/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>AI hits receive on the telescience console then turns off the power.

I've seen it 1 (one) time and the guy who set it up was immediately shot to death by the captain and it changed back in like a minute. A shame.

Wouldn't work, the telecrystal would have been destroyed by then

*bluespace crystal I mean

It's the only way you can teleport into certain areas like the brig or AI core

>tfw no plasmaman gf

>plasmaman gf
>plasmaMAN
>gf

I'm not sure it works like that

>not wanting a plasmatrap
You can't tell the difference with the helmet on

>station time: 16:55

Post your deepest regrets that have ever occurred in space.

>make the most obvious sliptrap in existence on bagel permabrig
>there's four ways to walk in
>I didn't even put it right next to the door like I should have
>he still fucking slips on it
why is the redtide so fuckin stupid

maybe if ur a muggle pleblet

Learn to play brainlet

>bringing retarded pol memes into spess
fuck you imo :)

Maybe he just played along, user. He thought you were so retarded that he felt bad enough to intentionally slip on your shitty trap to elevate your day.

I got boinked once.

>Goyberg Shekelstien says "Alright goyim, JIDF here"
>it's everyone elses fault the /pol/ memes started
I wonder who could be behind this post

>redbois
>doing anything that's not the procurement of valids
This is the same tard that tried to publicly execute me on asimov and was bewildered the AI would try and help (and nearly murder a skelly co-worker in the process)

we can make the longest round ever happen

Post your personal security dream team

Fuck that kind of Chaplain, but the crew was right to play the meme.
Though as a Sec officer my first instinct would have been to hide and protect the guy, NOT to launch a manhunt

-Security Officers
>Me
>Pompadour Man
>Gerald Walter
>Paul Blart
-Warden
>Rambling Maniac
-HoS
Nick "put the birb in the brig" Weller

The bigger greentext on that cap was me, I was the only one trying to get him not-murdered apparently.

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Hey guys let's post our favorite cutie waifus :3 Post yours before they're claimed!

(you)

All these engineering mechs rolling around the halls are starting to tick me off.

>Play tg
>Get on their mining asteroid to see what the big deal is
>Clip through it somehow, end up floating to the end of the universe and stuck on a giant black wall
>Close tg

Thankfully I'm not forced to pick one of the low quality waifus in spess.

>you are a shitter
>your department is Science
>the round has been going for some time, you are in a desperate need for valids
>on the Outpost, you see a waifu with an AI Upload and ask them to explain it
>"I put the AI on Keeper", he says
Do you a) immediately collect a valid on the waifu or b) wait until they turn the AI rogue enough for you to collect an AIvalid?

>shitter
>wait to collect valid
i collect my valid on the waifu and tell the admin he put the ai on keeper and didn't want to put it back. his wording hinted that he used a hacked board so combined with having hidden an ai upload, i concluded he was a traitor

I don't know about you, but I like letting everything slide until it actually affects me.

B-but not doing anything about bad people enabled the evil!

I teleport behind her with my hand tele thanks to a beacon I placed on her beforehand, tip my fedora and slice her seven times with my saint katana before disappearingin thin air, not before taking one last look at her mangled corpse.

that happened with me yesterday
>stroll in the outpost
>see AI upload
>mechanic says she put the AI on keeper
>mind my own business
>see AI shocking peoples
>bust into the AI core, drill the AI to death with my fellow bros who busted inside too
>go with a kill team to the outpost to get rid of the mechanic
>see my firstborn dead on robotics rib clarke, you were useful
>mech runs out of power juice in the rd outpost
>go back to get a new battery
>see mechanic with a e-crossbow killing the miner buddy that went with me to kill her
>mechanic misteriously falls on the ground
>help the miner up
>kill the mechanic and drill her body with my mech
>found out the miner was a lingading and he para stung the mechanic when she went close to him, that's why she mysteriously feel into the ground
>decided to remain silent about it, since the miner bro spared me from the succ in the outpost.

yes, b is an interesting option
the AI was on Asimov when you eventually managed to kill it,
you monster

I could care less about an antag as long as it's not a murderboning fuckwit or a ling/vamp that does nothing stun and kick you out of the round.
I'd fucking HELP you if I can legally do it.

i knew that i just hate AI's

I'm running a pen and paper RPG soon, and as a one-shot adventure they are going to be told to deliver a nuclear device to a space station, acquire the detonation authorization disk on site, arm the bomb, and escape alive.
What should I throw at them? They'll already be fighting a crew armed with improved weapons, a single security officer, have to deal with a small escaped black hole, and the final boss will be a clown.

