/rlg/ Roguelike General

I really can't get into this, the armor and weapon breakage breaks ME.

I haven't tried it I wonder if I could pirate it.

Eh, seems like too much of a hastle.

Thread that isn't dead here

> even rlg threads are rife with bloat
Sasuga roguelikes

>complaining about ecelebs in a spam thread on Veeky Forums
>when you could be posting in /rlg/
For shame.

But rlg threads are always dead.
And at least there's no tometards here.

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How's nu-demon?
I had fun with it few months ago, back then when incubi were new.
What changed since then?

About what? It's not like anyone in /rlg/ plays roguelikes.

I play nethack and nethack variants.

So spelunky's getting a sequel. The spelunker has a daughter and she's the main character (default skin) of the sequel.

Not roguelikes fuck off

Destiny got a sequel too recently
and I think there's a new Huniepop game coming out

Roguelikes suck. Roguelikelikes are where it's at. See you on page 10

Why don't you post about them in lite, then?

Godammit release 3.6.1 already 3.6.0 is trash reeeeeeeeeeeee

Maybe in 10 more years

IA 19.1 when.
Game is too fuckin hard.

3.6.1 is worse than 3.6.0.

What on earth is your basis for this very wrong opinion?

All the changes are bad.

What the hell, no they're not.
Just about every change was for the better.

>the other thread was not only made later, but also has a discord link in the op and tomeutism
This is the non-shitpost thread.

Hi /nethack/ which meme fork should I play? And where can I get proper graphics instead of keyboard vomit?

Just play vanilla right now since devnull is going on. Try to complete some of the challenges and get some points.
After that play dynahack. It's pretty gud.

>waah stop liking tome!!!

Vanilla Nethack 3.6.0 or 3.6.1-dev, or maybe Nethack4. Once you've ascended you can make your own decisions on which forks interest you.

>Tomefags have designated shitting general that dies after 50 posts
What's wrong with this?

Still no real welder, let alone a welding rig, but I do have a UPS mod on my makeshift welder. Works fine.

So this is the power of concentrated autism

what is more autistic though
two different roguelike generals or making and deleting his posts in both of them
I mean could you actually measure it

Objective /rlg/ poster tier list:

GOAT tier:
Meme run posters and winners (nethack terraformer, tome madness user, mumo anons)

High tier:
Runposters
Quality shitposts (Interesting Tactical Situations for instance)
Anime bumpers
Obscure roguelike posters

Mid tier:
Biskupposter
Bogdanoffposter
Notaroguelike shitflingers
That massive faggot who shilled his PCB stream

Low tier:
Paid roguelike shills
Tomefag eceleb shitters

Absolute rock bottom tier:
Ponyposter

> W11B10
> Wraitheon (11B) Infantry 10 Level. Part of Wraitheon's series of one-to-one auxiliaries designed to seamlessly integrate with more traditional forces
Jesus fuck how strong do I have to be before I can go anywhere near these niggas

>terraformer in GOAT
He's maredick milking tier at best.
At best - ponyposter was funny, terraformer was just genuinely autistic.

>tome madness user
Who's that?

Super autist that was around for a couple threads posting his runs on the impossible meme difficulty. He also provided massive walls of text advice to anyone who asked and got someone their first normal adventure win. Maybe it's just the shit quality of tomeposters in general that someone actually playing and caring about the game is notable though.

>terraformer
I'm intrigued. Who?

I'm pretty sure the guy who keeps deleting all his posts, the user who never gives (You)s and the ponyposter are all the same person.

why are jilted lovers such fags

Hey I'm not that autistic...
I do remember user getting his normal adventure win though. Proudest day of my life.

>mumo anons
>That massive faggot who shilled his PCB stream
>Ponyposter

Same person.

If only you knew how bad it really was.

How much of the thread is just ponyposter samefagging
I'm pretty sure there was more than 1 person playing mumo at least

crawl touney comin

team name ideas

>sexy biskup fangirls
>naga please
>the ultimate crack smoking warlocks
>no butt stuff
>hikkikomori glory
>the adom bombs
>gas the devs, git war now
>release dwarven halls
>adomasochists
>we erp on webtiles
>grandad, no
>ascii pornographers
>hellmonk did nothing wrong

help

>people caring about nu-crawl
thats a good one

Love hurts

There are dozens of us!
How about >I hate my life and want to die?
or >the minotuar berserkers!

It's pretty easy to tell since he posts like a faggot and filenamefags.

