW
at least Jerma is still a cool guy

too bad his modern content isn't as funny. He's lost something of his original self.

why did we die

his old videos were more scripted and his new stuff is stream highlights

politics

>turn clockwise on flat ground
>shewt feet direction
>jump after shewting feet a picosecond later
>air steer with sidesteps
>twitch counter-clockwise to pickup speed from wallpogo
I believe there are better anons who can give you directions as well...

Ah, that makes a lot of difference. Improve is a lot harder to nail.

its just heavy dude

>oh cool star_ is streaming, i havnt watched him play in ages
>literally him dying a lot in overwatch while complaining about his wife and being rude to people in his chat
wtf happened bros

Leftypol dumbasses raiding the general

When your thread is majority shitposts it gets the ol' Exterminatus.

youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE

its all ironic my friend

>raiding
i have been here for years

>i dindu nuffin
are you a child

>be a popular tf2 guy
>here's some money t. Blizzard
>the game is shit
>can't go back to tf2, forced to play a shitty game
STAR_ isn't even the only one to fall for it

>TF2 on the decline
>it's your main revenue source and you aren't enjoying it anymore
>your other videos are less popular, people want to see TF2
>get pissed off
>Overwatch announced
>it's sort of like TF2
>latch on to Overwatch like a fucking parasite so you can be one of the game's primary content creators and make a ton of money
>game comes out
>get bored immediately
>burned bridges with TF2 and the community so no going back
>give up on making edited curated content about Overwatch
>just chop up stream highligths where you lose and get cranky and yell at subscribers
>literally spergrage when people in the TF2 community make light jokes about you or reference you in any way

>his old videos were more scripted
Every youtuber do that bro, he tried to go with the flow and it appears that he's not funny in a natural way but still have a good sense of humor.

How many others did they bribe away? I know muselk is getting that blizzard cash.

somebody needs to make a "virgin ster vs chad jerma" chart

I am almost certain that it already exists

Russian Machinegunning Behemoth/Tachankas Father reporting in

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fuck off back to your containment board literally no one here cares about your failed political ideology

I've heard Seagull wanting to go back to tf2.
but muselk recently made a bunch of tf2 videos

One thing halloween gifts did right was the endless cosmetics. Can't do shit with 22 hats and half of them are for the pyro. Plus they can't be traded, they truly worthless.
At this rate I'll get all the class masks by 2021.

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fuck soldier mains and fuck white mercs
pyro/demo/spy master race

well muselk is just capitalizing off the recent jungle update which got peoples attention. He'll likely be back to overshit soon

spy is white tho ???

No, he's french.

you have to add to Overwatch that they have Bitches with asses to stare on.

pic related, Spoopy Sombra

isnt the guy on the quake image a convicted pedophile or something

yeah, that's what I'm saying, white and only true upholder of the western civilization

Was it Jerma or Star_ who left their gf/wife out in the cold while playing Overbotch and not answering their phone? It was STAR_ right?

star ofcourse

Yeah it's Nick "pedo-poop" bates

it was STAR_
Jerma would be dead if he did that

Star.Althought Jerma's gf is not very nice either, so I wouldn't mind her being locked off forever.
youtube.com/watch?v=_NkEIs0oFhY&feature=youtu.be&t=41s

I remember finding a video about it, it was 16 mins or so long. And I think now it's gone.
>wife calls STAR_ asking to open door it's cold outside and she has grocery bags
>be playing Overbotch at that moment
>answer with "but I'm playing videogaeeyyyymmzzzz oooowwwwhhhh"
What kind of manchild is he?

what the fuck did you guys do to the last thread

Yeah dat, thanks. hahaha

>is spy white tho ???
>no, he`s french

you must be german

it's not worth knowing

oh how the mighty have fallen

The opposite, actually.The concept of ''white'' is senseless.The French are a proud latin catholic people, they shouldn't be associated with protestant germanic filth.

this so much, he could go open the door during respawn timer, what an asshole
hope he gets divorced

it's just a joke lmao

this has got to be staged.

>but it's pitch black so I'd have to go slow and might not make it back in time, I'll just win for my wife instead
paraphrased but not hyperbole

Yeah I'm pretty sure I hear Tagg in that video as well. It's just a prank bro.

When is coward-killing time, /tf2g/?

Why get married if you don't love her?

did you had to post this?
you just changed my mood from "amused" to "disgusted"

both were extreme losers who decided it was best not to die alone just like the good ole days. Marrying for "love" is a fairy tale for modern audiences

name it

What's wrong with it?

Real Nigga Shit

Communism is inevitable.

epic

does anyone have that clip where ster flipped out on stream and shittalked tf2 for like 10 minutes?
wew

delet your post

When Hitchcock was a meme? That Woll Smoth movie?

ffs why

Does anyone use the air strike that much?

this guy apparently

spies are NOT white

now the desc

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why didn't his wife have a key

>boston irish diaspora
>whiter than the german

Dustbowl. Home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.

Communism is inevitable.

Nigger it's fucking fake news, didn't happen. It's a stream joke/prank.

I mean they're literally whiter, no one out pales a mick

die white girls

How long are the hallowen contrancts going to last again?I still haven't finished all the bonuses for those dreadful community maps.

I use it alot
a few kills and you've got a massive clip that can rain hell down on anything
It's not for every map though

"I want to kill." -- B4nny

why would you want to do those worthless contracts for no reward

Because I have nothing better to do

"You are bad" -b4nny

why are you bothering with the bonuses? they give you nothing

And here we GO:

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how about you work on the merc park pass contracts instead ya dip. if you already did that well jesus that's some autism

"fucking niggers" -B4nny

when will they fix pyro?
I want to go back to the skillful gameplay pre-update. I'm tired of the flamethrower being OP.

O-Okay

>not playing TF2 RIGHT NOW for high quality pubbing with other social outcasts
uuuuh? what do you have to say for yourself? if you're browsing /tf2g/ then chances are you don't have a life anyway

I haven't bought the pass yet