/palg/ - Paladins General

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did raynigger get cucked?

I find it difficult to comprehend how someone can be so the vessel of such beauty and kindness, but she simply is.
She truly is the love of my life.

How so?

Press F

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new player here, is zhin gud? he seems fun and I'm planning to get the founders pack

reminder that hirez thinks Andro's DPS is fine and its his mobility thats the issue

who cares, Yings a dirty sandnigger anyhoo

He's a scrub stomper
thats while his billow is getting nerfed next patch

bully willo

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How's the billow leggo for Zhin? I'm using retaliation right now and it's almost impossible to die with it. Even got a quadra when this Ruckus goes ult while his team is behind him.

Stop being rude to Ying.

Billow legendary is better if you're fighting squishy line ups

bring back maeve's triple jump legendary

Damn
What's a good flanker and frontline to learn then?

have 5000 gold and want to buy one of the 5000 gold heroes. which one would you recommend? I don't own any of them yet btw

which ones cost 5000?

bucc and grohk and fuckus

Hey Yingposter! How is going?

get buck

None of that hypermobility bullshit!

get nu-ruckus

It's going good, user.
How about you? Are you having fun in Halloween?

why is yingposter always posting art that ying is hanging out with other males like nando and even worse pip? how much of a cuck do you have to be to post your waifu hanging out with other males? why don't you post you and your waifu together?
ying is getting the dick from those guys you post lmao

bucc and grocc and fuccus*

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Willo model rework when?

is there noone playing this shit? Im getting queued with fucking gold and diamond faggets...ive been playing casually for 1 week and im trash wtf

Are you in casual? Matchmaking is worse for it.

I wanna fuck willo

are bronze players as funny to watch in this game as they are in overwatch? should I throw all my placements just to watch these guys fuck around and try to play the game?

yes. I dont meet the requirements for ranked yet. This retarded, im not good at all and its no fun getting styled on by fucking plats

I'm fine. I do not care much about these festive days. rsrs

>drag a game to 3-3 even if we had a bot drogoz
Thanks faggot for never bothering to log back in 30 minutes.

Yes take a look at Nshz on paladinsguru.com

casual uses a very unstable MMR where you can gain tons of points from wins or losses. Most people complain about a "forced 50%" in other games, but Paladins actually has it.

If you're a gold player but you go on a huge winning streak, you can be placed against pro players. If you're a top 1% player but you go on a losing streak because you're playing melee andro only or something, you can end up going against bronze players.

Also, the only difference between diamond and gold players is how willing you are to play tank.

I just thought it was odd. I had 2 and im so fucking new I had to lookup the frames to see what they were. Guess I wont get better by just playing trash but if im so new i dont recognize frames and im not even close to being eligible for ranked play. oh well guess ill just spam fernando when i see them. thx for replies

How immature.
You'd be better off keeping those lies to yourself next time, save yourself the time.

not him but I'm willing to play tank
any other hot tips for a newfriend?

Holy fuck, even the character intros are better on a mobile game than on the main one

>still waiting for paladins strike invite

>not moving to australia to play it now

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What yellow card is better on Inara?
I've been running Nimble but I was thinking Chronos could be useful.
I'm running Mother's Grace by the way.

I pick Chronos.

>I'm running Mother's Grace by the way.
Boring.

>tfw tried the talus build suggested by /palg/
holy shit this is great, literally all i do is dick around at their spawn and somehow win

I generally go chronos simply to make it refresh faster and reduce the CD of the other things too.

You should try treacherous ground, its really strong

unless your name is Inara, don't be the first one to step on the point. Kill the enemy team first, then cap. If the enemy team caps 70% but you kill their whole backline without losing anyone, you probably win the point. That said, keep an eye on what your team is doing. If your support tries to walk onto the point without you because they're retarded, then you should still try to protect them.

Master rider, always. Unless you're playing Inara in casual for some odd reason.

What tier is evie now?

tier p

What does a purple border mean?

so how will they nerf BK?

it means that person fucked your mom

blue is for your dad btw

closed alpha is over.

It's in soft launch now, but only available in the app stores in Australia. There are other workarounds though.

plat

Why is it that whenever juju posts, it's always damage control?

That's pretty much the entirety of his job, duh.

Why is it whenever a hirez employee posts reddit falls over themselves to suck them off rather than tell them off?

>nice reddit spacing

FUCKING TOP KEK!

if a hirez employee posted here, there'd be lots of dicksucking and maybe some loliposting with dicksucking.

someone post that 'mr b says if i wear this we can pretend' image already

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>ONCE MORE I RIIIIIIIIISE
>GAAAAAZE INTO THE ABYSS
name a more spine-chilling combo

I hate this game.

there's a bunch that do the same thing

because every dicksucking post is another hirez employee also shilling

the game hates you too

Literally every fucking ultimate that makes damage and gays into the abyss does the same shit.

skye ult or andro maybe

terminus ulti is the highest damage ability that can hit multiple targets.
literally no other combination is capable of dealing as much devastation except maybe for shield dadi on the right map

>resilience
>shield terminus ult
huh
meanwhile
>skye ult goes through shields

>C'mon lets fight
>It's working It's working
cracks me up every time

and jenos and victor and bomb king

>do a gays into the abyss
>make x damage with another ult
>profit
You can do it with at least 10 ultimates more.

>C'MON! LE-
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What's wrong with this post? He's just reminding people
1. They aren't everyone
2. Experimental phase is always fun

>literally can't find an example of a community that isn't complaining about this
>nu uh, you aren't everyone, there's this one bronze guy who thinks my patch is great :^)

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Just came back, haven't played since the ruckus shield deletion. What the fuck is VIP? Is all the essence and gold I had now worthless?

yes
very fun

Come back in 2 updates.

Why, so he can farm the next new currency as well at the same time as vip?

come back when the game's dead

spot the difference

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