/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

Day after Halloween Edition

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>Jungle Inferno Update
teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/

>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g

>Discord
discord.gg/Dst3G2U

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ugcleague.com/join.cfm
youtube.com/watch?v=9nl4Du7C6qY
youtu.be/eMQFdHzf6fU
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Post 'em

id/Ulterior_Motive
add me if you wanna play

2nd for 5 ping demos

>old rush

no thanks

can we get a mossy thread going?

didnt notice thread reached limit
what do we do about the claid and bison still sucking dick

A. ) Full revert. Bison gets its old projectile hitbox back. Claid works while Grenade Launcher is drawn, draws and holsters at the same speed as Bottle, and has a -15 health penalty instead of damage vulnerability when drawn.
B. ) Keep the current stats. Meme weapons should stay meme weapons.

Post and r8 Black Guys

Is TF2g the faggiest general in Veeky Forums? If not it still seems high up there in the fag ladder

it's too late, burn this thread down and start another one. It got the first post and it's more fucking soc shit

>they don't have a hale's own for their main class
how new can you be

Reminder that both UGC 6s and HL signups are now open! You can create a new team here: ugcleague.com/join.cfm
If you don't have a team yet, you can either recruit on the forums or create a LFT thread there.

Stock Rocket
Escape Plan
Team Captain
Burning Flames
ctf
2fort
Mantreads
All of them but Solly
Solly

>Maple Ridge Event is a community-made King of the Hill map added in the Scream Fortress 2016 update. It is a Halloween-themed variant of the unreleased map Maple Ridge
Why is this aloud?

I don't even have a strange, just seems like a waste of money

p fly for a black guy

been a while

that sticky bomb launcher is epic

any general whose game has female characters is usually way worse, not always though
pic related

minigun
chargin targe
head prize
ghosts
territorial control
powerhouse
shotgun
engineer
pyro

the bison has never not sucked dick
make the claid boosts scale with heads instead of being a flat bonus

god Gorge is a terrible map

i like it

oh boy whats it gonna be???

all class shitty hat

OFFICIALLY FUCK VALVE

TWO WEEKS OF PLAYING THROUGH THESE CONTRACTS WITH THE PROMISE OF A FACTORY NEW DRAGON'S FURY AND THEY DECIDE TO SCREW US THE DAY I TURN IT IN

can we have a based cena fan club thread going?

rocket launcher
shooting star
man in slacks
tfw nebula is forever locked to shit hats
single stage payload
badwater
rocket launcher
scout or demo, too lazy to check stats
soldier

WE WUZ KANGZ, LAD

what if someone got factory new doesnt that make it more valuable?

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there's three kinds of people that play med
>girls
>gays
>nazis

Would pyro becoming fempyro improve his viability?

>Grenade Launcher
>Second Banana
>Pic related
>Don't really care
>KoTH
>DM_Turbine
>Pic related
>Spy
>Demoman

can someone recomend me ways to beat the wrangler and flare gun contracts, everyone used to walk into my sentries but when i took that contract, ive only gotten stuck against publords with medic gfs/bfs

Sinshine was added before S unshine.

go on 2fort and do the epic bridge sentry strat

i keep getting shredded by snipers and scouts

@194191464
Grenade Launcher
Escape Plan
Scotch Bonnet
LOL
KotH
Snakewater
Rocket Launcher
Spy
Demoman

and I just bought the other scout hat I wanted too, ohwell

Nice.

Thats a prety good pun, I wish I had thought of that but I also like the work line a little better

i deserve

no you don't

Is that who I think it is on that stick

You tell me.

What do we actually know about the delayed matchmaking changes besides the ELO system? Will be there seasons? Doter just got seasons

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stupid demon

itt; post your very good and epic weapon ideas

the epic
level 3 rocket launcher
+on hit: slow target like the sandman
+300% knock back caused by damage
+on hit: 10 second bleed (also to you if self damage)
+150% blast radius
+on kill: spawn mini sentry that airblasts projectiles on top of where enemy died
-100% damage penalty
-75% clip size

You mean adorable demon.

dumbass demon

>shuckle

delte that

tfw no qt demon gf to have evenly matched 1v1s with

delete me

tfw no qt dragon gf to hold hands with

template plz nig

tfw no qt oni gf to work out at the gym with

stop being lazy

>No cute muscular dragon girl to become a filthy breeding sow for

why the fuck are money furnaces so goddamn hard to find?

Shes a good lass

are you me

haven't played in a while, when should I not use stock medigun?

>tfw no dragon's fury gf

please don't do this to me I already have the monstergirl general tab open 24/7 I need a break sometimes

>Shotgun
>Cow Mangler
>Mair Mask
>Tf2 logo
>Payload
>CTF Well
>Weapon: Flamethrower @ 4137
>Cosmetic: Speks @ 35017
>Medic
>Soldier/Engineer tied

>monstergirl general
do you have autism
close that shit

>he says in the tf2 general

youtube.com/watch?v=9nl4Du7C6qY

this thread doesnt give me the feeling that everyone here is terribly mentally ill unlike that general

this fucking guy

>tripfag doesnt provide template
>just uses it as an opportunity to attention whore
lmao

MMMMMMMM RICHER

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>bunch of faggots fawning over hats in a 10 year old game, viva, and retards who picked up this no reply style of posting to try and fit in
just as mentally ill as the rest of this shithole of a site

3/10, no 25000-character greentext story about my ultimate waifu or some actually sad shit like that

>he doesn't want to procreate with a hat
What a fag

which tf2 hat would you breed

There's literally nothing wrong with not quoting other posts. Forces people to get a sense of context when reading a thread.

balloonicorn

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why would they want a lanky beta pasty bitch

723
I don't have the template saved. Besides, a ton of people filled out the template before. Figured they'd post their saved image from however long ago it was

Whatever hat is the thickest

i said hat

the /pol/tard obsessed with how other men look like has logged on

>calling other people mentally ill
>when you go through mental gymnastics this hard to justify your meme of a posting style
christ and you call waifuposters sad

Front Runner

>killstreak mediguns

there's no reason for this.

>>when you go through mental gymnastics this hard to justify your meme of a posting style
ive never done this in my life
i just do whatever i feel like, no need to justify it

Commence shitposting guys. Give me what I came for on /tf2g/.

who are you talking to
>I just feel like posting like people do in this general and only this general and nowhere else
sure, you're not just a pathetic loser trying to fit in to one general on Veeky Forums

>You will never feel her powerful body hold you down
>You will never feel her use you like a tool with zero concern to if you object to it
>You will never feel the extreme heat radiating out from her womanhood as she positions herself above you
>You will never be tightly squeezed by her powerful vaginal muscles as the warmth of her being floods your dick
>You will never try to hold back from blowing everything into her cunt before ultimately failing as she forces you to inseminate her
>She will never lean in and tell you that was only the first of many

>christ and you call waifuposters sad
t. buttblasted waifuposter

people get banned for posting trades and this stays up

not referencing post numbers always makes retards mad despite everyone with a brain knowing what each post is talking about

stop that, now I'm sad dragons will never be real

Post music you listen to while playing.
youtu.be/eMQFdHzf6fU