Why do you want to shit up the game for five people on your team for absolutely no reason?
Adrian Wilson
Been out of the Overwatch loop for a while, are we expecting a new hero at Blizzcon? Or something else?
Ryder Roberts
YAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Carter Nguyen
are you guys ready for the announcement of yet another useless hero tomorrow
Carter Williams
Pure, future canon couple.
Justin Rodriguez
>inform enemy team I plan to throw >instead carry hard and shit on them >inform them they are literally too incompetent to win even when im trying to throw have I unlocked the next level of bm?
Caleb Long
What Penis? ^^
Nolan Campbell
STOP SHITTING IN THE FUCKING STREET YOU HEATHEN WHORE!
Carter Anderson
Where's that user that spammed his r76 wojak.
Cameron Baker
D.va's schlong reveal
Gabriel Watson
>make shitty game where people are literally forced between losing badly or play heroes you don't like playing >be surprised when it turns into a huge toxic pile of shit
Isaiah Lee
haha thats evil
Joshua Russell
Hey guys QA Tester for Blizzard entertainment
You will se the hero "Liao" revealed tomorrow, it will be an Asian man support coming out with an Asian themed map. This will be the "evil talon" support you have been waiting for.
The lore was lightly introduced to us that he is a part of the force that broke overwatch as a whole, The Reaper blackwatch thing i won't go into detail it was a few weeks ago since we played.
Jaxson Ward
>play heroes you don't like playing if you cant play atleast 3 heroes from different classes really good then why the hell are you playing this game.
the sign of intelligence is being able to easily adapt to changing situations. you're literally retarded by sticking to your favorite little character every game.
Jaxson Fisher
Do Blizz insiders always Reddit space
Chase Powell
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Parker Wilson
Do you ever throw games on purpose?
Kevin Collins
>man support Ah maaan.
Ian Ward
Guy's I miss the beta
Ian Martin
>it will be an Asian man support coming out with an Asian themed map. seems legit
Mason Lopez
When a mercy main tells me what to do, yeah.
Jose Evans
>I want to have fun and play what is fun >lol ur a low intelligence retard fuck you too, cunt.
Noah Diaz
tfw good skin colors soon hopefully
Alexander Wilson
To be fair, you need a really high IQ to play Overwatch.
Cooper Ortiz
>when you're all golds as genji in QP and leading your team to victory
shit i feel like seagull
Jacob Morris
Get spooky puta
Ryder Nelson
>I want to have fun and play what is fun THEN PLAY QUICKPLAY OR THE OTHER MEME MODES THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT
Angel Anderson
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Oliver Lopez
>play quickplay >other team goes full meta >I play what I find fun >lose badly It doesn't matter what mode you play
Kayden Rivera
Would you play Overwatch if it were about cute cell-shaded cats instead of tumblrbait and brown thots?
Healing feels like I'm babysitting 5 retarded children
Leo Butler
Give me JunkerTiddy already Blizz come on.
Ryder Morgan
>when you lead your team to victory while wearing Sentai skin and one of your team members calls you their hero It happened to me once. I felt like I accomplished something.
Easton Morales
holy shit
Sebastian Morris
Dat axe
Josiah Ross
Expecting a hero, but no teasers have been given. Instead a lot of stuff concerning esports.
Dominic Green
A day in the life of the Manlet Initiative >”What did you get up to on the weekend user?” >”I am part of the Torb Initiative! We lose games on the internet and aren’t ashamed of it! In fact, we love it! We love to lose and we try to make others upset hahaaa!” >”O-oh... that sounds really weird and unhealthy” >”N-n-no ITS FUN you just d-don’t know what fun is! I HAVE m-m-MORE FUN THAN YOU!! BITCH!
Later >”My friends list is full” >”Everyone loves me so much”
Whatever you say kiddo
Samuel Bennett
>tfw Sombra will never call you "papi"
Samuel Green
welcome to the true main healer experience, oh and btw the reason of your genji/ winston/ etc.. dying in a 1v 6 is your fault for no reason
Isaiah Mitchell
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Gabriel Bell
you're the coolest user
Levi Butler
Actually it's your fault for trying to heal a genji attempting to flank solo an entire team, retard.
Classic Mercy main right here, folks.
