/tf2g/ TEAM Fortress 2 general

This has been your hourly reminder to invest in a "Hey med, you dropped something." bind to tilt enemy cuckolds to death after you drop them. Just put it right next to your lenny and enjoy your free wins as they rageswitch off of med and try to frag you.

So I got a Potassium Bonnet.

What's a stupid loadout I can dye yellow to make a shitty banana themed heavy?

>survey is deleted
>spam isn't
wow nice, keep it up, really making the thread better here my dude

Don't dye it yellow you shitter, dye it white and get some sunglasses.

its not really spam tho, his point is valid

>banana theme
this is the level of creativity in modern tf2g

dye it green, it's how bananas ACTUALLY look like

If you live in a third-world shithole where banans are green you should probably kys

most medics are so passive they would just pretend it didn't happen and keep being a heal slave

is the banana hat even allowed in comp or is that banned too?

youtu.be/kl8wngxQupg

It's allowed. Saw some faggot medic wearing one in a recent match.

what's a good class to take care of the Dominate Mercenary Park contract easily?

Everything is banned in comp, especially fun.

Isn't there an entire team that uses them?

>parkinsons aimbot
lmao we probably had something similar in QC for LG until they patched the LG

>"pro" player
>cant cope with 90% of the game's weapons or unlocks

Demoman

>guy brags about being top tier organic UGC comp player
>ask him how he counters a persian persuader
>his reply is a laugh and he says that weapon is banned in matches
>this is a what pro players think is "being pro"
>he doesnt actually play TF2
>competitive is a joke

Literally any fragging class will work for merc park, too bad you missed when dragon's fury was like 20 bux and you could get a double refund on the contracker

This will not be fixed because Reddit does not care about this bug as much as they care about the Phlog's slightly lower range.

>aimbot
>literally just a script that turns left and right after 10 milliseconds
it isn't a bannable offense, this is done with ingame commands. that is how braindead pyro is now

Then how come people have a lot of fun playing comp?

>"pro" player
>tell him the game is casual and competitive is a joke
>he tries to focus me
>dominate him and win the match
>tell him the game is casual and competitive is a joke

...

oh it looked like an aimbot with lock on then turning left and right if in range but if it's just a script that's really dumb

>pro player cries in chat that im using a broken weapon
>i lenny him
>switch another "broken weapon"
>he ragesand leaves

Play a dm server.

>ster
>/ourguy/
Hmm...

>Dragon's Furry
>+No damage falloff

Except that's wrong.

He was, user. He was. But then he got corrupted.

Borneo is a really shit map

youtu.be/HmFhmitMPAs

That's the joke

Borneo is a pretty good map if a little stupid for how far you have to walk after capping first as blu.

these are the specific scripts, abuse the fuck out of them so this gets fixed. the sweep is a toggle while the panic is a button you hold down. put them in pyro.cfg so it only works for pyro

>every contracker objective is either tedious or basically impossible outside farming it with friendlies

>every single poster in this thread is an absolute tf2 god that can destroy anyone when they want
>yet they're still sitting here, the shittiest place to discuss tf2
lol ok

>Watch old Star
>He's just having fun with the derpy shit that happens in TF2 pubs
>Watch modern Ster_
>He's getting buttblasted at his team and the people that still watch him while his wife fucks another man

Where else would you go to discuss TF2?

Every official comp forum will dick ride competitive players no matter how wrong they are. Reddit isn't for discussion, it's for dumping a vaguely snarky comment and hoping people click on it with positive feelings. The official Steam discussion is third worlders posting crap memes you saw eight months ago.

They have nothing going for them but bragging about things that never happened and shittalking a mode they don't play.

>"m-my pro scene is infallible!"
>they get relentlessly shitter shattered by brainless pubbies because they only practice and play a very neutered rendition of the game

shut up you fags, I main medic and 6s and its way harder than anything you'll ever do even if all I am is a walking uber for my team and a walking back of invites for the enemy team. fuck random crits btw, uncle dane for the epic win

should probably don't do a video at all if it's to do that kind of aids

>guy brags about being top tier organic UGC comp player
>ask him how he counters mad milk
>his reply is a laugh and he says that weapon is banned in matches
>this is a what pro players think is "being pro"
>he doesnt actually play TF2
>competitive is a joke

>displaced mercy main who needs the bigger males to kill for him

Oi you gits, are there pictures of the new hitbox for airblasting?

