McDonald's Thread

Tomorrow I plan to walk in and pretend I was hired and it is my first day. Any employees want to help me out with what should say or bring on my first day to make it seem legit?.Hope I actually get to keep the job too McDonald's sound fun to work in.

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fucking LOL. wear the black slack and black shoes?

Yea I can bring that, but I don't have the official dress wear.

say they havent sent in your uniform yet, tell them Marquez, Julia or Susanne said it would be fine and that they probably have an extra shirt in the back

Well the first thing all employees do is clock in with the point of service system using their PIN number. I'd start with that and say you're from another store and forgot it. The manager will take you into the office, find out you aren't actually an employee and escort you out.

burger king is more likely to hire you, i know from personal experience

i got hired there as a felon (i have since become a welder)

come to alaska

OP please, please report back here with results from this tomorrow. Even better try to film what you can.

What's your felony for?

Why would you do this? You're not getting paid and it's already easy as fuck to get a job at McDonald's.

It's going to be my first day there, so I won't be in any service system, but that my end goal to be hired. Right now I'm reading The Art of Deception and I just want to practice my social engineering skills.

My plan of attack is to come in an mention it is my first day. I will say I was interviewed on spot from the National Hiring day and I'm here for my One day Orentation. I will bring my SIN, ID and check. Then I'll take it from there, and see how it goes. I also have the names of the managers there. I can seem more legit if I say x interviewed me.

my only advice is to not do this to your closest mcdonalds

1. Just for fun, one or 2 days ill be there only. Maybe they will put me on the payroll.

2 I'm reading The Art of Deception and I just want to practice my social engineering skills.

I'll try to record it.

Will try if this fails.

aggravated assault by vehicle (i hit a tree speeding and the passenger got put into a coma)

are you that fag that made the fish factory thread?

My point was to show how retarded your plan is and how quickly you'll be found out. Even if you manage to confuse them with your "National Hiring Day" plan the shift manager will call the general manager and find out they aren't doing any orientations that day. After that there will be a bunch of questions about who interviewed you and why you don't have any paperwork. Then they will tell you to leave with promises to call you which will never happen. Just apply tomorrow and get the job the normal way, why this idiotic secret agent shit?

Bro I'm not looking to get fully hired at all.... I already know this is 99% not going to work but I'm looking for something to do tomorrow morning for fun. Even if miracle happens and they hire me, I don't plan on staying.

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>Not taking any responsibility

Why not set your sights a little higher and ask out one of the cashiers? Or try to get hired at a job you actually want? I don't think confusing a bunch of overworked fast-food managers is going to improve your "deception" skills all that much. It seems like there is only downside to this plan. Best case, they ask you to leave, worst case they call the police.

its even easier to get a job at maccas, make a 15sec snapchat and upload it to their site

Wear a black button down, short sleeve shirt, black pants, and those cheap restaurant non-slick shoes you can get at Wal-Mart or whatever. Just walk in back and start working, like put fries in the deep fryer, get a mop out and start mopping the floor, stock items, etc. Act like you belong and act confused when they call you out on it, and say they said you could start working today even though they haven't got your uniform yet. Ask a worker and see if they have any extra name tags or hats.

I already have a job and girlfriend. But you are right though, it is kinda a dickish move to waste overworked employees time. I might reconsider.

Nah do it, it would be funny.
If someone did that when I worked at McDonald's I would've thought it was hilarious.

So you couldnt think of anything else fun to do than to try and work for McDonald's kek

How's welding working out for you?

Wtf

I want to see this can you stream it

>2 I'm reading The Art of Deception and I just want to practice my social engineering skills.
I knew it!

I worked in fast food for two years, this will never work. Everyone knows each other, they will all stare at you the second you walk back there thinking you're a confused customer. The girls will all giggle and talk to each other about you in spanish. It would be as weird as if you were a crazed fan and walked out on to a basketball court trying to get in on the game. The shift manager will spot you almost immediately and shuffle you out to the lobby before you can sputter out your autistic cover story.

This is by far the cringiest board on Veeky Forums

Make sure you call first like a day in advance and get the name of one of the managers

This guy has done it. He pretends he's a manager and interviews people and shit.

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New people came and went at the one I worked at constantly, depends where you're at though.
If you genuinely act like you're supposed to be there no one will know any better.

This is by far the cringest post on Veeky Forums :D:D:D:D

Thanks for proving my point

fuck off loser. you're not adding any value to our board. you just wasted 1 second of my time reading your worthless posts.

You should go with a place with more workers and more acreage to get lost in, I was a supervisor for a local movie theater chain and people would show up in my department I had never seen before, hadn't done formal training and I would be like, okay, here is what you do. Stay away from restorers because you need a login, you could join the usher team or something

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Wow, great observation. Thank you for contributing.

lol, I've been using the top university of my country as an office for my own business for a while now.
The cubicles are free office space and there is free coffee.

They have security guards that check visitors in front of the building
But they always let me through without question.

Go back to /b/ you dumbfuck mouthbreather

Kek, I guess as long as you look fairly young

Hah yeah we had our 4 or so unis on rotation while we were studying, now and then we'd get booted and would move on to the next guys til we got exposed there, went on for years. I imagine would be much easier for one individual, we used to cause a fucking ruckus as a group.