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I want a Reinhardt tit- skin edition

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First for the initiative

Here comes T.Racer!

D.va

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Cute friends!

I am so glad this game is dying.

Why do you want to shit up the game for five people on your team for absolutely no reason?

Been out of the Overwatch loop for a while, are we expecting a new hero at Blizzcon? Or something else?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS

are you guys ready for the announcement of yet another useless hero tomorrow

Pure, future canon couple.

>inform enemy team I plan to throw
>instead carry hard and shit on them
>inform them they are literally too incompetent to win even when im trying to throw
have I unlocked the next level of bm?

What Penis? ^^

STOP SHITTING IN THE FUCKING STREET YOU HEATHEN WHORE!

Where's that user that spammed his r76 wojak.

D.va's schlong reveal

>make shitty game where people are literally forced between losing badly or play heroes you don't like playing
>be surprised when it turns into a huge toxic pile of shit

haha thats evil

Hey guys QA Tester for Blizzard entertainment

You will se the hero "Liao" revealed tomorrow, it will be an Asian man support coming out with an Asian themed map. This will be the "evil talon" support you have been waiting for.

The lore was lightly introduced to us that he is a part of the force that broke overwatch as a whole, The Reaper blackwatch thing i won't go into detail it was a few weeks ago since we played.

>play heroes you don't like playing
if you cant play atleast 3 heroes from different classes really good then why the hell are you playing this game.

the sign of intelligence is being able to easily adapt to changing situations. you're literally retarded by sticking to your favorite little character every game.

Do Blizz insiders always Reddit space

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Do you ever throw games on purpose?

>man support
Ah maaan.

Guy's I miss the beta

>it will be an Asian man support coming out with an Asian themed map.
seems legit

When a mercy main tells me what to do, yeah.

>I want to have fun and play what is fun
>lol ur a low intelligence retard
fuck you too, cunt.

tfw good skin colors soon hopefully

To be fair, you need a really high IQ to play Overwatch.

>when you're all golds as genji in QP and leading your team to victory

shit i feel like seagull

Get spooky puta

>I want to have fun and play what is fun
THEN PLAY QUICKPLAY OR THE OTHER MEME MODES THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT

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>play quickplay
>other team goes full meta
>I play what I find fun
>lose badly
It doesn't matter what mode you play

Would you play Overwatch if it were about cute cell-shaded cats instead of tumblrbait and brown thots?

youtube.com/watch?v=Nhnm5-mijCY

lmao you fucking idiot

Healing feels like I'm babysitting 5 retarded children

Give me JunkerTiddy already Blizz come on.

>when you lead your team to victory while wearing Sentai skin and one of your team members calls you their hero
It happened to me once. I felt like I accomplished something.

holy shit

Dat axe

Expecting a hero, but no teasers have been given. Instead a lot of stuff concerning esports.

A day in the life of the Manlet Initiative
>”What did you get up to on the weekend user?”
>”I am part of the Torb Initiative! We lose games on the internet and aren’t ashamed of it! In fact, we love it! We love to lose and we try to make others upset hahaaa!”
>”O-oh... that sounds really weird and unhealthy”
>”N-n-no ITS FUN you just d-don’t know what fun is! I HAVE m-m-MORE FUN THAN YOU!! BITCH!

Later
>”My friends list is full”
>”Everyone loves me so much”

Whatever you say kiddo

>tfw Sombra will never call you "papi"

welcome to the true main healer experience, oh and btw the reason of your genji/ winston/ etc.. dying in a 1v 6 is your fault for no reason

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you're the coolest user

Actually it's your fault for trying to heal a genji attempting to flank solo an entire team, retard.

Classic Mercy main right here, folks.

Tilting retards like you is the best part of the Torb initiative.
The reaction of that poor sod who was about to hit masers but got cockblocked by a throwing Torb is the best.

>angry Pharmercy shippers flood Pohl's twitter.jpg

sauce me pls

meanwhile

The joke just got better.

is that sombra?

who said i was even trying to heal that fucking retard?
I always stay on the point or with my team

necesito más

who is this BADDIE?

Either
fategrandorder.wikia.com/wiki/Euryale
or
fategrandorder.wikia.com/wiki/Stheno

Lucio - D.Va - Mercy - Genji

How can you tilt anyone if you lose your way to bronze? People in that bracket don’t have mics and don’t even know when they’re losing.

The very nature of the TI cucks itself, but that’s your sexual preference I suppose.

No idea about the bronze status mate, you'd have to tell about it, you seem to be closer to bronze and silver that I am.

Eres una puta, Olivia.

with the TI you have to throw to a certain point, then climb back up and then throw again.

it's especially fun in the sr range where people are usually 1-2 wins from the next tier only to be thrown back down to mid tier

How did she spill all that yoghurt over her body?
Why didn't she clean it up.

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This league will be a failure of epic proportions, isn't it? Who the fuck is going to watch this? Besides South Koreans?

Don't lie. You stuck with the fag you thought was going to carry you.

real mercy looks cute too

It sucks that I don’t have a PC to play on. I’m sick of being stuck on console with all these faggots using kb&m to cheat

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Why can't Reinhardt get a cool skin like pic related?

>i'm going to this con
What should I do?

This game need a big characters rosters. Like LoL.

Remain calm and get feet pics

why not buy a kb&m poorfag

He might as well blow his brains out with a rifle then.

>implying it wouldn't be more esport pandering

So I played on my friend's account in gold yesterday. Decided to try FTH only mccree for laughs and hard carried 3 games in a row. Got so much shit from the enemies about how "I wasn't playing him right", a couple swapped to mccree themselves and got shit on by right clicks.

How far up the ladder do you think I could get doing this? At least plat, but I feel like maybe diamond if I tried long enough.

I have integrity and honor

>he thinks we're getting a hero
sorry, you guys were too toxic so we had to delay all hero, map, skin, and cinematic development to 2019

>gold elims and damage as Hanzo

No wonder we lost, I'm not even a good Hanzo. Least I got a sick PotG

widowmaker is purple not blue

>pc too expensive
>spend $100 to use a mouse on console
I'll never understand console peasants

Who's the thickest OW hero, /owg/?

>try to drop to 1 sr to pay tribute to daddy torbjorn
>can't get any lower than 700-ish
>games are literally a coin toss that low
guys help how can I more efficiently lose games? it seems that simply doing nothing is not working now and I need to take a more active role in securing defeat.

>can't break the endless cycle of playing like an absolute fucking retard trying to go 1V6 the entire game every game.

Should I hook myself up to a car-battery system or something that shocks me when I make retarded plays until I'm mature enough to finally play Sombra like a normal human?

Have you tried Mei walls

and a blown out asshole.

Play mercy and stagger your team with res.

Or play Mei and stagger your team with walls.

Pick Mei and block the spawn to ensure that people never push/defend as a team. I don't know if that's even a concept sub 1k sr players are aware of, but you have to ensure that they don't even do it by accident.

>still no female reptilian hero

why don't you post your main, after all the TI is alpha and "just don't care" right?

should I play season 7

didn't play 6

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I don't want it to be too obvious though, don't want to get banned.

the mercy idea sounds great though. only flaw is that there are usually 3-4 mercy mains on every team so securing her might be a little tricky

A little early but...

I'm waiting till they reduce seasons down to two months, competitive is just too fucking dull.

you take a 9mm glock pistol, you load a cartridge with 9mm parabellum bullet, you insert it into the chambers, you take the pistol, you point it right in your ears, and you pull the triggers you piece of shit