/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

>Patch 4.11 Notes & Logs
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/aee832c2c57456a26f36531c78380e74202d0d75

>Callback Campaign:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/callback/

>Job Guide
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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>run roulette with a friend
>Sastasha
>two sprouts (Healer and Tank)
>say hello to both
>no response
>run begins
>tank almost dies to the first mob somehow
>tank runs to the alcove where the note is and reads it
>also read it just in case
>tank almost dies in to the sprite enemies
>tell him to target the clam
>he keeps targeting the respawning adds
>healer eventually targets the clam along with both of us DPSes
>get to the first boss area
>"Be sure to hit the red coral. That's what the note said."
>tank hits green and then blue, getting status effects
>tank almost dies to the first boss because of the poison he got from the coral
>tank repeatedly pauses in this and future battles to /pet or /soothe the enemy that's killing him
>tank doesn't pick up the key that drops
>try to tell him about the keys
>he keeps going without picking it up so the Healer gets it
>second Captain Madison encounter
>the dogs aggro on the Healer
>tank doesn't pull them off and Healer almost dies
>just patiently go along with them for the rest of the dungeon
>ask if they have any questions at the end of the dungeon
>they both just stand there
>eventually both of us just awkwardly leave after a few minutes

At least the Healer seemed to learn something. I think.

first

Memes.

>glams that wear any blindfold
Shit taste to the maxxxxx

tell me I'm pretty

You character looks unique, don't let those haters hate. What server you on anyways?

pretty sure theyre all characters from nier

sry im new no need to be rude!