Well, we'll take care of you until someone comes to get you. Now stop posting and GO TO BED.
Robert Moore
then: >we dont want mercy players to be hiding all game waiting for revive opportunities now: >we want mercy players to be hiding all game waiting for revive opportunities
Every mercy nigger is gonna be way in the back and revive people in the background because you cant keep track where they died
Ayden Sullivan
>UWAAAAAAAH >NO MORE UP TO 600 HP INSTANT HEAL AND ABILITIES WITH CLEAR COOLDOWNS
Isaiah Robinson
What is this, PTR? And what am I looking at?
Caleb Cook
And just like before, you'll kill the woman flying at you at 200 pixels per second because she doesn't know how to sneak around.
Carter Stewart
>Every mercy nigger is gonna be way in the back and revive people in the background because you cant keep track where they died I don't have this problem and I'm usually moving 2fast4u on dyke, weeb, or manlet nigger.
Nathan Watson
Okay play compet with the new changes and then talk
Ayden Baker
Mercy now has a cast time on her rez that makes her stand almost still for about 2 seconds before the person you rez actually gets rezzed
Brayden Green
>it goes on cooldown regardless please don't be a bug
it's a basic ability now. the rules have changed. 0 cast time was just a carry over from when it was an ult. being able to undo picks on demand was just as stupid as being able to erase a teamfight. I still think she doesn't belong in the game entirely, but I'll take what I can get. Mercy mains have to actually think about the consequences of their actions. Whodathunkit?
Eli Bennett
>Carry team with 45 elims, 4min obj time >defense, killing healers, we get rolled >get attack again, carry >defense chokes bad >get final attempt >defense >Mercy RQs
Jace Morales
good
Leo Russell
Threadly reminder that roadhog is now shit, it doesn't matter if his winrate/pickrate is on par with zarya's one. His shit that can be only used to stall last 2cp point
William Murphy
>it goes on cd even when you get interrupted
Jordan Rivera
Sweet fuck. I didn't think they'd make her that easy of a target.
Aaron Perez
>he's shit even though he's proven to be good
Owen Reyes
>That guy who picks Roadhog in Deathmatch
Joseph Green
>when 5 people pick Skillrat
Andrew Barnes
Why would you EVER play an fps on a console?
Brayden Long
>I play on console because there's no cheaters! (technically)
Brody Butler
that's exactly my point, silly boy. One user some thread ago was sperging over roadhog is useless, even of his pickrate is around 5% with a winrate of 53%
Adam Allen
>that gm tracer main guy in deathmatch >those 6 genjis dashing in deathmatch >that gold widow main with 100% critshot accuracy in deathmatch
Christopher Russell
>the retard that ffeeds the sym
Jaxon Gonzalez
Any of the Halloween Legendaries have decent voice lines or changes?
Nathan Bell
Hanzo's titties are a gift from God.
Lincoln Richardson
Zenyatta obviously, also Junkrat and Mercy. I don't know about the others.
Camden Price
Mercy's*
Isaac Rivera
...
Easton Mitchell
>Islamic barbarian or Robot dick from Asia >Middle is a Christian woman
The quest for white womyn in a nutshell
Hudson Wright
>implying i want to be stuck with pcfats who can't go slightly against meta
Daniel Barnes
>tfw you will never corrupt a chaste and christian mercy into a semen demon
Isaiah Jones
I have a fondness for Gency. Pharmercy is nice, too.
Henry Rivera
...
Parker James
Here comes T.Racer!
Justin Bailey
he has no penis
William Garcia
Houston should have had sombra as their ESPORTS mascot instead of McCree
Cooper Green
>no big black anywhere Almost man, almost.
Levi Campbell
who do you think took the camera white boi?
Benjamin Ward
That depends on who you ask. Mercy could have given him a robodick or something.
Sorry.
Lucas Martinez
McCree's
Blake Moore
>he doesn't know about half man half machine penis
Liam Rivera
>takes the camera >not the white wimmins
Lucas Sanders
...
Gabriel Moore
>Mercy saves Genji from Death By A Thousand Cuts >with the cutting edge of medical technology, she can rebuild him >she works for an organization that is outside of the law >she's probably spent many nights alone, hovering over an unconscious Genji >fine-tuning her cyborg sex-toy >giving him a cock that will be perfect for her
Samuel Price
Finally someone with some taste in this thread
Nathan Ortiz
>Ended three seasons ago at 1400s. >Ended two seasons at 1500s. >Ended last season at 1700s. Now I just did placements and a few games and sitting pretty at 1900s. Gold is so close.
