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Previous Expansion:
What's her name? I'm in love.
>tfw no hung worgen bf
nelf master race
Now, how will they fuck up Classic instead of making it 100% Blizzlike?
Horde
>getting invaded
>you've lost 2 warchiefs in a small span of time
>now being led by an ugly, anorexic looking undead elf archer
>she takes down a single tower and starts screaming like an autist, make some weird shadow thing???
>really timid sounding "For the Horde", kind of sounds like a kitten trying to be threatening
>Army kind of charges a bit?
Alliance
>Being led by the rightful heir to the throne, a young man who has traveled the world and learned a great deal, now wielding the legendary sword of his father and taking command over his troops which would follow him to their own death
>Begins fighting 1 on 1 on the battlefield, up close and personal (unlike the faggy ranged archer, lmao)
>Begins wielding the power of the light and drives his enemies into the ground like it's nothing
>Being a God among men, he summons the unbridled power of the Holy Light and heals HIS ENTIRE ARMY DEVASTATING THE MORALE OF THE ENEMY
>Gives an awe inspiring speech to his men who all gladly cheer, not out of fear, but out of love for their new king, charging headfirst into battle to claim the lost city of their ancestors
The Horde is the biggest cuck faction, lmao
HOW DO YOU FEEL HORDEFAGS AND "ANDUIN IS A CRIPPLE PRIEST" FAGS
WE GOT THE BEST EMPEROR, HIGH KING AND SIGMAR INCARNATE INTO ONE PACKAGE!!
Xth for Autism awareness
Things reddit & (You) will complain about in classic guaranteed, feel free to expand
>Certain classes and specs being literally unplayable or useless
>Having to feed your pets or else they get deleted
>Having to purchase 3 bags full of ammunition before going anywhere
>Having to walk to dungeons, the entire way, every single time
>Not being able to farm raids
>Why there is no content or nothing to do outside of raids
>There will be an addon that will simulate LFG and will work flawlessly. People will complain about its existence because they want "authentic vanilla experience"
>Raid, dps and class minmaxing addons that makes the already easy raids even easier. people will complain about these addons
>How it takes a month to get to 60 if you play casually
>WoW token will either exist or not, people will complain regardless
>Rampant unpunishable chinese botting
>Having to spend 100 gold for respecs
>Modern addons automating auction house making it way easier to make gold than what people currently think
>Having to repeatedly do archaic and nonsensical things like applying poisons every minute
>New weapon? Got to get that weapon skill maxed out, enjoy that for many hours
>No transmogs
MOMMY
Been an Orc Hunter for years, want to try Zandalari, feels like I'm ditching the Orc feel right when it's about to become relevant again.
Play Demonology.
>Anduin gets slapped once
>Falls on the ground like a bitch
What did they mean by this?
DK, Druid, DH. I obviously would never expect Pandaren DK or DH but I was kind of hoping they would be Druids eventually.
>spent the entire day arguing with retards on official gen forums
>feel like shit from the anger
why did I do this...
post nelf lewd
how does she hide her dick in those pantsu
Say something nice about her!
that's a boy isn't it? damn you all...
I can't wait for that delicious new mount
They won't. Their goal is to recreate vanilla authentically so everyone can realise how fuckin awful it was and get back to live.
The for the horde was probably the worst voice acting in recent history
Because its fucking saurfang and emperor anduin Doesnt kill Good Orcs
this is hilarious, link the video
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Nope is a loli catgirl.
Sylvanas' Ice Cold Pussy
>CRACK. That sound. You've been cheapshot. Mobs almost dead, but you can't execute it.
>He's going to kill you, of course its a rogue. You hamstring him and run, maybe if you can get distance you can get an intercept to another mob
>He's got his cooldowns, of course, this is going to be the end of you.
>But wait, in the distance. Is that... is that a cat?
>The druid is already leaving cat form, he's in a mixture of cloth and leather, NS is already popping. Your savior has arrived.
>Its going to be OK
>BAM. MAX RANK TOUCHED YOU TENDERLY
>But the rogue, he's going to get- the Glowing Fire shits already on him, No vanish now. The execute feels Juuuust right meng.
>You turn to give a /love to the guy who saved you, but he's already gone... restealthed in cat form. You didn't even catch his nameplate.
>The resto druid was here.
Remember folks, when leveling your classic characters, always pray to the Resto Druids, that a wandering cat might appear and top you off in your darkest hour.
no, you can't like it because I don't like it.
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Literally the worst spec ever conceived by blizzard
It'll be Vanilla but with
>Removed bugs
>Class balancing so they all become moderately viable
>Maybe some UI changes
give good sfm of nelfs
>able to literally pull navies out of our asses on Draenor
>Horde and Alliance have been shown to engage in heavy naval combat
>both sides currently have grand navies
>both have technology along the lines of ironclad warships, submarines, and aircraft carriers
>"dude, the Kul Tirans and Zandalari have the best navies around, despite one's navy being wooden shit and the other's navy being literal floating coffins"
nah it's a catgirl, also a loli
blizzcon in europe would be the same but with 90% more furries desu senpai
>Lost city
Their ancestors are still there user. Lordaeron is still inhabited by it's native people. They just aren't waving blue flags anymore.
Reminder that it was the Alliance who turned the forsaken away because they're stinky.
Will we see any qts on the Q&A this year?
