buddies, if I set up an imageboard with /strangepol/ on it, would you shit it up with memes?
Carson Ortiz
>tonight on dongobongo v3, shit gets really fucked
Luke Jackson
I feel like I'd run out of memes pretty quick because Strangereal has so little actual lore I couldn't insult every country enough.
Brandon Thompson
amused at the circumstances of my own laziness and uncreativity. wanted to write a fanfiction tier (but with it's own world, etc, not ace combat) story for a while, where a major story element was going to be a space elevator. because i'm at sonic recolour levels of creativity, this wasn't an original idea, it was just other people's ideas spliced together on enough levels to give a passing illusion of originality.
Now Ace Combat is doing it, it would be immediately apparent it was a stolen setpiece and not very creative. However, despite the correct conclusion that could be reached here - it comes from the wrong place, because the set piece wasn't stolen from Ace Combat but from AirForce Delta Strike. (Which to be fair, was a game made up almost entirely of potential setpieces.)
Aiden Clark
The idea for space elevators has been around long before Ace Combat and Airforce Delta Strike, don't worry about being unoriginal, because those two series haven't. Try to worry about the actual execution of the concept instead.
Adrian Moore
Even if AC7 only achieved average review score of 70 or below, I would still buy and play it.
Why would you trust the opinions of some faggot videogame journalist when most of them wouldn't know a damn good game if it went up and bit them in the ass.
Michael Bell
Depends on what the reviews say and what the sources are, if you're going by reviews at all. Like, think Kirby Air Ride, which has shitty scores despite being an absolutely based party game.
Adam Collins
>when the legendary theme starts
Ryder Gonzalez
god whoever was on the controls sucks, this is battlestation tier controls too friggin CoD 2 plane mission was better than this
Julian Nguyen
>CAS-loaded Jugs running bomber escort and turning with 109s To be fair, the Luftwaffe was hitting the shit by then
Parker Reed
staph
Samuel Ward
Hoping the release will happen asap in 2018, not only because I can't wait, but also because I'm being sent to work in a foreign country for an extended period. I need to plan my vacation so I can return home just to play AC7 at launch..
Nicholas Ross
To be fair it's still stupid to fly escort like that but two 250lbs bombs hardly count as CAS loadout for a Jug when you can put so much more on it. Unless the idea was that they joined late after doing some CAS prior. Which would be stupid for fuel reasons but still. Why exactly it's a Razorback at that point is another question though I thought the Bulge happened late into the war where they'd replaced those with the bubble canopy ones. Or why it's not a Mustang or Lightning for that matter
Lucas Garcia
Oh also >flak screen while german fighters are attacking That is more annoying than it should be
John Lewis
This is a game where apparently the black german soldiers are using PPSH's during D-Day, so I doub they care at all about the planes.
Juan Gray
>they didn't find a way to balance the mighty PPSh so they just gave it to both sides Very sportsmanlike of the Soviets to do that
Jose Gomez
dont forget about the black female german soldiers in multiplayer either
Nathan Walker
Have faith, buddy
Tyler Price
>Hitler, please let women work in factories, we need the workers >No, women should stay at home and raise children, send the 15 black women still in Germany to the frontlines instead
Blake Reyes
>7/10 is average What a twisted world to live in. 7/10 should be a damn good score, 5 being the average.
Gabriel Moore
Review scores mean nothing, anything below a 7 is bad because it just looks better than actually using all the numbers. As if anyone didn't know the code by now.
Which is why it's best to just read or watch reviews rather than to just look at the number
Ethan Davis
Any (((games journalist))) doing a review of AC7 would probably focus on the non-important bits, instead of how cute the planes are and whether I have to complete the game 3 times to unlock the best planes.
Christian Turner
Yeah, IGN is particularly bad when it comes to Nintendo games, for example. Then again, a review is what gave us "Aile the strong warrior woman".
Dominic Phillips
Exactly >the /aceg/ approved review is just some guy using the hangar camera to look at nozzles
Looks like I missed something, what was that about?