Jayden Richardson
...
Jace Collins
From last thread
>Everyone refuses to play mercy >They fight over Genji >I quit zen to play mercy >They refuse to group up >Get swept >Repeat Just fucking group up and we'll win you don't even need to aim just stay together and focus targets that have priority.
How do I avoid this situation?
Sebastian Jackson
...
Robert Collins
>comes Not with you she ain't.
Carson Sullivan
Who else is waiting for the new hero release at Blizzcon to do their placements?
Lincoln Cox
Sadly you don't. When you reach the point where it's necessary to spam "Group up!", the match is usually already lost.
Ayden Lopez
She lives in Overwatch bases. She's done extensive medical work on Genji to make sure he stays alive. Angela's had a hand in each and every part of his cybernetic implants.
She definitely gave him that ass. She probably installed a good dick, too.
Isaiah Gomez
>not good >implying it's not the best of both worlds
Easton Wilson
First you Open the door Then Get on the floor and finally ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA
Chase Walker
I just got done kicking in someone's teeth who was playing Genji. Feels real fucking good.
Christopher Hall
>Those 4 McCrees you spawn behind you and WHOA THERE
Dominic Foster
>femanons obsessing over robotdick while you are thinking about actual implants for FTM that are beyond disgusting and not only that Genji would feel no arousal unless you imply he has a half flesh penis that would look like a frankenstein prop and also be bleeding profusely as his body rejects it
Noah Price
She only kept him alive. Cybernetics were done by others. She just asked them for some favors.
Carson Sanchez
Reaper main here 0-15 kills - bad reaper 16-35 - OK Reaper 36-50 - Great Reaper 51+ Pro reaper
Dylan White
>sex change is the same as enhancements
Jaxson Williams
Genji has absolutely no ass lmao. You're just as sad as people that obsess over Tracer's butt.
Landon Butler
sex change is enhancements you fucktard
Nolan Myers
Cybernetics and neural networking has advanced pretty far, in the future. Look at Sombra. She can hack people. She's got that spinal tap shit going on. It wouldn't be too hard to imagine a cybercock that has all the workings of a real dick, with fewer drawbacks.
She would have to have watched over it all and overseen the installation of the cyber parts. That means everyone in the base KNEW.
Parker Hill
>fewer drawbacks He'd have no sexual impulse. He'd "enjoy' sex if you can give him stimulus but he wouldn't like it.
Hunter Adams
>thinking that giving that ass meant she molded his ass Anal is popular among older women.
Christian Myers
>sex change is enhancements you fucktard >tranny actually believes this
Aiden Phillips
shut the fuck up tranny sex change is not an actual change. It's as much of an enhancement as chopping your arms off
Gabriel Morris
>Be me >Be this poster >Be high silver-low gold >Lose 10 placements in a row >1250 SR
Kayden Young
Soldierfag here 0-25 = you suck 25-50 = git ggud 50-75 = Good enough 75-100 = best DPS
Christian Robinson
It's practically impossible to lose all 10. Did you do it on purpose?
Why would he have no sexual drive? He should have most, if not all of the same chemicals pumping through him.
Austin Garcia
lol
Charles Robinson
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Dominic Flores
>ywn comfort Jack with sex
Kayden Diaz
>Just fell out of 1900 because some fucktard Zenyatta wants to flank and die every single time and a Mercy who DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING HEAL INSTEAD OF DAMAGE BOOST A SOLDIER AT 40 HP.
Jason Reed
So says the tranny that can't make up their mind.
Easton Diaz
Jeff needs to die desu
Camden Ramirez
...
Joshua Reyes
t. tranny
Xavier Gutierrez
takes oone to know one
Grayson Sullivan
>1900 you have only yourself to blame for that..thats just awful man.
Joshua King
his body was bisected diagonally across his chest, hes missing everything from the waist down he has no testicles, no sex hormones hes effectively a eunuch
Robert Hughes
Kek
Jordan Cooper
I had two mercies in 10 games, one of them was me
Blake Reed
>mercy will never have her way with you
Jose Long
hey he's all right now
Nolan Williams
All that's known is that his right side was replaced. His Blackwatch skin shows he has his regular thighs while his knees and lower are prosthetics.