"For making mech parts, among other industrial uses. Be mindful that some diamond deposits are actually Gibtonite, which will explode a few seconds after revealing them if they aren't defused with a mining scanner. "
Moar like all of them

Fanatical chaplain and a bunch of dudes in plate armour

>2561
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

It's Rogue Trader so that's a given.

one of the gimmicks I would like to try as a traitor head is a TYRANT module with a law stating that whoever is the uncontested champion of the rage cage I'd build is to be the strongest person/captain

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>sending messages with your PDA has a chance to get you doxed and summon a swarm of Anons, bear force 1 style.

look ma im famous

better yet, just spawn a bunch of pizzas

free Chimmy Changas 2012-2014 he din du nuffin

and boxes

Put Taxi back in Rotation

I miss the chaos of highpop Taxi.

Give me a good reason to

meteor rounds

Because it's fun.
Deff and Box would also be chosen less often, everyone profits!

>any round that isn't on box
>admins press buttons nonstop, shitters destroy the station, and round ends within 30 minutes 90% of the time
Why do you fucks like box so much goddamn

Give them the option to slip in through the cargo bay, hinting that it's an easy option.
In actuality they've got an extremely dangerous engine set up, full sets of medieval armor, and highly illegal weaponry up the ass.
However they're all fairly easily dispatched if they don't fry your characters' asses and if you start from anywhere else on the station, they simply won't give a fuck

It's the staple, everyone that cares about maps knows where everything is on box and how it works so they like it more than other stations.
My personal favorite is Bagel or Packed.

muh 2 minute assistant speedrun for the spare

>Deff the other day
>Antag engineer immediately sets up shard to delaminate by cargo before touching the engine

Any antag Engi roll not spent with radsuit+shard+extinguisher is a wasted engi antag roll

DickStation when???

>being antag engi on deff and not flooding station with millions degree hot plasma from r-ust
lame

Packed just needs a little more polishing and it will be really great.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE

Lots of people miss it

>when a 4 hour round is ruined by engineering so fantastic it makes the server run to 100% CPU.

Found a weird glitch. If I walked up and down between that green console and the ore processor about 4 times in a row, I'd straight up teleport past the processor. Also why didn't my computers work? They say they can't find stuff. The only guide I can find on how computers work with any info beyond building them is the general SS13 one and our system seems to be entirely different to that since the console that does work in that room is not built on a terminal and has no wires going to it.
Pretty rare someone fucks up so much it affects me on the derelict. All for the sake of infinite power, which I already produced without affecting anyone with two batteries.

It was six

I win.

I am the best engineer ever.

Can't do that with your SMEs now CAN YOU?

deadmin when

Forgot pic

that's not a bug, the ore processor "processes" you and puts you on the other side

it should cook you a bit too if you ask me

CPU load was over 6500.

It's not like you caused the bug with your mad engineering skills. You just noticed a bug and then built a TEG onto it to exploit the infinite heat/pressure.

Not sure that's bragworthy.

the processor was "processing" you and moving you to the pile of processed things
the computers might be a bit too far from the processors maybe?

what did you do my little belgian autist?

What did Engineering do?

When you post your ckey, bitch. But you wouldn't dare, because you're a pussy and a huge failure. I feel sorry for you.

Today I
>Saw a Poltergeist being hooked on ghetto cocaine by a chef
>Tried curing said Poltergeist, which led to it exploding
>Transplanted its body parts unto crew members for profit
>Created two assnuggets out of shitters
>Watched my beloved Cat bully a sec officer
>Said Cat then became the demon worshipped by a blood cult
>That cults leader then turned the station into fire and thought he could get away with it
>Cleaned up Botany three times due to Kudzu
>Made a glowing green funball for the clown to play with
>Triggered a Virology autist to breaking point
>Witnessed the complete destruction of time and space

It was a good day.

UNLIMITED POWER

Oh hey more assholes making me make a trip.

>highpop Packed

He hooked a TEG up to a bugged room with infinite pressure.

It was an honor to crawl my way to escape with you.

>1st
The processor was just doing it's job, even if it's turned off it still processes, since you weren't a ore it just chucked you to the other side
>2nd
use a multitool and set the ore processor and console on the same frequency and ID

but it has to be wednesday for it to work

ValkyrieSkies

Thanks bae sempai

;_;7

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