Eli Hall
>using the hangar camera to look at nozzles I'm not sure I want to have to use Pornhub to watch a game review.
Oliver Anderson
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Jayden Morris
Do you mean the weird aussie review which said the main character was named Avie, and for some reason this girl reviewer from some no name aus website got to play a gameplay demo that no one else has ever seen?
Luis Jones
What said. A "journalist" got to play a gameplay demo, wrote that it was monotonous as fuck (no mention of the Arsenal bird crashing the party), archaic, pretended to have played the previous entries with some blantant lies and said the main character was a "strong woman warrior" (ad verbatim) named "Avie", and called the devs unimaginative for that bland theme naming. What triggers me is calling a soldier a "warrior", actually.
Jose Murphy
Wait I thought it was about some Nintendo game not AC7 What the fuck how did I miss that?
Sounds top tier though. Warrior really makes it sound like some barbarian tier woman is just slicing her way through Erusea.
Jordan Martin
>No one cares about the story in Ace Combat games. I kinda want to go back and search the archive for the link, but it was months back.
Easton White
Morning buddies! Who /aceready/ all day long here today?
Christopher Bailey
That "journalist" is a retard. How the hell did she come up with the name "Avie" and said that the main character is a girl? Is she some sort of a feminazi?
Michael White
Fucking what? How the hell did I miss this happening, does anyone have a link to this?
Bentley Stewart
had some inclination to suspect the protagonist would be a girl desu
which i would probably find irritating, since there's that weird thing where "girl" is characterisation and "not a girl" is assumed by default for the other characters.
Who is Avie??? I'm still so confused about what she even meant by this.
Isaiah Perez
Hope: It's le princess and she's one of the people you blast out of the sky, which baffled our reviewer friend because our protagonist hasn't said anything whatsoever
Now trying to imagine a scenario in which someone accidentally thought they were yellow 13 at the start of AC4 though
Benjamin Jenkins
>It's le princess this was somehow supposed to be a mario joke by the way, i'm not sure why I did that. It was stupid. I am very tired.
Christopher Lee
>When not patting cats, eating excessive amounts of fruit, and failing the Battlefield 4 tutorial, Ellis spends most of her time cycling around the inner west of Sydney and blatantly disregarding Professor Oak’s words of advice. >Failing the Battlefield 4 tutorial KEK, so this is the level of "professional" games journalism.
Sebastian Gutierrez
Either Mead's first name is Avie, and she somehow thought that Mead was the MC, or that she made it all up and is full of bullshit. Given that she's a female Sydneysider who 'reviews' games I'm guessing the latter.
William Gomez
I mean personally all the aces could be either for what I care but I can see that it's just easier to stick to him or her during the writing because I had to write a lot too
>article The stupid aside I still don't get this "everything needs to be innovative" thing. It's a fucking flying game, it doesn't need some shitty gimmicks to make it new, it just needs good physics, planes and fun missions. I hate this shit it's like when they try to reinvent the wheel with shitty controls when the damn analog stick is perfectly fine to play flight games Reee and all that.
How long until we get a polygon plays tier gameplay review of AC7? I doubt we will ever get something that magical again but the complete inability of some people to play flying games makes me hopeful
Liam Reyes
>this game is boring and I don't understand the appeal >it gives me hope
Top logic.
Asher Jenkins
then again, girls cant be aces because of these things
Michael Hill
It's just that "soldier" and "warrior" have very different nuances beyond "person who fights in a war". The nuances tick me off big time, especially when it comes from a buzzword.
Jace Hall
>tfw find a copy of Armored Core 3 for 5 bucks and one of Ace Combat 4 for 2 bucks Today was a good day
Well like I said warrior to me means something more medieval or fantasy like
Brody Jones
>finding a copy of AC4 Damn, that's some impressive luck. That will be the only one I haven't played.
Jaxson Hall
I found two actually but I only bought one for backup. But I thought AC4 should be relatively easy to find online.
