League of legends general /lolg/

>walking home at night
>see pic related
>she says "hey sweetheart, want to make an explosion in my asshole?"

how do you respond?

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is Zoe but u can call me t3h Asp3ct of Tw1L1GhT!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch rick and morty w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! TWIIILIIIGHGHHHTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you're wife is a dumb chuuni slut

Homosexuality is a sin. A delicious, delicious sin.

New champ will have a 30% winrate on day one. Lolgen will call xer shit. Will be hotfixed on day two to make xer "viable". Winrate will be 47% for the first week.
Winrate will be 63% from week two onward.

ryze has a portal too

HERE. SWAIN IS /OURGUY/
REMOVE LOLIS AND LOLIPOSTERS

>dumb
wrong
>slut
wrong
>chuuni
nothing wrong with that

BEST couple!

I want Dark Lux to (gently) step on my balls

Shove a firecracker up her ass and watch her guts fall out of her while she screams in agony.

It's pretty nice of her to ask me to do what I always wanted to her.

I look forward to swain because it means more birbs

would he respect or hate Azir. They'll 100% have some sort of interaction. Maybe he'll make fun of the shuffling 'tactic'

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Reminder Zoe doesn't ONLY get your flashes by collecting bubbles, she straight up gets 2 flashes instead of 1 F R E E

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>gbay99
oh yeah i remember this guy
he broke down on stream that one time didnt he?
didnt he give up on the climb to master because it was too hard?

League of Lolis

Hey that's mine!!

also
>this thread start

I cant wait to grind my meat in the loli pedo bait!

He's going to be specifically designed as a series of abilities with easy counterplay for the designated main characters of league to be able to avoid and "outplay". You know that right?

Join us.

I look forward to Swain's interactions overall. He is bound to have tons with a lot of champions because of how important he is lorewise.

youtube.com/watch?v=hk0acBSGz0k
This is pretty neat.

>implying it's bad to be chuuni

It's shittiest trailer I've ever seen

I just want Swain - Vald - LeBlanc lore reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cute couple. Is Kat really that much taller though?

I want Dark Lux to forcefully sit on my lap

Futa senses tingling!!

How can futa be gay for both boys and girls???

He couldn't even make it past diamond 4.

I like other brands of homosexuality.

shit like fiora and tryndamere would become so cancerous

no way fag

>talk about swain
>somehow find a way to bring Vlad into it

vladfag everyone

>Just watched the reveal
What were they thinking?

>melee ones additionally
I was under the impression you had to be melee AND have no dashes to get the slow resist and tenacity

tell her i have no time because i need to go home and milk the cow

Fact: the people most butthurt about Zoe are our unbearable, repulsive female posters.
Jhinfag and Vladfag have already expressed their distate for her.

I want her to forcefully sit on my lap and then smirk at me like she's saying "what are you going to do about it pussy?"

AHAHHAH GET FUCKED LOLMONGS HOTS OF THE STORM GETTING VOICE CHAT

There's a female jhinfag?

>Blizzard has found a way to let you talk to the dead
pretty neat actually

that wouldn't be so bad then

Yes.

you mean lolbabs, right?

I'm so sorry for you.

who's that pokemon

>voice chat

no thanks I don't wanna hear ESL people yelling at their ADCs because they cant cs

>Swain hears of a Shuriman bird god
>Sends Leblanc to swoon him onto his side
>They take over Runeterra
>Vlad dies in the process

There, everyone wins.

I'm so sorry, I would never wish voice chat upon another game. HoTS had a good run, shame they killed it like this.

mundo

So this is their new way to try and revive their dead game?

HIDE VLADFAG THREADS
IGNORE VLADFAG POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO VLAD POSTERS

>She has more mobility than yasuo

REEEEE FUCKING CERTAINLYT

>wanting voice chat
Oh lord, I love it when the hanzo main on my team is in voice chat, sure improves my experience having to listen to their calls as they miss every single arrow!

>Zoe launch skin could've taken her themes further
>could've been based on Portal alternatively
Instead it's a brat in modern clothing, because? RIOT. RECONSIDER.

Sona?

don't call me sweetheart, sweetheart
then take her into an alley

>Vlad then gets removed from the game
10/10 story, get on it riot

Considering that Noxus has already taken Shurima cities I don't think Azir would be too happy. You can blame that on Darkwill or whatever but I honestly don't think Swain would stop the expansion into Shurima but we have to wait and see.

nice, hots is a fun game. good for blowing off steam when im tilting really badly in league.

>Jinx and Lulu aren't quite lolrandumXD enough
>Lets combine them!

>Get to hear spics yell at you about their sopa de macaco
Truly an epic gaming experience

Don't use Lala for shitposting.

braum

Silver Miss Fortune support?

BRs aren't spics though.

>Play a champ that uses skill shots for the majority of their damaged skill shots
>Enemy picks Her
>Cry

someone please show me a picture of the non-base zoe launch skin

Why are people calling Zoe a loli?
She looks more like a teen that a little girl. she's the same size as Jinx too.

Am i missing something?

get fucked

THE TIME OF LOLI IS NOW!!!

>the new champ isnt a yordle girl

kill me senpais
I cant take it anymore

look at those lips and tell me they weren't made for dick sucking

all wrong it was galio

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>got gold 5
>norms are boring
>aram is boring

gimme me some cool games to play on steam that don't require a good computer. My cpu is powerful but my gpu is fucking shit. I love them visual novels so if anyone knows some on steam recommend.

Ask her why we're still talking?

gay

allhamdullillah
whos vladfag?

gib sauce pls

3v3 is fun

Do it

how can you look at thisand say it doesn't look like a little girl

There is a whole general about VNs. Go ask there.

Nah don't want to play league until the preseason comes. literally no point

I want her to do that but be interrupting whatever I'm doing when she does it. Then she spends a few hours reading or playing league of legends or something while I'm her chair.

>lolmongs are conditioned to not want features cause riot literally cant code them

Sona has the biggest _______

??