/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>EE isn't that bad as a player
But thats not true. Carry is arguably the easiest pro position because literally everyone elses job is to make it easy for you. You just have to use their information to find free farm and get big.

When does /ourguy/ swindlemelonzz play?

Just fucking buffonery

I'll trade you this piece of stale bread and half a bottle of water if you suck my cock.
Think about it because it might be the most decent meal you're going to have this month.

>EE so desperate that he decides to give SEA a try
>Bulba so desperate that he decides to coach EE
i want some fucking explanation on how do they get into these tournaments
EE has been losing 4k pubs in SEA he's a joke that no longer has his typical 1% chance of doing a single good play

>tfw horrible game with no communication, no plan, teammates literally lying and baiting me to go wrong item builds
>it's a fucking 4stack
So that's why I stopped playing unranked. Time to give pango a whirl in ranked I guess.

I wish Reso was playing in a better team, a team that has the potential of winning TI

if i pulled that talent off, would you die?

dude FREE damage on random target every 5 seconds!

They were probably up all night watching the best anime of the season, Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou

any NA one

the problem is he keeps picking retard heroes for whatever reason

>lc 1
>batride 1
>razor 1

>20 mins gg
LMAO

>gg

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>EE get rekt by NoTI
When will he end himself?

>Fnatic is so fucking terrible that NoLans is godlike

HAHAHAHAHA CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Is fist of the north star worth watching now if I've never seen it before?

fnatic will comeback this who cares about first game honeypot just watch

honestly and truly baffling

>over 20 reports
lmao, got a pic or twitch clip of that?

fnatic really had no chance eh

god damn son

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You're right, it should be easier in the early game but there is also more pressure on the carry

This is Resolutions patch, right?

>draft deathball picks
>gg out in 20 minutes
I think this isn't exactly what EE planned

>Fnatic

>losing to h0neylans
BAFFLED

Truly the gift that keeps on giving

>first game
sweetie, I...

>deathball picks
What part of Envy's draft was deathball?
His entire draft was a mess.

How do I build core lich in this patch?

>minglul
>zulul

why is bulldog allowed to be so openly racist on twitch?

I could feed a whole family for over a year if I sold my dota items I got from betting lmao

get gud shitter, its not that hard to be smarter than the hivemind and get +EV from stupid odds, but then again you are the very stereotypical hivemind tard so who cares thanks for the ez cash I guess

i think he would die even if he didn't reengage

>smurfs on 4k account
>complains on twitter that the players are terrible
>thought he's gonna be embraced as some chad celebrity
>ends up getting reported by everyone instead
based 4k sea players

Pick bane instead

fnatic more like fnashit amirite

poor pie misclicking on the ground rather than on Envy

It is the position 1 chad patch so yes

Spoken like a true fucking retard.

so whos the team getting a free win against OG next?

The one where he static links S4 middle with like 100hp and S4 just turns, claps and kills him was also great.

He was going to die anyway and went for the damage on Brew.
Are you people retarded or just pretending? The only fuck up there was PLD missing the deny.

first of all check if they have mid/safelane pangolier so you can afford to go meme, otherwise ring of repick

>envy still gets paid for that shitshow

Black man version of LUL is racist? Just because he's black?

I guess his master plan was getting aggressive kills with Balanar and Furion and go for quick objectives but honestly who even knows what goes trough that mind

Based

Ok smart bitch then what mid hero should I play in 3k?

Read the manga.

LOL NIGGERS!!!!!! is the biggest dank meme on twitch right now

>MOBA
Fucking N0brain

>"envy loses a lot of games on 4k smurf"
Who's even spreading this bullshit rumor?
He had like a 80% winrate.
Do you guys think it's possible to climb to 6-7k with a literal 100% winrate?

get off Veeky Forums envy, you have more games to lose

based hao poster

gale ends when ee is at bit over 100 hp so it was impossible for ss to 1 hit him, and envy is even running away from him

If you didn't notice even before that engagement rEEtard went up to the high ground where all the veno wards were. It's as if he couldn't anticipate the reason why they managed to kill the veno was because veno was farming ancients. Truly baffling.

How do we fix Fnatic?

when is envy going to be expelled from the scene
this isn't even funny anymore

>dotapit
>they don't even play the games in a pit
Dotards?

>you have more games to lose
Actually...

move to south america and play in SA qualifiers instead
there, fixed

>inb4 ee does another blog trying to justify this entire shitshow of a team and put all the blame on his seamonkey teammates
what are the chances lads? will he get away with it again with all the white knights running to his side?

>Do you guys think it's possible to climb to 6-7k with a literal 100% winrate?
by spamming brood if you are mechanically above 7k?
yes

kick EE

>DOTApoot has to lower the volume during every transition

Bane. First three levels are Quas->Exort->Wex. Max Quas->Wex->Exort. Get more levels in Wex early if you need sustain.
Talents: Damage steal, 40%XP, Damage Reduction, Brain Sap Heal.
Build Soul ring->Midas. After that it's all situational.

>+650 doom damage...Over 16 seconds
>or eating a creep thats worse than an alpha wolf

Are ancient creeps better than i think they are? Because im looking at their shit and they arent really "wow"ing me

>play SA
>get dumpstered by UMA DELICIA
pls let this happen

I don't even think they could consistently beat SG. EE should have been a good cuck and stick with El Presidente desu

Spam BS, DO NOT buy into the treads roa rad meme, get phase, blightstone raindrops, run max q and e with ONE level of w if you really need the silence (against tinker or something), run down some fools, get blade mail then SnY, finish off with Silver Edge, if the game goes late, get bkb + Skadi / Butterfly / Satanic + Linkens perhaps.
t. climbed from 700 MMR to 3.8K MMR in ~year spamming BS with maybe a 100 ish TA games.
remember dmg >>> hp on BS

>kick xcalichink
>get a captain

A hero that stuns itself for 5 seconds should not be core. Bane is a support.

this game makes me feel such intense rage

>spamming broken shit
WOW

Fuck you idiots.

DJ, Ohaiyo and especially Xcalishit all played as bad as EE. It's not EE's fault his team is awful and can't keep up with his captaining.

>When envy went in with his rapier still on cooldown and died yesterday
Just lmao

Rush midas to get to the gpm talent faster to get even more money, get attackspeed, get bloodthorn or buriza for big crits from FREE relics.

>babeebooh his ult maens he can't teamfight at all!

>Whiteknighting EE unironically
I would tell you to kys but you people are a gem

>inexistant crowd
Why do they even bother?

wait
why all match is Bo1?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DJ and Ohaiyo got Top 4 at TI6
Meanwhile EE got last place and Xcalibur sucks so bad he cant even go to a Tier 3 team

VP or SG?

x
d

I know that feel

next game right away or 30 min break?