Samuel Mitchell
Unless they're Japanese, Chinese, or Korean girls
Jonathan Bell
I recently saw the holy trinity on sale for 15$, but since these things are region locked, couldn't buy them to play back in Europe
Owen Bell
>plen with a kimono Cute desu
James Ross
Well I'm in PAL too so good luck. They are out there
Logan Watson
>tfw no access to your xbox 360 >tfw can't play AC6 or the Armored Core games I'd have bough me a copy otherwise, tbqh.
Oliver Adams
I remember i saw a bootleg copy of AC4 sold in a store many years ago. It had a weird Photoshopped version of AC5s cover (and the disc didn't even worked) Big kek
Camden Howard
How comes that Japan has all these top tier aesthetic liveries? Is that the Enforcer from Risk of Rain?
Justin Sanchez
Not sure, but man am I jealous. Tfw only the japanese don't fall for the stealth grey meme
Angel Sanchez
Japs and Ruskies.
Ethan Thomas
what other games does /aceg/ play? yes
Robert Cooper
Bayonetta and Blue Reflection
Luis Ortiz
In general or currently?
Parker Allen
East Asian Genocide Games
Dylan Nelson
Destiny 2 on PC
Tyler Fisher
what other people are currently playing. for me, Sora and some 100% Orange Juice
Brandon Wright
Been playing quite a bit of Dark Souls recently.
Robert Turner
Currently, Xenosaga II, with Wipeout Pulse and Fire Emblem 4 and ACX on the side.
Ian Miller
To be entirely fair on the PPSh bit, Germany made fairly significant use of captured weapons and equipment, so it's entirely likely that some PPShs made it from the Eastern Front over to the second-line reservists at Normandy
Kevin Allen
The german armed forces weren't known for sensible logistical decisions, but what would the point be of sending a captured weapon from one front to the other instead of using it in the front it was found in?
Grayson Anderson
I installed killer is dead after finding a setting while emulating yakuza 2 that kinda makes it look like a suda51 game otherwise mainly OJ and bullet hell
Jack Cook
Armored Core 3 was on the PS2 though, I just got that because I saw it
Wonderful
Kayden Mitchell
I was refering to ACfA, ACV and ACVD, which I own for the Xbox 360. Thank god I can emulate the previous ones.
Zachary Morgan
E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy and ArmA 3
Lincoln Nguyen
I mean, the original Marder III used a Russian 76mm field gun for its weapon, which was actually produced and iterated upon by the Germans when they got their hands on manufacturing rigs. Given that, shipping a few crates of PPShs doesn't seem especially far-fetched
Chase Gonzalez
Burnout Legends on my PSP
Ryan Murphy
Valkyria Chronicles
Alexander Wood
Full D-Day stripes and olive drab during the Battle of the Bulge on a razoback P-47. 420/10 accuracy.
Michael Martinez
Started Yukikaze last night, it's even better than I expected. Thanks buddies. Do you have any crazy theories regarding AC7? SupCom Forged Alliance. I love it. There's literally nothing better than pic related's mission, it's a shame it ends so early. Also, Wasps reign supreme over the battlefield, the Seraphim never had a chance at achieving air superiority. I wish GPG made a SupCom 3, 2 was not what we wanted. Planetary Annihilation does not count. Well, you had Catalinas shooting down Zeros with no effort in WaW, what did you expect?
Caleb Nelson
>they even had a bad dogfight mode for that plane section >a fucking lee enfield on the american side I won't talk about the usual sjw bullshit they forced in the game but seriously how did they manage to fuck up such simple stuff
Chase Mitchell
Command and Conquer 3, FTL and DDLC
Jackson Scott
Stardew Valley and HOI4 Why hasn't anyone tried to make a strangereal hoi4 mod? There's already a modern times one.
Brandon Rivera
FTL, Darkest Dungeon, XCOM series, X-COM series
Ethan Lewis
because all it does is just change the flags, there was apparently someone remaking the entire land masses to shape up to the map we have now but its sorta ded