World of Warcraft General - /wowg/

Alliance gets a new amazing leader while we're stuck with the feminist character and her cuckboys

FUCK THIS GAME

> wine connoiseur
I thought you people were doing some gpu bypass nowadays

>assmad legobabbies

Black iron dwarf warrior
void elf warlock
lightforged draenai priest

it´s gonna be a twink heavy expansion

>After the battle for the undercity Anduin was physically destroyed , his feet begging him for rest
>He went to the royal bathroom and filled his bath with hot water
>As the hot steam condenses on Anduin's forehead he finally realized the size of his victory
>He entered the bathtub while he gives a few rubs to his flaccid 3 inch cock
>He deserved it , the king saved the day
>After 5 minutes of bathing Anduin started to slowly fade away
>He dreamed of his father , his mother. If only he could have been there to save them
>Without knocking Jaina enters the bathroom
>She lurks to the bathroom and when she sees Anduin sleeping she also noticed his cock
>She lifted her staff and stomped the floor to wake Anduin up
>In shock Anduin covers up his crotch while yelling "Ever learned to knock!?"
>Jaina is amused that Anduin is ashamed of his genitalia
>Jaina pulls Anduin back down in the bath and start to play with his cock with her finger
>Anduin went immediatly rock solid , resulting his cock to becoming a 5 inch peen
>Jain laughs as she remarks "Is this all you got? Your father would be ashamed!"
>Jaina continues to play arround with the little cock for a few more minutes
>She noticed a bit of precum and decided to lick it off her finger
>"Continue with your bath my lord , i'll be heading down back to Kul'Tiras"
>Anduin didn't sleep that night in shame

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm a lewd shitposter and I'm looking forward to classic.

I'll play a night elf priest and mind control people off cliffs.

Ion's Yuge Throbbing Dick

But the Nostbulls won user...

In all honesty I always pictured Anduin sporting a 13 incher as thick as a beer can. Also, shit story. Anduin is all about the Draenei Puss.

obsessed with dicks

Best mom!

Lightforged monk when

>5 inches
>small
Thats average.

PLEASE slow down i can't reply to every shitpost with a 60 second post cooldown

>leveling tech in 7.3.5
>new races 6 months later
what a bunch of shit, you think i am gonna level at the start of a new expansion

i was promised loot boxes. i am not happy with you /wowg/

underage

Is this canon?
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>Am actually obsessed with dicks
>Hate how men look though , too masculine
>Traps aren't my thing either
>Love full women with curves , full lips and hard pink nipples
>Would love them to have 10 inch throbbing cocks
This world is wrong

Reminder for classic players, you're entitled to your own opinion and idea of fun - but:

Read
And in case you think:
please be referred to:
This is human psychology.

>Hey there qt, care to party?

I unironically want lootboxes and free to play game

Who with me?

i want mommy to bully my 4 incher....

>new amazing leader
who are you talking about

>muh psuedo psychology
fuck off fun is fun

...

Anduin is a HUNG femboy

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is the peak of human female performance.

Yes.

It's okay user, brains come out wrong all the time. Such is the nature of learning systems.

5 inches is small for a wow human
gotta remember they are all like 7 foot tall

>5 inch
>Average

>those jeans
I wish I didn't notice it

Today, the Elven community of peoples goes to the front. And you will see how these armed forces become more and more like the ideal of elvenkind month to month. How they constantly take on more and more the imprint of our new selves, how all privileges and class prejudices are being eliminated more and more. How here the Elven community of people becomes more dominant month to month and how at the end of this war, the Elven community will have proven itself most in this war. This is what distinguishes the present Elvenkind from the Elvenkind of the past. This we owe to the immeasurable heroism on the front, the heroism of hundreds of thousands of iron warriors - known and unknown. The heroism, of tens and tens of thousands of brave officers, who today feel themselves more and more in closer community with their fellow women, they have in part come from these women they have in fact put aside any obstacle just as it is in our fair cities. What is being achieved here, on the land and in the cities. By men, and above all by innumerable women, it is tremendous. I talk only rarely now to my own people, all I can say for such a speech is one thing alone. Think - incessantly - men and women that in this war it will decide the ''to be or not to be'' of our people. For when you do understand that, then every one of your thoughts and every one of your actions, all of that will be on single prayer for our Elvenkind.

- Tyrande Whisperwind in a speech to her people

Fun IS fun.

The fun you experienced the first time playing wow

the first time you walked out into a world you literally had no idea about, is fun.

Doing a dungeon, or a raid for the first time is fun.

But that fun is a snapshot, it's like a photo in your memory.

It's legit, but you cannot recreate it.

