League of Legends General - /lolg/

Zoe is best girl edition

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>Zoe fags making early threads
Another tumor for this general and game

xth for my wife Syndra

>Not liking new loli.

> I wanna peg you

>Playing Illaoi
>Casually clearing the enemy jungle
>They come in groups of two and honestly think thats enough to stop me
>Few seconds after they attacked me they run for their life
>tfw

I wanna cuddle Jinx silently and keep her in my arms not saying a word only touching and drifting off to sleep

This looks more like a wacky skin than an actual base skin for a champion

alright lolg
pick one to add to league
you may also pick one champion to send back
yes, it can even be zoe

>Even a kid can get to the top of mt. Targon

What's your excuse?

> this thread loli shit
>the another thread cancer ice with
im in hell or something?

LEWD THE LOLI

Are Zoe and Annie friends? Annie hasn't had someone her own age to play with since this game launched

Is that a young female version of joseph joestar

If you were playing a good champion you'd have killed them before they ran

Lulu is the cuddliest! THE CUDDLIEST!

I wanna lick Zoe's cute belly

So decided to gamble and dropped $25 on the World Orbs just to see what I'd get since there wasn't anything in particular I wanted. Know it's a waste of money but eh whatever.

Think it was worth it? Only one I'm pretty content with is the Vlad skin. The Nid/Shyvana ones are ok even though I have 2 Shyvana skins already.

Have Forsaken Jayce and Eternum Noc so those are just pointless. On the fence about the Ryze/Akali ones.

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She can play with my dick if you know what i mean

none and send back Yasuo or Zed.

sorry but all the heroes are bad and there isn't even a cute straight girl.

hello? amumu, fizz, lulu, and nunu?

Taric must be a weak faggot

>tfw dark lux will never call you a good boy

gnar

The old lore was too limiting and it is a good thing it has been put to rest. Fuck the institute of war.

>tfw no Dark Lux to tease me for hours at a time

>Barefoot on base skin
>Shoes on paid skins
Heheh, you played yourself once more, Riot!

Best couple in all of the runeterra and you know it

>arcade ezreal's little sister

Different race, Annie's parents taught her better than to play with subhuman filth

Brand is my favorite champion

what's in the box anons?

Heim champ shard.

Which one should I draw:

>Dark lux sexually dominating Zoe

or

>Mind control gangrape.

Your choice /lolg/

If I were playing a ''good'' champion I wouldn't be able to kill two people without even being fed.

wtf mang have we gone too far

>lewding zoe

Zoe puting Ez to sleep and dressing him in female clothes and sell his ass for gold

If you're a white BBW in my city yeah you can
Be rough and dom me

Yes you could?

>Not lewding cute girls
Gay??

Where the Zoe lewds at

wrong,but at least not a shity champ shard.

>playing twitch with LW, IE Hurri and Statik already bought
>pop out on a syndra with about 500HP
>she ults me
>my janna flash shields me and I heal
>still die before my second auto gets off
>over 1500 damage from it alone
Boy I sure do love the state of counterplay right now :^)

Add Abathur as a support, give back Teemo.

jesus christ what the fuck were they thinking

Definitely Artanis
Definitely Yasuo

Thanks, I hate it.

xth for Cute Zoe

Cuttest Targon

Common misconception that Illaoi can't chase, if you hit someone with E and take half their health before killing the spirit you can ignore the spirit to chase them down with the 2 second W gap closer and the slow from them breaking E tether.

Illaoi can't win a fight if she has to chase, but she doesn't have any problems with actually chasing if she can win the fight in a chase.

the first one

so does anyone have a clue what Zoe "Catching" SS and Item Actives means? Does she get a use if flash after her opponent flashes?

>lel i cant just walk in and kill everyone with my teitch
> lul rito ADCKEK in 2018 buff please
Fck you desu

Did you try auto attacking her?

It's mind boggling how Certainly Trash is still allowed to make champions. They're either 100% pick or ban or fun to play but absolutely cancerous to play against. Not to mention all of his champs are obnoxious to a degree. Fuck this faggot.

>teitch
Can you post the cap

>mfw zoe reveal

okay riot im fine with most of your shit but the fuck are you doing, this looks worse than the android moba knockoff games

Is there any assassin more fun to play than Shadow Assassin Kayn?

OFFICIAL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS DOM TIERING SYSTEM.

