Dota 2 General - /d2g/

reminder purge can't even read the patch notes right, or do basic math even with excel, and is generally audio valium and peak reddit.

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP

>almost finish downloading the patch
>server crashes
>download apparently still goes on
>apparently finished
>start again
VALVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Valve code
lol

oh god~ that's a big patch~

What hero needs to get her butt plugged the most?

this is the first patch in many years where my reaction is instantly to love the fuck out of it. finally the frog is back!

>the ten stick heroes change from game to game?
It should be daily

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>how does a program that relies on properly running servers malfunction when said servers are under maintenance?
brainlet.

i wonder how long its going to take for people to realize that rolly rat shouldnt be farming

he's a position 3 for sure

So, no more MMRs huh?
Post your current MMR and your peak before you can't shit on 2ks anymore

Is bedlam bullshit?

>PEOPLE CRYING IN FUCKING TURBO MODE.
NOW I REMEMBER WHY I STOPPED PLAYING THIS GAME, THE COMMUNITY IS AIDS.

his W is potential 70% damage reduction

mute the chat. Who the fuck cares what your team or the other enemy team has to say

quickly, someone post the bane with a mask pic
he's the biggest cancer this patch

yes fairybitch is op as shit

2.4k peak

i enjoy being bullied

people get mad in fucking IMBA
baka at autismos

stop being a flower lmao

like 1.7k peak. tilted to 1k, now 1.2k

it's literally the same as now only it resets ever 6 months with your old mmr seeding your placement matches.

How to build carry CM?
Midas > blink > MKB > Mijolnir > satanic?

2.5k current and 3.1k peak

is this supposed to mean something

the hero doesn't fucking auto - he memes around with spells

I was pushing this meme, but he farms so well, maelstrom lets him clear a wave with 1 Swashbuckle, and you can clear waves with swashbuckle and shield crash at level 9.
He still is always ready to fight though, 60/50/40s cooldown on ult is disgusting for how strong it is.

post shit that no one is talking about
+1400 timberchain range and global concussive shot are pretty cool

Is meepo good now?

Can you niggers please stop posting your shitty general on /lolg/? thx.

Not us chief. It's the brainlet /lolg/ lurkers that come here and act retarded

Got dirt between my flaps

People can actually abuse the ult in choke points by rolling, hitting a wall, rolling again, hitting a wall, roll again and stun for like 4 sec and doing 600 damage

Bane is now the best carry in the game

uhhhhhh servers down wtf

Not us retard

so activating ghost scepter and bladefurying cancels the ethereal right?

Jugg is basically shit out of luck this patch, even if you go the bladefury dps build

Did they change Earth Spirit or am I just shit? I tried him a bit in Turbo mode and his stun is weird and not like I remembered when I played him some time ago previously. It doesn't seem to prioritize stones at all, I always kicked heroes around despite being next to a stone. The directional kick thing also didn't seem to work so well.

so turbo mode is the only way now right? why would you want to waste 60min with retards

as if we cared about that shit you call a game

FUCKING SHADOW DEMON CAN BANISH YOU FOR 7,5 SECONDS,PUMP YOU 5 TIMES,AMP YOUR SHIT BY 50% THEN BLOW YOU UP AND KEEP YOUR SOUL AS A PET UNTIL YOUR STUPID ASS RESPAWNS

whatever fuck this im going to take a nap and when I wake up everything better work

calibrated 2.7k never got higher than 3.5k

You guys have to be joking right? I never play solo q dota anymore, I only 5 stack, but a few years back when I still did solo q I got 4.2k before stopping. I really don't think I'm that good at the game. I honestly have no idea how you could ever go below 3k, let alone 2k. Please help me understand.

Jugg is gonna have to get a nullifier to coutner.
The problem is, nullifier buildup is fucking trash.