Would suck

Demon Hunters are probably still trying to understand what the fuck is going with the modern alliance and horde, and while I can understand some night elves getting pissy at teldrasil, blood elves have zero stake on the conflict.
The Paladin order hall would end trying to kill sylvanas, regardless of faction, if only for the shit she was pulling in the plaguelands.
And where the fuck are Alonsus Faol and Calia Menethil?

HOLY SHIT JUST FUCK OFF BACK TO REDDT ALREADY YOU DUMB ASS SHIT

>horde was always the BADASS faction and only gays and women played alliance
>now blizzard turned us into feminist slaves
FUUUUUCK

it's ok user, people are also born with down syndrome.

can't we just have one smol cocked femboy? or maybe he can start out hung and jaina shrinks it?

>all this to convince me
haha cuck

>badd ass faction
being arab is badass now? Fuck happened to wowg

MOMMY

>night elves lose their city and all their lands
>do nothing because malfurion is neutral and doesn't want to hurt the horde so they get not story next expansion
When are they killing this faggot?

It's hard to stomach the truth.

With the five stages of grief that pose alone is stage 2 and 3.

You'll get through it bro.

Source my good friend?

>"HARDCORE BADASS" teenagers growing up into whipped feminist numales

Life imitates art

No, those are blood elves and void elves.
Anduin was MADE to breed boys

Say something nice about this Draenei.

>No new class info
>Only good event today is the Q&A

T-Thanks

damn man now you said it

gonna kill myself and not play classic, im sold
sorry for doubting for a second

I'm not trying to convince you, breh.

I'm just saying it as it is, it's mostly being posted for others to read.

I don't care what you do, you're free to do as you like.

we soybois now!

Worthless compared to superior lightforged goats

Only hunters, warriors, priests, and rogues would participate in huge numbers in the war. Mages, locks etc. would care more about their class than "their" faction.

She has a really fat ass I bet it jiggles a lot

cmon can't we just shrink it for a bit?

go watch your shitty unfunny japanese 'comedy' show instead

>osaka accent
>funny at any time
lmao nerds

No

tail looks like a big poop

This is what I don't get. There is literally nothing valid holding Malfurion back from unleashing all of nature on the Horde. It's all because of plot and shit writing. Your sacred home land gets turn to smouldering ash and you expect me to believe Malfurion is so arrogant he goes "There's a bigger threat looming. I just know it but I can't tell you anything, just trust me :^) "

GET OUTTA' THE MOONWELL THAT'S SACRED KALDOREI WATERS YOU UNCULTURED -GOAT-.

>don't care what you do, you're free to do as you like.
Then why don't you stop posting this 5 year old whining?

>horde used to be masculine races with a tough leader
>now its all blood elves with a feminist self-insert leader

>tfw no soyboi bf
;-;

>Yes lordaeron was back then horde territory before us
>And we've been plundered squeezed and dried
>No , what does the Alliance mean for those Draenorish savages?
>They don't care at all! They are only interrested in one thing
>Are you willing to be plundered? Yes or no?
>Are you stupid enough to keep quiet in the process? Yes or no?
>And when a kingdom is dumb enough to not stand up , it is good
>But when the alliance declares "You do not plunder our people any longer , neither from the inside or the outside!" then that is bad

but why

World of Warcraft is a good game

She has a fat butt

this is an english speaking board, please speak english

Pls don't user, you have a lot to live for.

Sorry what?

"Then why do not you stop posting this five year old whining?"

I cannot fucking understand what you mean.

L2English.

You're just jealous that a goat looks better in there than a disgusting elf.

Then why do people keep being rude to her?

I want mommy to protect me against hordes :3

haha me too

I am, going to leveling a Zandalari Shaman.

degenerate

cause its fun to tease small dicks?

...

Even elves aren't supposed to bathe in fucking moonwells.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anyone have any experience farming vial of the sands? how long did it take? currently on my 8th jar and i am about to go insane

Blood DK is surprisingly fun in BGs.

Doing 150m healing and still doing decent DPS/killing.

Double death grip and mass grip, death chain, blooddrinker.

Just very fun.

>MFW I write stories about my WoW characters but too embarrassed to post it for others to read because I can't handle people saying negative things about me.

So seriously though without all those dumb incest morons complaining about classic

when is the new patch coming out? did they forget about that or what

N-no ;_;

Are you literally me? Don't forget paying for epic mounts with mailbox dancing.

i agree. ive enjoyed vanilla and every expansion, and im looking forward to playing the next expansion AND playing a guy on a classic server. thats right, you dont have to split and fight each other, you can play a character on both

are they lewd cute or serious ?
i'm gonna pee in my new bath :3

HAHAHAHA
FARMING?
HAHAHAHA
NIGGA JUST GET GOLD AND BUY IT.

Rude.

Any confirmation of Zandalari Druids?

just buy it, like 30k at most

or you are a clever bitch type thinking to make bank off it?

They are jealous of her cute