I remember 2 years ago seeing a cutie with a parrot or something on her shoulders
I don't like having to mute as soon as I see a fat ugly beta because I know they're going to stutter and spill spaghetti
Why is she wearing the WoD Org. Guard Tmog?
Most of the original Forsaken are probably gone by now desu
>Class balancing
>In the Ion Hazzikostas era
God please no
Weeaboo
>official forums
But why would I activate pvp mode when I'm questing?
Forsaken were killing, experimenting on and torturing alliance members even back in vanilla, gtfo
>That little Dino-doggo behind her
>Heard Zandalari can't be druids but can't find the source
>The QA implied they can be druids, but didn't outright confirm it.
Fuck
Stop projecting. Thank you.
>he doesn't play on a pvp server
Pitiful but understandable, not everyone has the proper measure of manhood.
>horde has a warchief everyone likes for his wise nature
>"BAWWWWW HE'S TOO GOOD" - alliance
>gets turned into a neutral party, does nothing ever again
>horde gets a warchief on par with old ones
>"BAWWWWW HE'S TOO VIOLENT" - alliance
>he dies unceremoniously, is made an antagonist
>horde gets a warchief who at the very least is an established character
>"BAWWWWW WHY DO THEY GET A WC3 GUY" - Alliance
>he gets killed off by a trash mob
>horde gets literally the last candidate on anybody's list, even behind gamon
>"BAWWWWW SHE'S TOO EVIL" - alliance
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You know there was stuff before vanilla right? The Forsaken were rejected because they were undead. Why do you think they wound up allied with guys on the other side of the ocean?
>they added proper compies
HYPE LADS
World of Warcraft is a good game.
SAID NO ONE EVER
Its really not hard.
For example. Paladin seals can not be dispelled. This was added in 3.0.9 but should be back in classic
There's a lot of cool critters they've shown so far. If Hunters can't tame at least half of the beasts they've shown, there'll be riots.
Why isn't sylvanus just nuking the allinace with the plague in cinematic?
Can you mail gold between characters on the same server, but different factions?
I hope someone in the Q&A asks about the goblin/worgen model update, just so that they get as sick of being asked about it as the players are of having to ask about it.
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have the muslims started exterminating you furfags yet?
which faction will lynris be playing next expansion, and in classic?
I like to watch his videos
Because the Horde are like, right there and they don't like that stuff. She just barely got their trust and you want her to start lobbing plague farts about?
*creates 20 baitclick videos*
Gross
What's this pvp server you talk about? Was it some outdated vanilla mechanics?
>not a single furry in my home country of Bosnia
based slavs
>be fat american
>go to gay club
>get shot by muslim
ah, yes...
they will be able to senpai
Why can't draenei hop on the Vindicaar and nuke the horde with the light canon while finishing the rest with the warframes?
*reads whatever is popular on reddo and collects massive ad revenue*
I'm waiting for Quel'thalas and Suramar to band together, pushing the Alliance back to their shitty empires of dirt.
I just wish Hearthstone was a lot more interesting to play. Compared to Yugioh, it's slow as molasses.
I'm surprised no one is talking about communities, this means you can join a moon guard erp guild AND an actual raiding guild
>>horde gets a warchief on par with old ones
>>"BAWWWWW HE'S TOO VIOLENT" - horde
ftfy, all the Sylvanas fanboys started crying as soon as Garrosh slapped Sylvanas on the wrist in Silverpine Forest. Same with Tauren fans because he killed Cairne and Troll fans because he shittalked Vol'jin.
Hordefags were full on #NotMyWarchief during the entirety of Cataclysm.
that dinosaur is the new mammuth/yak isn't it?
I think I can see where the 2 vendors would be.
1 million gold probably?
For the king!
>Lightforged Draenei and Highmountain Tauren are throwaway low-effort allied races
>Lightforged can be paladins, Highmountain can be druids
>Zandalari and Dark Irons are the main, big-boy allied races
Expect zandalari to have Dinomancer druid forms, and Dark Irons to have special lava and iron edgelord versions of Paladin abilities a'la Green Fire
You can't buy a fursuit if you're barely affording go eat
Is this another "You are the champion" expansion or are we lowly adventurers again?
>hordefags
try "alliancefags with boosted alts"
as demonstrated by this thread, the alliance can only get it up when their leader is every positive fantasy stereotype imagineable
Rank and file soldier expansion
*plays outro prematurely*
What would Sylvanas' farts smell like? For a friend, haha.
You'll have to wait for Classic servers to be an adventurer again.
Why does alliance have all the good stuf?
More like world war 1 azaroth edition
No class halls, no followers, being a squad leader is as far as you will get, in the RTS wannabe shit.
give STREAM
Like a deflating rotting corpse
>People called me freaks for wanting to fuck the Nightborne
Now they will all see the light
WE ALL USED TO BE ADVENTURES LIKE YOU!
So she likes to eat a lot of meat?
>every troll empire
>the first and biggest night elf empire
>the blood elf kingdom
>the actual people of lordaeron
What does the Alliance actually have, besides all the dwarves united? Everyone seems like some displaced refugee (gnomes, draenei) or allied solely out of convenience (gilneas, night elves)
Because blood elves and sylvanas ruined horde.
So this... is the power... of Northern Ireland...
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that helmet is really cool
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So where were you when the private server community was utterly destroyed by papa Blizzard with a 3 min long cinematic?