/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

/ourguys/ BTS currently milking the Smash goyim for every shekel they're worth.

Utterly and undeniably based LD moving on to greener pastures and leaving the smoking ruins of Doturd Poo behind.

so I pick am if I want free mmr and go 20 attack speed, blink uncountrollable illusion, 10 stats, and 30 percent spell shield?

>shrines still in the game
>everyone's talents are OP now

dumb chilled amphibians

>6 games in a row game is lost at pick screen
>jungle tinker
>jungle wk
>2 people picking mid
>2 safelane carrys
this patch is great fun. but quickly i'm reminded why I fucking stopped playing this game.

I hope they revert the shitty ultimate they gave to morph, 37% is just ridiculous.

>page 10

Dota generals are so dead

Do you get anything from doing the all hero challenge?

I'm convinced anyone who says pang falls off late game doesn't build him correctly

Probably because this shit is over a hundred posts early and OP is one of these 12 year olds who wants to tell mommy he made a thread with lots of replies.

what's the turbo meta and also should i kill myself

the harder the carry the harder the gg.

Think about it, the mode is GET LEVELS AND GOLD FAST. So any hero you think "fuck I don't wanna go late game against this one" is good since late game is literally 15 minutes in.
Also don't buy any healing items at the start
also also: yes

alright thanks amigo
also thanks
also also thanks

>I wanted to try Venge in 7.07
>I can't because either I pick cancer or I lose
This patch's meta is gonna be absolute garbage, buffing AM was a mistake.

>Get out of base with 5 mangoes because memes
>Is actually OP as fuck
I can't believe the gulag was right.

step 1: dont pick donte, let enemy team do it
step 2: root him when he comes

*backdoors you*

SMEGMA SPIRIT

On who?

Nth for oracle is great!

yeah dude just manage to farm 10k worth of networth on IO without losing the game within 30 minutes

FREEEEEE WIIIIIIIINNNNN

5 mangos into battlefury is the one true balanar build

I don't get what morph ult is supposed to be, did he want us to play him support..?

the io just has a desolator and a heart you goon

>those icons

LMAO fucking icetoad reeeeeeee

On literally any Core.

feed me dotards

>Black king bar
>it's not black
dotard?

Deso is a massively viable purchase on Wisp now.

its the bar of the black king (hes a monkey from africa), not a black bar

>monkey king
>doesn't comes with monkey king bar by default

dotards?

>(hes a monkey from africa)
redundant

remember when people were optimistic about this patch, reading the notes?

lol

fucking anti-mage every game. of all the heroes who could be cancer. that's like tinker being in every game. fucking hell.

Nah, get Heart. Less damage but it lets you keep your core alive long enough to dish it.

white king bar when?

ep*c casual racism bros XD
put me in the reddit screencap

pangolier is actually flat out bad in every way.
like I understand you shouldnt play him as a carry, and I dont, but hes not even really better in offlane which is where everyone says hes actually good.
>have no way to reliably farm
>have fuck all in terms of damage
>absolute trash agi strength and int gain
>paper thin health
Seriously, how do people claim he's at all better in offlane than he is in safelane?
I love the hero and im trying so hard to enjoy him.

surely you know theres monkeys on all continents, you play dota

what does Tether Grants Scepter Bonus mean?

>actual frustrating hero to deal with becoming flavor of the month (AM, Medusa, Spectre) instead of fun heroes like Tiny or Void

beats me dude i'm too low iq for this shit

Is there a bigger hell than having to support for toxic players?

Oh, and how to Vengeful Spirit?

Sometimes I get blown up without being able cycling to my spells

0 Agi gain is obviously stupid, but also Tiny now has many people trying him out first time and his combo is mechanically demanding.

Only blacks wuz kangs and shiet.

Who the fuck is optimistic about any big patch?

We're talking about Valve right? You know, the company that doesn't test anything and probably works their staff into medication-demanding levels of stress patching a product they purposely released broken knowing the community will do all their bug testing for free.

The only people who have a good reason to be playing the game right now are the people who just live to do dumb fucking shit before it gets patched out, everyone else is just a fucking retard who is failing to punish Valve for releasing broken dogshit time after time after time again.