Ethan Wilson
Tilting retards like you is the best part of the Torb initiative. The reaction of that poor sod who was about to hit masers but got cockblocked by a throwing Torb is the best.
How can you tilt anyone if you lose your way to bronze? People in that bracket don’t have mics and don’t even know when they’re losing.
The very nature of the TI cucks itself, but that’s your sexual preference I suppose.
Ayden Nguyen
No idea about the bronze status mate, you'd have to tell about it, you seem to be closer to bronze and silver that I am.
Christopher Clark
Eres una puta, Olivia.
Jacob Hughes
with the TI you have to throw to a certain point, then climb back up and then throw again.
it's especially fun in the sr range where people are usually 1-2 wins from the next tier only to be thrown back down to mid tier
Isaac Peterson
How did she spill all that yoghurt over her body? Why didn't she clean it up.
Connor Morris
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David Morales
This league will be a failure of epic proportions, isn't it? Who the fuck is going to watch this? Besides South Koreans?
Gavin Hernandez
Don't lie. You stuck with the fag you thought was going to carry you.
Jayden Bennett
real mercy looks cute too
Tyler Evans
It sucks that I don’t have a PC to play on. I’m sick of being stuck on console with all these faggots using kb&m to cheat
Adrian Lee
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Jaxson Lopez
Why can't Reinhardt get a cool skin like pic related?
Juan Bell
>i'm going to this con What should I do?
Austin Flores
This game need a big characters rosters. Like LoL.
Levi James
Remain calm and get feet pics
Oliver Barnes
why not buy a kb&m poorfag
Ethan Gutierrez
He might as well blow his brains out with a rifle then.
Grayson Garcia
>implying it wouldn't be more esport pandering
Jaxon Hall
So I played on my friend's account in gold yesterday. Decided to try FTH only mccree for laughs and hard carried 3 games in a row. Got so much shit from the enemies about how "I wasn't playing him right", a couple swapped to mccree themselves and got shit on by right clicks.
How far up the ladder do you think I could get doing this? At least plat, but I feel like maybe diamond if I tried long enough.
Ethan Bennett
I have integrity and honor
Daniel Morris
>he thinks we're getting a hero sorry, you guys were too toxic so we had to delay all hero, map, skin, and cinematic development to 2019
James Butler
>gold elims and damage as Hanzo
No wonder we lost, I'm not even a good Hanzo. Least I got a sick PotG
Adam Walker
widowmaker is purple not blue
Hunter Anderson
>pc too expensive >spend $100 to use a mouse on console I'll never understand console peasants
Isaiah Morales
Who's the thickest OW hero, /owg/?
Jason Gray
>try to drop to 1 sr to pay tribute to daddy torbjorn >can't get any lower than 700-ish >games are literally a coin toss that low guys help how can I more efficiently lose games? it seems that simply doing nothing is not working now and I need to take a more active role in securing defeat.
Grayson Watson
>can't break the endless cycle of playing like an absolute fucking retard trying to go 1V6 the entire game every game.
Should I hook myself up to a car-battery system or something that shocks me when I make retarded plays until I'm mature enough to finally play Sombra like a normal human?
Caleb Clark
Have you tried Mei walls
Daniel Cruz
and a blown out asshole.
Asher Phillips
Play mercy and stagger your team with res.
Or play Mei and stagger your team with walls.
Anthony Fisher
Pick Mei and block the spawn to ensure that people never push/defend as a team. I don't know if that's even a concept sub 1k sr players are aware of, but you have to ensure that they don't even do it by accident.
Lincoln Cox
>still no female reptilian hero
Oliver Garcia
why don't you post your main, after all the TI is alpha and "just don't care" right?
Jason Gutierrez
should I play season 7
didn't play 6
William Butler
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Eli Thomas
I don't want it to be too obvious though, don't want to get banned.
the mercy idea sounds great though. only flaw is that there are usually 3-4 mercy mains on every team so securing her might be a little tricky
Hudson Murphy
A little early but...
Eli Russell
I'm waiting till they reduce seasons down to two months, competitive is just too fucking dull.
Gabriel Robinson
you take a 9mm glock pistol, you load a cartridge with 9mm parabellum bullet, you insert it into the chambers, you take the pistol, you point it right in your ears, and you pull the triggers you piece of shit