Relentless Sexual Aggression Tier: Evelynn, Ahri, Vi, Nidalee, Leona Illaoi,Magma,Fire,Kayle
Shyvana
Teasing and Control Freak Tier: LeBlanc,
Syndra,Orianna,Lissandra,Camille,Xayah,Morgana,Storm,Dark,Nami,Elise

Definitely Dominant But Not Quite As Sexual Tier:, Sejuani, Zyra
High Tier: Cassiopeia, Karma, Katarina, Vayne, Diana, Fiora,Miss Fortune

Mid Tier: Jinx, Caitlyn, Riven,Quinn, Sivir Air

Low Tier: Lux (some Elementalist forms are much higher), Ashe,Water,Nature,Akali

Submissive: Sona Soraka Janna

THIS LIST IS 100% CANON

R34 OF DOMINANT CHAMPIONS IN SUBMISSIVE POSITIONS IS NOT CANON

Zed

Either it's tied to an ability to it auto-activates when you stop on them.

No one quite knows and it's seeming more like the first where she "stores" them and can activate them in a short period after. The double redemption/locket drops should be fun. Wonder how it works with exhaust/ignite.

>this thread is either edgelords who can't stand cheerful fun characters of over-the-top pedos who lewd pure innocent girls

Don't have an official statment yet but we think that its her ultimate and it works like a revolver,
Either the last thing you picked up has priority or the first thing you picked up has priority, and its all activable with her ult.

>Still no Irelia

approx 1 second after enemy champions use ss/items they drop a bubble with that effect inside, she can walk over it to use it

>no Zoe

Step it up fag

Shut up faggot.

Nobody wanted this thing

that's my question like she could be a good tier support if she can double pop exhaust or ignite. Or a jungler with a MILLION smites! Maybe not that last one.

What about Zoe? Can she bully you by being annoying?

>blizzard's releases today were better than League's
Explain

I did

zoe's effects drop a bubble too, we don't know about allied champions though

Goddammit, a year of great releases spoiled by this little goddamn memester champion.
>Xayah and Rakan
People were hesitant about liking them at first but people have grown on them and there's nothing inherently wrong with their kits. Xayah's honestly one of the best adcs the game has seen in years
>Kayn
Kayn's edgy sure, but he's fun without being a cancerous blight that's impossible to play against like last year's jungler (Ivern). Outside of his transformation passive he's very straight forward which is refreshing to play against.
>Ornn
Ornn was bad on release but they've fixed him up a lot and I don't think anyone disliked him as a character. His shit being telegraphed as hell makes him tolerable to fight.

Seeing Zoe triple flash to kill people makes me want to shit out my own organs in anger just looking at it.

>s either edgelords who can't stand cheerful fun characters
The issue isn't that she is cheerful
It's that she's over the top
Lux is cheerful and she's fine

then kill yourself

gib me lost vikings send back trist

>tfw you will never get to slap your balls against Soraka's huge and heat-filled grapefruitsized pair as you take her from behind while you stroke her monstrous horsecock until her meat hose starts spraying star goat unicorn essence everywhere

every single day is a struggle

>support morde dealing the same damage as the draven
some good shit

I'm not an edgelord, but I find her grating to listen to. Like a child's cartoon with the loud, le wacky and quirky characters.

As soon as I saw that aeroplane run I knew it would breaking a new level of annoying.

Xayah and rakan are cancer

Ornn is cancer too but people forgot because Galio and urgot

Simple. For the Alliance.

This was just meh honestly. Kayn and Rakan were the real stand outs.

>can't get 2 autos in the span of syndra ult
>as 2 zeal item twitch coming out of stealth
you're full of shit senpai, syndra ult takes forever to come out

>edgefags are this mad

So when would we see some concept art for Zoe?
Do people ask for those or do they just release them after a while?

Remember when Riot pussied out on creating multi-unit champions and decided to play it safe with Kindred?

I 'member.

Shad/JL Zoe lewds when?

xayah i can see with massive e damage

but why rakan?

>cheerful
but that's draven, lulu, jinx, lux

zoe is just cancer incarnate

I bet my life Zoe give the best hairjobs of all Runaterra

Because his low mana costs and safety while bullying lanes

>Ornn is cancer
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

1500 range unreactable AoE initiation with nearly 4 straight seconds of CC

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GUYS CHECK CNN, KLEIN DIED WHILE HE WAS IN AN ANTIFA PROTEST.

>Ornn is cancer

despite the fact that we will never get them i just thought it would be cool and funny to have a group of stupid vikings

and i hate how safe trist is especailly with rocket reset

He's a fun engage tank. We don't have a lot of those, back off.

I don't put yordles or children on my list because im not a pedo

>tfw even Gbay is losing interest in lol-esports

Riot is fucking up BIG TIME now