The sad part about all this is that this is the MOST competent company anybody can imagine managing this game, anybody else would be doing it worse, would have turned it into a perversion of itself, or have fired Icefrog by now.

What's a good mid to play this patch? No meme answers please.

just stop am from farming retard
am's laning phase is still weak as fuck

this slut

HA HA I AM HERE

Are you a /pol/tard falseflagging and/or just retarded

I have no idea what the fuck it means.

I tried it with Drow Ranger but it didn't work. It didn't splinter.

List 14 major bugs introduced in past patches.

>I love this hero
>no way to farm
>bad stat growth
>squishy
Sorry bud, but you're terminally retarded.

>just stop am from farming retard
lol

Sauce please. Google gave me nothing.

I said no meme answers. That hero has bad stats. It's a support hero.

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65706828

>bats eat fruits
>giving the oversized bat hero 5 mangoes makes him OP
Icefrog?

>max W
>win mid
wow that was hard

You're doing it wrong, user, if you're the support you get to be the toxic one, I keep reminding my retards how shitty they are and and that they don't deserve to have me supporting them, if they don't like it then they can buy their own wards.

Also I haven't played Venge in 7.07 desu but in 7.06 my build was Tranquil and Aquila and 90% of the games I go for Glimmer but the fourth item onwards depends on the game and your personal preference between:

Blink.
Force.
Euls.
Solar Crest.
Lotus Orb.

Spirit Vessel should be core on her but nowadays everyone and their mother builds it so wait a couple weeks until idiots realize it's an item meant for supports.

This is what it means.

my.mixtape.moe/lzmakr.webm

Are you a woman? I can't see a man being such a petty, spiteful, insecure cunt

How does that work on heroes like Meepo that can't drop their Agh's?

It does not.

>press quit on demo mode
>it exits the entire dota
what is the meaning of this?

dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/3/3d/Pangolin_rival_79.mp3

I-Is Jakiro hung?

how do i get good at turbo?

How the fuck do you lane as hard carries now without two supports constantly babysitting your ass?
Offlaners are still strong as all fucking hell but now carries can't have poor man's shield and the side shop is useless as fuck.
How the fuck do I lane now?

You don't. Why the fuck are you tryharding in the casual mode?

They modeled dragon dildos after dragons

...

I honestly believe that trashtalking my teammates makes them play better, I won't trashtalk the guy who kindly asks for a ward or a tango, I'll gladly give it away, I will not trashtalk for giving out first blood or for being bad. However if my Carry is missing too many last-hits I start taking the farm until he complains, then I tell him why I'm doing it and stop so he knows that I hate being stuck with a shithead like him but I'm willing to go all the way for the sake of victory.

Also I genuinely enjoy winning when my teammates and I hate each other, as I said as a support you get to be the toxic one, but you have to be smart about it.

The real question is, does Jakiro have two dicks or one huge dick?

Two huge dicks, obviously.

change lanes more often

I wish we had more cute little huggable heroes like slark

And in the real world, when you act like that absolutely nobody wants to work without and might even work against you out of spite

>I honestly believe that trashtalking my teammates makes them play better

- dota 2 player

>implying weaver isn't adorable

>Jakiro is in the workshop
I need idea for the cosmetic!

Explain this Bill Gates.

What is nyx

Rylai attached to the cold dick

Lina attached to the hot dick

An arcana where Jakiro becomes two separate dragons.

Dual dragon dick immortal. Has special Dual Breath animation.

A very dangerous bug who tends to piss and shit on sleeping people's faces.

I just found out two things about nethertoxin:
-The damage stacks, so standing in multiples hurts twice as much.
-Break works on Roshan's bash, but not his spellblock.

explain to me please

>Want to watch anime
>But Arteezy is streaming
ahh I can't decide which I want to watch more
;;

>every time MMR resets
They've expressed that they want to expedite hero releases, and that seems like a really good way to schedule them, but there's no way in hell we're not getting the 4th spirit for New Bloom/Chinese New Year 2018. It's incredibly obvious.

Half normal dragon, half Game of Thrones dead ice dragon.