Oh nice, our team application finally got approved. Reminder that 6s and HL signups are open over at UGC. Go here to create a team: ugcleague.com/join.cfm and check out the forums here: ugcleague.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?5-Recruiting-Forums if you're looking to join a team or look for people to play on yours.

0 get's description.
Also how much would this be worth?

I suck cocks for a living
It's worth nothing because you forgot an 's

I applied for a team but they just told me "fuck off no weebs"

fuck off weeb

Traps aren't gay

Maybe you should join a weeb team, then.

>competitive scene hates anime
This basically confirms that casual is /ourguy/ and if you disagree you're philosophically uncle dane's nephew and don't belong here.

sauce?

I love Reddit

Traps ARE gay, but that's fine uwu

It's not all tears, the huntsman and loose cannon were good and easy.
There's a lot of them that are simple enough but take a whole lot of rounds to get. The defense ones are simply too long. If you get matched against a shit team they'll never get to the objective, and if there's more people on your team with the same contract it turns into a competition for kills.

my wife's son's medal

The competitive scene is bad enough without generic depressed soyboy anime trannies

>unironic wiggers
>unironic juggalos
>furries, mountains of them
>gay-by-circumstance gays
>knowyourmeme addicts

there arent any

Well ask around again, I'm sure if Mikes can find someone who tolerates his presence you can find a team as well.

I reject your assumption that sadboys are soulless soyboy bugmen but even if they were they'd be leagues ahead of the rest of that shit you listed.

mods r ghey

jfk's medal of superior marksmanship

I want to abuse it so it could be fixed faster but I'd feel bad

Traps make my peepee hard

Have you ever looked at these anime retards on Steam? They look alike, they sound alike, they all have the same deficiencies. The moment I see an anime avatar on Steam that isn't some reaction image I know exactly the sort of reprehensible faggot I'll be forced to deal with.

its actually hilarious when it works, please consider it come to the dark side

since when hasn't it done 75 damage at every range

>dominate someone as piss sniper
>they go stock sniper
>keep pissing on them from different angles
I love sniping.

Anime avatars are good for ERP and ERP only tbqh.

Comp tf2 is a joke and should be laughed at along with unusuals and banana hats.

Those are all ironic weeaboos, ones who've seen cowboy bebop once and think they're suddenly cool and make a shitty anime avatar and then indulge in fotm garbage like abyss and maid dragon and re:zero, to name some recent ones. All the real anime lads keep it under their hat and maintain a solid facade with a normal avatar, and only talk about anime with close friends instead of gushing about it.

What range?

>sour grapes

>ERP and ERP
pardon?

>he thinks watching shitty and obscure anime gives him weeb cred

I'm aware of ironic weeaboos and that's not what I mean. I'm talking about the absolutely sad depressing fuckers who somehow manage to make you uncomfortable even through text on a screen. If they aren't begging for gay ERP they are usually trying to vent about their first world problems, and they're never functioning adults so that is the only thing that goes on in their miserable lives.

>hurr you're just jealous were not actually retarded at all

It's weird, because everything you're talking about sounds like lolimikes and dckm is like Mikes-lite so you're 100% on point.

Anyone worth talking to doesn't want weeb cred and doesn't have an anime avatar. If your issue is with homos who cry about their ipad or college work or bottomfragging after picking spy, then the term you're looking for is "homosexuals who also happen to like anime" and not "anime lads"

>he says while posting a soon to be meme fotm

Allow me to explain why they exist

>/pol/ pseudoscience
just let people like what they like

are 2 and 3 the number keys on your keyboard? what do you use to switch weapons then?

But that's common knowledge, user. It's simple, you "free" the woman, you kill the marriage, you kill the society.

>"it's pseudoscience because I disagree with it"

Hippies were a mistake