Not that bad this thread.
Sometimes it's really bad.

A literal (literal, unironical, possibly even diagnosed) autist who dug out all the levels in Nethack.
By the end of his "career", he also brought up his political beliefs straight from /pol/.

Imagine user@celestia AKA that_guy AKA ponyposter, except with actual mental illness, less skill in roguelikes, and much more of a faggot.

t. user@celestia
Talking to yourself is a sure sign of mental illness too.

you're just angry that he informed the masses about the dangers of fiat currency and the tyranny of global banking cartels

>terraformer is /pol/tist
>tomefag is /pol/tist
>bogdanoffag is /pol/tist
What did they mean by this?

They meant >everything scary is /pol/
It's Veeky Forums 101
Stay woke my friend

Gas-chamber tier:
>Ohayoanon
>that guy who thinks that Rogue isn't a roguelike
>people who request Crawl 34

You forgot about the guy that’s always begging for a cogmind torrent

Oh, this guy? He's pretty cool.

Shit tier:
Ironic Slex shills
Unironic Slex shills

>go to the videogame portion of a website for low-quality teenagers
>act surprised when the users there have unsophisticated political opinions

>unironic slex shills
You mean the literal batshit crazy developer of slex right?

Every SLEX post pushes me a little closer to actually playing the game.

Every screenshot should push you away from it.
Just read the wiki page on traps in SLEX. Just do it and then ask yourself
>is my time really this worthless? don't I have anything better to do, for example bashing my dick with a hammer?
And then if you still feel you want to play SLEX, actually bash your dick with a hammer. Then look at wiki page for SLEX traps again, with knowledge of how does having your dick bashed with a hammer feel like.

If you find the feeling of having your dick bashed with a hammer fun or like it taught you anything, you may want to play SLEX, while keeping bashing your dick with a hammer.
But if bashing your dick with a hammer felt like a waste of time or worse, playing SLEX will likewise feel like you are wasting your time and wasting it in a boring way.

But it has farting butt traps!

what the fuck
"Triggering this trap displays a prompt that reads "nt|| - Not a valid save file". It is deliberately made to look as if it only accepts the "y" answer, but in reality, any answer other than "n" paralyzes the player for 127 turns and is thus a technical instadeath, like running into a floating eye in vanilla NetHack."

And people call vanilla nethack a wiki reading simulator.

What are some good Roguelikes that I can also masturbate too? Anything like Corruption of Champions?

Tangledong

dwarf fortress

you have to mod in the appropriate bodyparts though

You've rused me, haven't you?

It has a trap protag and good graphics so it's above most roguelikes.

Trap or reverse trap?

Trapquest or it's spinoff are actual masturbation games, and is pretty good for what it is. Arguably better than CoC.

If you like light titilation, Elona and variants can get you in the right, what with putting leashes on catgirls/lolis/furries and marrying them and such.

why is ponyposter on the list three times in three different tiers

>more posts than tomefag general
>still same numbers of IPs
It's all samefagging isn't it.

MaiDenSnow

Why don't you make your own tier list if it triggers you so much?

trap quest would be okay except for all the traps
there's even an option to have a female PC but it's obvious it's just a low-effort side option and most of the writing still implies or assumes the pc is a trap
you can still just attempt to ignore most of the furry shit in CoC but doing the same with trapquest is basically impossible

Honestly female in trap quest plays better than female/non-futa in CoC. I still prefer the fork, though that one's obviously way, WAY more niche than trapquest

That's like saying dcss would be good without otab.

>crawl touney comin
When?

>go to meat lovers bbq
>expect tofu and hummus

i wasn't aware of the extent of his faggotry sorry user

if you just removed them and changed nothing else it would be pretty bad but if dcss was DESIGNED around the nonexistence of tab it would have far less "long boring fight against chaff that isn't really a threat but still takes way too long to kill"

Around two weeks from now.

It's more like I'm mad that the only restaurant in my small town is a bbq, and it looks like it would be really nice if only it had a non-beef option for my hindu no-eating-cows diet

Doesn't work that way.
Banning otab from crawl design would be like an obese sperg loser doing nofap to get a gf - pointless and would only make everyone involved love otab.

slex-playing user on esm: 1. join the IRC 2. your terminal is too small and therefore curses mode crashes

>Honestly female in trap quest plays better than female/non-futa in CoC
literally the opposite of my experience

1. learn python basics
2. familiarize self with libtcod
3. make lewd roguelike

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