/fgog/ - Fate/Grand Order General

How the fuck would that work?

What makes this oni so perfect?

Are there any two servants who could win a grail war if they got handcuffed together?

gil and enkidu

Sexy voice

>tfw can't no longer get any version of Boudica otherwise Sakurafag will throw hissy fits again

Hard mode: They hate each other

gil and pretty much anyone. he doesn't need more than one hand and doesn't need to dodge that much.
as long as he doesn't skewer anyone handcuffed to him they'd prevent anything happening due to gil's arrogance.

>tfw you will never have a girl like her
I want cancer so I can die. Life isn't worth living. Fuck everything.

Mystic Code Merlin when?
Command Spell Merlin when?
Main menu Merlin when?

she is trash

How do we improve thread quality?

Scat just need her Quick hitcount bumped to 6 to be good.
Generally, everyone with shit NP gain just need their Quick hitcount doubled or tripled, unless they have only 1, that would just mean the base NP gain is too low.
Hitcount buff will never ever happen :)

No. She is love.

What's your favorite servant class?

Archer

News fucking when? There's nothing to do.

Shuten is a drunk whore, good for nothing.

I don't really have one? Definitely not Saber, Assassin or Berserker, though. I'm going to go with Lancer.

>scat is one of the best quick servants
>her quick cards are among the worst in the game
she'd be horseshit in quick teams without her buff

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Being drunk and lewd are fun things though.

Just cheat and handcuff them to banana

All Might and Endeavor.
Super Hero servant when?

Saber Merlin when

Batman Avenger when?
Can he defeat all the Beasts if he has one day prep time?

>Saber
Prototype Merlin :^)

>implying ProtoMerlin won't be Ruler for extra brokenness

BB and Kiara. They could solo a war tethered together

Fuck that
Saber Aragorn when?

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When the grand rider finally shows up

He meant it as a joke though.

>tfw you don't feel like any of the girl Servants would love you back
Someone help.

There are a few that would like you back even if you're a fat NEET.

Saber, and this game cucked me so hard by not giving any SSR of them
Fuck the desire sensor
It's always archers that come to me

Get a pet and cherish her every day.

We only need Redman

I think BB would rather cut her hand off

Like who?

That's cute.

Kiyohime.
Raikou.
Serenity.

Okita, Tamamo Cat, Mata Hari. Those are the only girls I could think of.

That's easy, all you need is to stop being a worthless insecure nerd who thinks about nothing but cuckposting all day
Self-confidence needs a basis to be built upon

Not if it was to save Sempai

>being a betacuck

>not expecting betacucks around here.
Where do you think we are.

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cute ninja robutt is 7.0 on the memelist now
why

Prostitute servant when?

We already have (you)

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That isn't the issue. I just don't think anyone I take a liking too would like me back for a variety of reasons. I don't know, just feels weird to play now realizing how most of these girls are fine with most, but I just can't see me being liked back. I guess I'll just think about it for a few days.

I got poor health, can't be helped.

might as well post it

Cute

>pleases old men for money
>educated prostitute
take your pick

Gilgamesh and Seiba. They're practically made for each other, tying the knot sooner or later anyway. If Seiba is with him, not against him, I'm sure even the great hero king Gilgamesh would fight seriously.

Don't you have to be educated to please old men though?

Who is Swimming suit Swimsuit?

Who is your favorite Servant anons?

You need to have some first aid knowledge can't have your client dying of a heart attack.

My waifu.

mama at the beach

me

How the fuck is Chiyome so high?
She has shitty stats, skills, and NP.

Why does she dress like that?

Him

ease of access

What do you mean?

she shits out curses and has a few stall skills
she's good for high DEF challenge quests and arts meme teams

If these girls were real they would never like guda we all know how 3D women act

>tomoe is the worst shimosa servant
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS

2D =/= 3D user.

New evaluation standard

SS skills-Charge reduce,Critical down,Seal skills,Buff removal,Def up/Dmg reduction,Invul(All),Stun/Charm,Healing,Skill CD reduce,Debuff removal,Taunt,NP charge(All),Anti-skill(Humanoid)

S skills-NP charge(Self),Healing(Self),Star rate(Multi turn),Anti-skill(Divine,Gender etc.),Invul/Dodge/Guts(multi turn,all),Debuff immune,Crit attract+crit dmg,Invul pierce,Ignore Def,NP gain up

A skills-Increase Atk,Atk down,Arts up,Buster up,NP dmg up,Neutral state of class weakness,Debuff resist down,Debuff resist up,Guts(targettable),Crit attract,Crit dmg

B skills-Def down,NP dmg down,Buff block,Anti-skill(Dragon etc.),Guts(self),Dodge pierce,Debuff resist up(C rank and below)

C skills-Quick up,Star gain(1 turn),Timer buff,Poison,Burn,Curse,Instadeath,Mental debuff resist up

>Assassin Paraiso
????

That would be Chiyome

Are you the np3 shuten user?

Start by learning how to read before you start shitposting

Maybe her butt hurts

Yes?

Danzo was on the same rank

>Kawasumi voices Artoria and female Merlin
>Sakurai voices Arthur and male Merlin
What did they mean by this?

chiyome is 7.5 now

It means you should bend over

>Disengage C: S Skill
>Thousand Yard Rush: C Skill

I mean if they were 3D

Kill yourself.

>Assassin · Paraiso - 7.5
>Assassin Paraiso - 6.0
??????

I wanna see Seibah /ss/ Kid Gil