/owg/ - Overwatch General

Best grill

Just bought 50 loot boxes and now regret it.

Fuck why can’t I just pay for the SKIN I WANT YOU FUCKS.

Only so many genji voice lines I can get before I go postal.

>le thicc xD
back to facebook

Shitposter-kun is up early making purposefully shitty and early OPs.

low t

>Movies women will never understand

>post yfw the giant lootbox was even more of a disappointment then 3G1B

dude what if we made a David Bowie character?

>thinks anyone cares about him winning a keyboard war on an anonymous image posting website
OP confirmed underage

So we're all in agreement this was the best short, right?

>Made you care for a side character in less than 8 minutes
>Manly as fuck
>Great action scenes
>Punch in the nose for Reinhardts who don't do their job

>mfw I finally uninstall overwatch

youtube.com/watch?v=2-78ac8fi1k

She reminds me of the babe...

>nigger robot
>best anything

Orisa is perfect mommy material. I want to sit on her lap as she sings gentle lullabies.

>paid activision blizzshit employees in here
they are going all out to shill OWC/OWL?

Last bastion is still better, but this is a close second

Reinhardt has and always will be my favorite character. Of course this is my favorite.

duuuuuuuuuude but she has to be like a bad scientist you know, like real immoral shit
idk what that means, who cares? just give her some spikes
eeeeevil science, yeeee

Something little that bothered me a lot is the Bastions in the animation having one recon gun, the dead Bastions in the map itself have a gun on each arm. I still prefer Last Bastion by a long shot but this is second by another large margin.

Honestly I don't think it had any of that.
All of its moments felt flat and unmoving.
Bastion's is still the best.

BLACKED

Has anybody heard about the shitstorm brewing on the forums over in blizzshit land?

Like 20 threads stating Moira as trans and how "great it would be" it's looking like another underhanded backdoor reveal like we got for Tracer.

...

well they already said no

OP, did you seriously argue with yourself in a thread just to shit on Overwatch?

Word of God says no.

sure, no better place to shill the game than in a dedicated general where every poster is already playing it

>doesn't wear a helmet
>loses an eye

kek

At what rank to people learn to focus mercy?

>Balderich casually saying "I have been called, I must answer"
>At the end when Reinhardt repeats the phrase at Balderich's grave

Chu said no. So it's over

>Women can't be masculine
I wonder if they know they're being sexist.

>scan through some team mates profiles
>player has hundreds of hours of a single or only two heroes

how do people stomach doing the same fucking shit for all that time, especially on a boring ass simple hero like mercy that is usually the "mained" hero.

Tracer was ALWAYS gay.

probably a house wife or a retard

MAH NIGGAS NEVA DIE!

WHITE

Did they? I haven't seen a statement yet, I just want no part of that shit in my shooter.
I want more of this shit if anything.

last time I played comp rez was still an ult

how bad is it now, should I wait for next rez patch do placements?

POURIN ONE COLT 45 FOR MA HOMIES

Is the user who makes the OP images here?
can he tell me what font he uses?

I'm biased as fuck BUT I do believe it's one of the best shorts, if not the best.

WHEELCHAIR HERO CONFIRMED?!

See She's just Irish, and the women there are naturally indistinguishable from the men.

Wait, that guy is right though. This general is shitposting central. Are we just going to pretend it isn't?

Thank god this was dropped.

Racist

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>MERCY CINEMATIC WHEN????
MERCY CINEMATIC WHEN????
>MERCY CINEMATIC WHEN????
MERCY CINEMATIC WHEN????

>Devs made Junkrat teabag proof so all the kids that play the easiest hero wouldn't get upset at it happening

OH SHIT MAN YOU GOT FUCKED UP, MOTHERFUCKA GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND TAKE SOME OF MY HEALING SHIT

Besides the point.

user you realise that we wouldn't have gotten the witch skin if they had gone through with that, right?

What babe?

Fun fact: This is the first animated short where people have actually died on-screen.

Now all I need is a doomfist animated short, Dva animated short, and a Junk/Hog short.

People died in the Bastion short.
Also didn't a bunch of Talon soldiers get crushed in the Winston short?

>pubes

Babe with the power!

babe with the power

just served with 1.2k$ child support. goodbye loot boxes

I think I love Amélie more than I should...

So how does Reinhardt's armor actually work bros? He doesn't look large enough to fit his armor.

>banging roasties

winged victory > witch desu

It's a half mech

How do you figure?

>he thinks I don't suicide tbag in the bombs to show dominance.

What if she also wants to pump your cock with her pneumatic hand at the same time?

Brigitte is fucking tall and he is even taller.
He just looked smaller because there wasn't much of anything for scale

do you even starcraft

better than widow that's for sure

>mommy mercy with child-carrying hips
Stop that. I'm in a no-fap week

>be named GayCowboy
>compare yourself to MLK for trans
>spam I WANT REPRESENTATION OF TRANS PEOPLE, GAY PEOPLE AND CANADA
>get ass blown up by people saying "who cares?"
>get ass blown up by people saying "when are they going to add bestiality into the game?"
>call them toxic
>make a complete retard out of himself saying shit like "I'm playing for the lore"
>tell everyone that you are trying to debate while doing nothing but forcing your point
>LGBTQ relationships are not comparable, to what is literally a non-consensual relationship between a human and a non-sentient animal. Winston is a sentient gorilla with the same intelligence capacity as a human. Therefore, it is not bestiality, because it's the same as relationships like Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit.

>when you've got so little of a personality that it's reduced to your fetishes and you can't accept any character traits that do not share you mental issues
God, I love this timeline so much.

I was thinking it was something like this, considering it's blizzard. I'd like some art on its inner workings cause that would be cool.

IT'S NO GOOD! WE CAN'T HOLD THEM!

>>compare yourself to MLK for trans
I read that thread. I swear to god he just repurposed the Einstein copypasta

I just threw up and I feel like shit. Make me feel better /owg/.

>manly female has to be trans
they do realize that's prejudice right?

Yes.

>have generalized anxiety disorder
>everytime i lose sr i worry that i will never get it back again

>Pinned against air for a kill that leads to overtime loss

Holy shit it's so much worse when it's actually the games faulty and not just you tilting fuck you Blizzard

>moira has no good legendaries
dropped

>Honor and Glory/The Last Bastion are unanimously accepted as the general best cinematics
>All take place on the same battle, but on different sides
>Bastion and Rein are canonically going to have to meet up since Rein is answering the call, as well as Torb dragging Bastion along with him
I don't know if they can top those two shorts now. None of the other established characters can really give any insight into the omnic crisis than Rein/Bastion. Torb or Liao/Adawe maybe, but still I think we have hit the peak.

In the thumbnail she looks like her belly is extremely full.

Of cum.

we haven't seen them yet

I still liked Alive better, but I'm a slut for dark cityscapes and best girls.

Definitely a close second, however.

What power?

tumblr the post

we have

We have, bowie and oasis