/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

>Patch 4.11 Notes & Logs
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>Callback Campaign:
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This thread is fat cats only.

>run roulette with a friend
>Sastasha
>two sprouts (Healer and Tank)
>say hello to both
>no response
>run begins
>tank almost dies to the first mob somehow
>tank runs to the alcove where the note is and reads it
>also read it just in case
>tank almost dies in to the sprite enemies
>tell him to target the clam
>he keeps targeting the respawning adds
>healer eventually targets the clam along with both of us DPSes
>get to the first boss area
>"Be sure to hit the red coral. That's what the note said."
>tank hits green and then blue, getting status effects
>tank almost dies to the first boss because of the poison he got from the coral
>tank repeatedly pauses in this and future battles to /pet or /soothe the enemy that's killing him
>tank doesn't pick up the key that drops
>try to tell him about the keys
>he keeps going without picking it up so the Healer gets it
>second Captain Madison encounter
>the dogs aggro on the Healer
>tank doesn't pull them off and Healer almost dies
>just patiently go along with them for the rest of the dungeon
>ask if they have any questions at the end of the dungeon
>they both just stand there
>eventually both of us just awkwardly leave after a few minutes

At least the Healer seemed to learn something. I think.

first

Memes.

>glams that wear any blindfold
Shit taste to the maxxxxx

tell me I'm pretty

You character looks unique, don't let those haters hate. What server you on anyways?

pretty sure theyre all characters from nier

sry im new no need to be rude!

>moon catboys have 9+ inches on avarage

Post CHAIRS

I'm sitting next to a cute lala!

Goodnight post

I'm gonna bully you.

A nice sit down

I want to use a lala boy as an onahole tbqh

I'm going to wear fancy Far Eastern dresses with my elf wife!

did I stutter?
Shit taste to the maxxxxx

9+ inches in their BUTTS

Lala post

Nth for RP focused parties where we go to trials and gangrape female Primals

Name even ONE cute catboy

Well, that's that for Rabanaste. I don't think I have it in me to do that raid more than once a day, until i get some gear, obviously.

It was really fun though, chariot man of many tramples was my favorite boss fight.

wtf?

But who plays the Primal?

Whew. I just spent 10 minutes pseudocoding something, which puts me above whatever it was SE was doing with SMN egi glamour.

You should get a free Fantasia after subscribing for a month if you want to tweak stuff, otherwise you have to buy them from the cash shop. There's a quest in Limsa at level 15 (I think) that unlocks the ability to change your haircut, hair color, and some other minor stuff for 2000 gil.

If you're really picky, it's not a bad idea to make a test character on some random server and see how your character's voice and animations work out. Some of the voice options sound fine in character creation but get annoying real fast in combat.

Also, seconding that you should go Elezen, Wildwood and Duskwights are both cool.

Lewd them

>they have a member of over 7ilms
Go away and harass some highlander or roe

highlanders

>tfw I'm a normal sized person and have 8" IRL

>monkey fc mate says he's gonna post in old thread
>doesnt post
I got baited

G.S.
R.R.
F.T.
K.W.
S.B.

How much for nut service

Why didn't you pick the key then? Were you afraid it was your puberty?

If you like lvl1 lalaboys, im your huckleberry

We all do!
We take turns ravaging them and posting their reactions.

Stop this

>You should get a free Fantasia after subscribing for a month if you want to tweak stuff
Read the patch notes.

thanks user-kun my battle gear on the other hand is always glamoured to look like the little match girl + a court wizard with stripes tights and pricey shoes. wish I had the game still running so I could make a screenshot
I'm playing on Lich right now

I want the red one on my ass and the blue one on my balls

Who is this semen demon

Is it catboi hour already?

Grow some fucking balls and pick up the keys yourself.

...

>potd
>no pom buffs
>femroe tank walks near chest and clicks it
>it's steel
>can't pick up because already 3
>walks away
>doesn't click a chest ever again for the whole run

The point was letting new players do the mechanics.

I don't know about that...

not for u ugly

Cute!

Why not?

You can't just lewd every lala you sit next to... even if they ARE cute.

what happened to your fc...

>make a promo trial called ultimate extreme
>any static would be welcome to join
>the static has to race to win worlds first for the clear
>the winning static members each get 200k and free membership for life
>everyone else that didn't get the clear in the contest before th gets their account deleted
Would you participate?

>end Yokai Watch event
>have 0 events to replace it with
Fucking Squeenix.

Do that at 151+ imma rape you'are futadick with my aetherpool spear I fucking swear it.

>tfw amber will never use your lalaboy as a cocksleeve

The maidens rhapsody is after it d00d

Back in my day events were done with 15 mins and we had to deal with event droughts for months.

Fishing elezen

That's no excuse, cute lalas are made to be lewded.

Just so I don't mess up.. A rotation for BLM in PotD could be:

Fire > Enochian > Fire IV until oom > Transpose > Blizzard IV > Fire III? Please don't bully

Suncat or mooncat?
strawpoll.com/wyageggp

>more rehash events
come on square

Are you going to avatarfag? Sun, if not moon.

Both.

arent you trans, how do you get it up?

me at the top middle

I just wanted another lala friend is all...

This is my freshly baked potato. Say something nice about him!

Mooncats are cute and pure!

use fire 3 to get stacks
blizz 3 instead of transpose
spam f4 with some f1 to keep up astral

Spearfishing elezen

Does this game have any story overlap with FFXI? Like are Tarutaru some ancestor of Lalas?

I'd keep this potato in my bag as an onahole

>you will never dress up your lala bf in cute outfits and dom her

sadness...

This is now a midlander thread

All modestly dressed and working members of society.

square enix is a small indie company, it took many years to develop ultimate bamahut

THE GAMEMASTER HAS SPOKEN

Stop being lewd.

There are allusions to Shantotto and she showed up in an old event.

When?
>implying it's hard to rehash events back to back
There's really no excuse to have 0 events going on. They could have extended the Yokai Watch event another month.

is lalaboi fotm now? wtf?

not them but server and race/gender please

kek

Garrin Sol, Red Rivers, F'Telor Tia, Kelly "Fujoshi" Welly, Sbubi Bubi...

Do you own your apartment or does fat cat?

Just got a fanta, should I change into a lala man or something else?

>not wanting sexy cat eyes

Hm, that's interesting. Was just curious if the two worlds were canon within in each other somehow. Guessing not, other than a few nods.

stop

>still no tranny suicide over ultimate
Clearly it's not hard enough

*lets abe kill o4s for him*
i'm a gamemaster

Give me a name

>There are allusions to Shantotto

SHATOTTO, there's no N on the XIV one. They're different people.
ShaNtotto came to XIV world during a crossover event because she apparently can travel through the multiverse.

Mateus femroe

Yeah I've been leveling BTN to get some gil flowing. I like the humble nature of being poor a bit.
I trust nobody on Balmung. Everyone I play with is cross server friends.
You're welcome and I have no idea about a server.
Yes, via fantasia.

>First run on Aether, Snowcloak
>Healer is bad, panic heals herself with medica 2, instantly dies to the last boss and we wipe level 60 whm
>BLM is constantly dropping his ice/fire things because hes "multitasking" when I ask if he is a bot
>Samurai is the only one pushing us forward with deeps
>25 min run when I was multi pulling

Would-mash/10