/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Finally.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement

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Well, we'll take care of you until someone comes to get you. Now stop posting and GO TO BED.

then:
>we dont want mercy players to be hiding all game waiting for revive opportunities
now:
>we want mercy players to be hiding all game waiting for revive opportunities

Every mercy nigger is gonna be way in the back and revive people in the background because you cant keep track where they died

>UWAAAAAAAH
>NO MORE UP TO 600 HP INSTANT HEAL AND ABILITIES WITH CLEAR COOLDOWNS

What is this, PTR? And what am I looking at?

And just like before, you'll kill the woman flying at you at 200 pixels per second because she doesn't know how to sneak around.

>Every mercy nigger is gonna be way in the back and revive people in the background because you cant keep track where they died
I don't have this problem and I'm usually moving 2fast4u on dyke, weeb, or manlet nigger.

Okay play compet with the new changes and then talk

Mercy now has a cast time on her rez that makes her stand almost still for about 2 seconds before the person you rez actually gets rezzed

>it goes on cooldown regardless
please don't be a bug

it's a basic ability now. the rules have changed.
0 cast time was just a carry over from when it was an ult. being able to undo picks on demand was just as stupid as being able to erase a teamfight.
I still think she doesn't belong in the game entirely, but I'll take what I can get. Mercy mains have to actually think about the consequences of their actions. Whodathunkit?

>Carry team with 45 elims, 4min obj time
>defense, killing healers, we get rolled
>get attack again, carry
>defense chokes bad
>get final attempt
>defense
>Mercy RQs

good

Threadly reminder that roadhog is now shit, it doesn't matter if his winrate/pickrate is on par with zarya's one. His shit that can be only used to stall last 2cp point

>it goes on cd even when you get interrupted

Sweet fuck. I didn't think they'd make her that easy of a target.

>he's shit even though he's proven to be good

>That guy who picks Roadhog in Deathmatch

>when 5 people pick Skillrat

Why would you EVER play an fps on a console?

>I play on console because there's no cheaters! (technically)

that's exactly my point, silly boy. One user some thread ago was sperging over roadhog is useless, even of his pickrate is around 5% with a winrate of 53%

>that gm tracer main guy in deathmatch
>those 6 genjis dashing in deathmatch
>that gold widow main with 100% critshot accuracy in deathmatch

>the retard that ffeeds the sym

Any of the Halloween Legendaries have decent voice lines or changes?

Hanzo's titties are a gift from God.

Zenyatta obviously, also Junkrat and Mercy. I don't know about the others.

Mercy's*

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>Islamic barbarian or Robot dick from Asia
>Middle is a Christian woman

The quest for white womyn in a nutshell

>implying i want to be stuck with pcfats who can't go slightly against meta

>tfw you will never corrupt a chaste and christian mercy into a semen demon

I have a fondness for Gency. Pharmercy is nice, too.

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Here comes T.Racer!

he has no penis

Houston should have had sombra as their ESPORTS mascot instead of McCree

>no big black anywhere
Almost man, almost.

who do you think took the camera white boi?

That depends on who you ask. Mercy could have given him a robodick or something.

Sorry.

McCree's

>he doesn't know about half man half machine penis

>takes the camera
>not the white wimmins

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>Mercy saves Genji from Death By A Thousand Cuts
>with the cutting edge of medical technology, she can rebuild him
>she works for an organization that is outside of the law
>she's probably spent many nights alone, hovering over an unconscious Genji
>fine-tuning her cyborg sex-toy
>giving him a cock that will be perfect for her

Finally someone with some taste in this thread

>Ended three seasons ago at 1400s.
>Ended two seasons at 1500s.
>Ended last season at 1700s.
Now I just did placements and a few games and sitting pretty at 1900s. Gold is so close.

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From last thread

>Everyone refuses to play mercy
>They fight over Genji
>I quit zen to play mercy
>They refuse to group up
>Get swept
>Repeat
Just fucking group up and we'll win you don't even need to aim just stay together and focus targets that have priority.

How do I avoid this situation?

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>comes
Not with you she ain't.

Who else is waiting for the new hero release at Blizzcon to do their placements?

Sadly you don't. When you reach the point where it's necessary to spam "Group up!", the match is usually already lost.

She lives in Overwatch bases. She's done extensive medical work on Genji to make sure he stays alive. Angela's had a hand in each and every part of his cybernetic implants.

She definitely gave him that ass. She probably installed a good dick, too.

>not good
>implying it's not the best of both worlds

First you Open the door
Then Get on the floor
and finally ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA

I just got done kicking in someone's teeth who was playing Genji. Feels real fucking good.

>Those 4 McCrees you spawn behind you and WHOA THERE

>femanons obsessing over robotdick while you are thinking about actual implants for FTM that are beyond disgusting and not only that Genji would feel no arousal unless you imply he has a half flesh penis that would look like a frankenstein prop and also be bleeding profusely as his body rejects it

She only kept him alive. Cybernetics were done by others. She just asked them for some favors.

Reaper main here
0-15 kills - bad reaper
16-35 - OK Reaper
36-50 - Great Reaper
51+ Pro reaper

>sex change is the same as enhancements

Genji has absolutely no ass lmao. You're just as sad as people that obsess over Tracer's butt.

sex change is enhancements you fucktard

Cybernetics and neural networking has advanced pretty far, in the future. Look at Sombra. She can hack people. She's got that spinal tap shit going on. It wouldn't be too hard to imagine a cybercock that has all the workings of a real dick, with fewer drawbacks.

She would have to have watched over it all and overseen the installation of the cyber parts. That means everyone in the base KNEW.

>fewer drawbacks
He'd have no sexual impulse. He'd "enjoy' sex if you can give him stimulus but he wouldn't like it.

>thinking that giving that ass meant she molded his ass
Anal is popular among older women.

>sex change is enhancements you fucktard
>tranny actually believes this

shut the fuck up tranny
sex change is not an actual change. It's as much of an enhancement as chopping your arms off

>Be me
>Be this poster
>Be high silver-low gold
>Lose 10 placements in a row
>1250 SR

Soldierfag here
0-25 = you suck
25-50 = git ggud
50-75 = Good enough
75-100 = best DPS

It's practically impossible to lose all 10. Did you do it on purpose?

Why would he have no sexual drive? He should have most, if not all of the same chemicals pumping through him.

lol

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>ywn comfort Jack with sex

>Just fell out of 1900 because some fucktard Zenyatta wants to flank and die every single time and a Mercy who DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING HEAL INSTEAD OF DAMAGE BOOST A SOLDIER AT 40 HP.

So says the tranny that can't make up their mind.

Jeff needs to die desu

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t. tranny

takes oone to know one

>1900
you have only yourself to blame for that..thats just awful man.

his body was bisected diagonally across his chest, hes missing everything from the waist down
he has no testicles, no sex hormones
hes effectively a eunuch

Kek

I had two mercies in 10 games, one of them was me

>mercy will never have her way with you

hey he's all right now

All that's known is that his right side was replaced. His Blackwatch skin shows he has his regular thighs while his knees and lower are prosthetics.