/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #74

Nothing, I know I will never be able to defeat the reptile part of my brain that strives to survive at all costs, so I'm just okay with shortening my lifespan.

Give me really bad crossover fanfiction ideas.
I want to do something that I'm gonna regret later, like drinking before going to church or something!
also first for flagellation with yuri!

I've tried three different therapists and two different kinds of antidepressants.
None of them helped.

Natsuki helping santa claus delivering manga to anons.

I eat ice cream.
Still feeling lonely and empty.

Post Doki theme songs

Sayori
youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw

26 days to off myself

#Progress so far: london user is to far
#Tried talking to a cute boy on the library, he told me that he has a girlfriend.

And she wants you to do your best, anons.

Evangelion x DDLC

DDLC x Persona. I want my murder mysteries!

Word of the thread is "truth"! Once again, anyone that cares to write a poem or would like to try their hand at it is encouraged to use this word as the inspiration or theme!
This way we can all share and compare poems, our similarities, and our differences!
I look forward to seeing what you all can do!

I shit up these threads with Darkest Dungeon posts and I'm only partially sorry.

I talk to you guys!

Please, don't start this again. Last thread was so good too!

OMGOMG that sounds too cute please do it

Don't worry! You'll find someone!

>#Tried talking to a cute boy on the library, he told me that he has a girlfriend.
Are u a girl

Ace combat x DDLC

I've destroyed who I was with SSRIs, but at least I'm not unhappy.

Never got ask. Are you a girl?

If Natsuki cosplays a cat does the tail have an anal component to it

I love her too.

Have you tried changing your diet, waking up and going to bed at a stable time every day, eating breakfast in the morning, doing some type of physical activity?

All you've done so far is expect someone else to fix the problem for you

He said bad ideas.

Just google maps for game stores/hobby stores. You should be able to find at least one nearby that has weekly events for MtG, DnD, and other games like Catan. You could just stop by and ask the employees what kinds of stuff people play, and when they have events.

I'm working on it.

The gang have some of Yuri's wine,
and Natsuki doesn't exactly weigh much,
or have much food in her stomach.

Where are you, user?

i take walks at night

Don't suppose there's a 1920x1080 of this image?

magine this is a picture of Natsuki feeding herself of Yuri's horsecock as she stimulates with her delicate tongue, gulping down load after load of an ahegaoing Yuri's cum until her tum expands and some leftover semen splashes into Natsuki's face.

f-fuck you guys, you left me hanging ;_;

Who was the better yandere, Act 2 Yuri or Act 3 Monika?

I have reached the point where I have spent more of my life on anti-depressants than I have not, I have seen more psychologists and psychiatrists than I have fingers and toes, I have been institutionalized twice being left off worse than I was before entering each time, and I still feel myself growing worse by the day in spite of all of it.

I have just learned to accept whatever happens happens

how to deal with genuine love for fictional character?? ??

FNAFxDDLC

nobody wants that shit fuck off

I think there might be, but I unfortunately don't have it.

Oh god, that's my favorite bad idea so far. I'm adding that to the list.

Act 3 Monika is better due to being a charming manipulator.

can you recommend me some similar vns, senpaitachi?

Kidnap a toddler and mold her into youre waifu!

Was Act 3 Monika really a Yandere?

I'd say Yuri, but deleting everything and everyone just for (you)...

Speak for yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=ar2BaBLU-Vg&t=1s

Ravioli ravioli
I love sayorioli

I've tried all that. I've tried everything from antidepressants to aroma therapy. I go to bed every day at the same time. I eat breakfast every morning and I go for bike rides every other day.
Nothing fucking works.

N-no
Chile

...

Reminder that you should totally add me on Steam! steamcommunity.com/id/depressionmedicine/

NO
PLEASE DO NOT LEWD THE DOKI

Does that mean... Drunk Natsuki? NUT

>tfw too scared to go on walks

Don't suppose there's a 1920x1080 of this image?

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

We should finish the previous thread next time. If everyone posts one post, I'm sure we can get to bump limit in no time.

The legendary Chile user

teach me to speak like a flaite

do you have friends

Many thanks, anonymous.

>ywn watch the fireworks with Sayori

Do all of you count?

>Does that mean... Drunk Natsuki? NUT
Yeah, that's the plan.

She has the kind that has several large beads

DDLC x Kingdom Hearts

>More argentinanons than chileanons
[Laughs in criollo]

>yet to find anyone here who owns friday the 13th the game
maybe i just have bad taste is all

W-why should I add you on steam user?

>some facebook normie thinks they've proven that natsuki isn't a trap by refuting that her shoulder-to-height ratio is wrong
>that's not even one of the arguments

people can't accept the truth

post pic of yourself

DDLC x Banjo-Kazooie

I can’t tell if you all are memeing hard or if this place is really just full of emotional trainwrecks.
And I’m not sure which would be worse.

This is a basic checklist for likelihood of depression lets see how you do:

Do you have a Job?
Do you have friends?
Do you have an intimate relationship?
Do you have a hobby you find fulfilling?
Do you have a good relationship with your family?

Reenacting the sacred band of thebes with /ddlc/!

I can see that. Someone installs DDLC on the Computer in Hollow Bastion, it'd be Space Paranoids all over again.

>ywn watch a movie with Sayori while cuddling on the couch

Emotional trainwrecks who meme hard to bury the pain.

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

Sorry user, but I don't think we're that fit or gay.

>Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
I'm.. I'm trying...

Wtf i am sayori

I’m not sure why I didn’t think of that.

That's my favourite type of Natsuki fanfic desu haha;;
She's such a cute little tsundere and seeing her get super mushy is soooo cute

I mean, if you bought it for me I'd totally play it with you! JKJK haha

Because I think that you guys are pretty cool and I think that we could be friends!

Natsuki deserves only the best of care I love her so much haha;;

Trying is what really matters. If you don't think it's enough, try harder.

Still applies

Get this hothead outta here

It's odd how well that fits

Natsuki learning that Yuri's cum is like a drug!
Natsuki getting drunk on it!
Natsuki coming back for more because of the addictive properties of the cum!

Those can literally all be refuted and I'm the autist whose going to do it

-The hair clip actually serves a purpose it pulls her fringe out of her eyes and to the side
-Every anime character has a strong jawline and wide face
-Shoulders look bigger because of jacket and
padding. She's also malnourished
-Her arm posture is because shes obsessed with looking cute
-Breast shading isn't exaggerated because she's flat
-For anime standards that hair can be considered mild

DDLC x Nichijou
DDLC x Touhou
Monika in Undertale

No job
No friends
No one to love
No hobbies that I do because I legitimately enjoy
Only family I have regular contact with would be my parents. My dad is disabled and my Mom has a drug problem, but I still love them.

Oh no, my fetish.

quick somebody give me the rick&morty DDLC copypasta

Socko is that you

*Manhandles Natsukis tiny body*

See that's not good user and is almost certainly why you're depressed. It's hard to fix even one of those when all of them are dysfunctional but the family one is probably the most easy to attend to

No drugs or therapist is going to fix your depression when your life is so out of order and chaotic

>Thanks
>Posts this
Why would you do this?