Can confirm. In test i tried testing some stuff with him and his kick was bugged as fuck
hope they fix it
Sometimes you push stones, sometimes you push heroes that are far away from you

who /goodguy/ here

Shadowfiend is broken, dotards.
his hitbox is almost unclickable.
and his projectile is all wrong, the you get the hit way before the projectile reaches the target.

fuck off lolbabs and take your rapefugees with you

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apparently people get mad when the 2 new heroes get banned

STOP
FUCKING
POSTING
IN
/LOLG/

GET
OUT

>HURR HURR I REPLY AND MAKE U MAD I TROLL U

FUCK

OFF

I calibrated at 750mmr. ive played with russians wirh 25 mmr. always been to lazy to create a fresh account, so I bought one recently. D E V E L I S H

yeah looks tilted to me

it's not us you shitmonkey, learn to filted your autists

amazing, im gonna love banning them then

@194168439
based retardbro

>installing anything other than the basic nvidya drivers
You goons deserved it.

7.07 when?

(You)

hes worse than during axe/sven/ember patch

Matthew Bailey@Cyborgmatt
Lots of references to a new Dota Prime system (possibly subscription based) that may replace Battle Passes. Still too early to say right now

what did he mean by this

A lot going on behind the scenes

open your wallet goyim

I calibrated below 1k because I came here from TF2 and bought a Battle Pass so I could sell the hats I got. Turns out it levels up your account so fast that you can calibrate when you should still be doing bot games.
I play with 3ks in unranked now though. Seasonal is coming soon so I don't mind.

Anybody else suddenly not allowed to play ranked?
It won't let me find a match for a ranked game at all now. Not even a party game. But my friend can start a queue for a ranked match with me. I can't though.

What gives?

Hopefully not

Average skill is something around 3k and 4k is like top 10%.
that he's desperate for attention. Until it's implemented it's nothing more than the bully low priority queue

>play TUUURBOOOOOO
>underlord
>singlehandedly melt both rax with lvl 25 firestorm and hammer within 1 cast

turbo mode is best game mode

i hope it gets a ranked option

Morphling and Techies as well as the two new heroes are gone from Captain's Mode. Everyone else stays.

How does everyone feel about Broodmother? How are things going to change now that she can't go invisible or should that never have happened?

let me play a dota game T_______T

I wouldn't be surprised if they're enabled when the ranked season starts.

>huh user you want me to sit on your face eh!?
BRAAAAAAAP~
>Oh sorry, directly in your nose >_EH!? You like that...uuh, have some more
BRRRRRAAAAPP~
>I ate some magical burritos this morning.. TEHEEE~
>Y-y-y-you.. want me to do what!?!?
BRRAAAAAAPPP~
>I dont want to shit in your chest its embarrassing
*involuntary fart* BRRRRAAAAAPPPP~
>T-t-that was not a yes
BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP~
>Uhh.. I don`t think I have a choice anymore..UGHH~ all that farting is making the feces come out
>Uuhhh
BRRAPPPPPP~ *shploft* BRAAAFLOPT~ *MC icecream machine noises*
>Ugguuh~...UUHHHH...This one log is big..UUUUGGGH~
*BK icecream machine noises* BRRRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP~ *LOUD SHLOPT*
>UUUUUFF~ That was a big one TEHEE~...Thats on all that fiber I`ve been eating, its hard to maintain thiS booty for you, user! >_

>easy mode
>getting ranked

you are the people it's meant for

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why would you post this

>30 more fps in new update

>turbo
well I guess I don't have to play overthrow any more

whats wrong?

not good enough to win based on actual skill?

Where the fucks my juggs voicepack

you don't even play broodmother
her invis was practically unecessary and you should consider that 8 webs and not being countered by dusts as a buff.

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>play tubo
>encounter autism
>encounter people who wern't even aware of patch
>encounter people who just pick lycan and push
hm....

>morphling out of captain's
for what purpose

He got a big rework.

>finish download
>launch
>client out of date

VERY high iq post