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>Near flawless play from me
>Worked my ass off to delay Nasus from becoming a powerhouse
>Did by far the most damage of the game
>Made the plays since I knew we were on a clock and too many times do we take too long to close games out
>Not a single honor
Th-thanks, I didn't want any anyway.

Tell me about this banning bug/exploit/whatever it is
I was boosting some guy he was honor 5 and got a 14 day ban cause of flaming 1 single game
never happened before trust me ive done it before too
had to block him cause i couldnt explain

>Dark Lux will never sit on my lap

post lewd PLEASE

xth for my wife Syndra

xth for my gf(male) Swift!

What kind of lewd?

What champion pisses you off the most?

GUYS I DID IT AGAIN
AND IT WAS LUCID THIS TIME

THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME

big fucking man hands

>less than half hp
>engages on darius
is this bait

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How did it go down this time?

rude and not true

I'll say a bit more later I'm getting into a match.

At what elo will my adcs stop pushing bot when baron is up?

>bait AND pasta
It's posted every/every other thread at this point.

Reposting.

Also reminder that I'm better than you at everything support related especially riding cock

I'm curious to know, gl with your match tho.

What rank are you goy?

>And thus starts user's descent into becoming nothing but a submissive healslut.
Wrong, both in submission and unkempt sexual appetite. I needed some gold to help keep Vayne well?
Compete with 3/0 Riven for a fleeing Quinn and tell her that's why. It was understood with grace (she didn't really understand the range of my moves though)
I like the team play aspect of League, so support is like your instant noodles for getting a fill of that.

>Of course you don't regret buying that booty
It's sitting in my Hextech, with enough shards to burn that are likable, but I'm not enthralled about.
I don't quite remember if I was around for DJ Sona's release, but in any case I've never been overly fond of playing her.

only thing ur better at is sucking ur adcs dick you homosexual

Patrician men and patrician music are the best things in life

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Post yer webbums cuck boys

I know that filename is randomly generated but it seems oddly appropriate for that clip

you have to be quite mentally attained to think metal is good in any of it's iteration

Concert has started
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>vladfag taste in metal
>more garbage with incoherent screaming

>no crowd

>Can't comprehend jazzy prog death
>hurr durr incoherent garbage

go listen to whatever simple pop you enjoy and don't meddle with high IQ music

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>tidecaller yet fucking again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

problem?

i urge you to stop being an enormous nigger

All the seats are filled, though

like how many fucking times are they going to start with tidecaller
like what the fuck what sthe point in watching if its the same shit as last time

>Not being a support
That's where the honors lie, my friend.

Shudup, metal is for indellectuals DD---:

they played it last time but it was not an opening

>vladfag albanian

?

Is electrocute gonna be stonger than thunderlords?

There is good metal. Just not what vladfag listens to.

last time it was the third song
guess whats the third song today?
also fucking tidecaller

>electrocute
>cute

:3

>60% cdr

>he got the account he was boosting banned
you're a fucking retard now aren't you?

yes haha nice

answer the question please

Plat V

I can suck my adcs cock while simultaneously carrying the match and basically you fucking suck at this game bitch.

big deal

yeah the one that mimics the structures of pop songs and doesn't go into unexplored musical territory

I get ya

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pretty based

I don't know I don't pay attention to tentative changes

when the patch hits and the changes are final I'll look into it and give you a detailed answer

>unexplored musical territory

no such thing

Don't hit on me silly girls.

It's still capped at 45%.

Sightstone --> Ardent --> Boots (First power spike hits here) --> Watchers --> Morells (2nd power spike)

Rarely do I need to build anything else.

Y'all might call me a cuck, but I really do enjoy playing sona. Ardent didn't kill her in the least, her real power lies in CDR.

>Hexakill and One For All are not coming back anytime soon because riot forgot to create UI for those modes when redesigning the client
You literally cannot make this shit up

want to get in discord and talk about it buddy?

>there is no artistic innovation

ah yes, the "modern """"""""art"""""""" argument.

there really isn't

>finals
>dead THREAD
>dead game
>cringe concert

kek, I am here to laugh at you, lolbabs

28 death duo queue bottom lane that insists they did nothing wrong all game

gold is actually hell

>four honors as a healslut
I see your cock sucking skills are top-tier, user. How good did sucking your entire team feel?

>It's still capped at 45%.
Yeah no shit
So why did you build all that crap
Especially lucidity instead of any other boot

warning: DO NOT try to reason with the vladfag.

I am beautiful and patrician just like my main.

>baseless claims

Wouldn't call it dead yet. Certainly less viewers than previous years but no NA, no EU, who the fuck is watching?

>dead game
/d2g/ is

shit you're right

almost baited myself

Don't think you understand how easy it is to be banned nowadays.

Shoks is cute today?

If you tell someone to kill themselves in postgame lobby and the screenshot it, can it get you permabanned?

not that faggot of amumu song again

>enemy lost and says gg
>you say gg ez
feels good man, feels good

Sona is for _______

Who cares about gooksports

no need to screenshot
they started monitoring post and pre game chat month ago

Xth for listening to actual patrician music with Caitlyn

Unfortunate for me if true. I sincerely hope that guy does kill himself though.

>today

building full AP

Blitzcrank/Thresh have an annoying toolset, even more so due to the fact that the only character that can counter that is pretty weak in an ELO that matters.

But as a sona main, I know she can be just as annoying to lane against.

>YFW you realize the "god damn it sona" in chat is from me telling people to rate my performance on /r/HealSluts ;^)

To get that initial CDR. If we get caught out, I usually swap boots, if not, I just let it go. The 10% reduction on summoner spells is pretty nice.

And yes, that's heal, not exhaust, I don't personally like carrying it, I find it easier to either burst heal late game or use the heal early on to save my ADC/jungler if my W heal is on CD.

CRINGE

you are welcome, summoner!

>ow the edge the post

I don't think you understand why I find this funny.
you implied honour level 5 means something
you implied the account was banned off one instance
and too top it off you actually did something bannable while boosting, nigga you aint there to fucking socialise you are there for the game and then you heck off.

Game needs more cute elf champs

You've never sincerely hoped somebody kills themselves?

I'm not that guy, dingus.

And you can be 2-week banned off of one instance.

>pays someone for boost
>booster gets banned for being toxic
what the fuck
why cant you jus fucking play
you were paid to do just that

Fuck these shitty champion themes, Pentakill when

Drum guy looks like Sirhcez without hat

>talyiah - xayah
RAKAN BTFO

>Blitzcrank/Thresh have an annoying toolset
The bullshit thing about them are the fucking hitboxes on their hooks.

taliyah belongs with xayah, and rakan with me

Pentakill sucks unless you listen to them in a specific ironic way

dykes of legends