/meg/ - Mass Effect General

WE CAN DANCU IF WE WANNU

literal retards have been saying that for more than 5 years

are there any spiky girlfriends that don't look like bald dudes wearing masks?

Keep thinking that buddy.

He's really tired

Midnight Miri post

You're looking at her.

but she looks EXACTLY like a blad dude wearing a mask

Where's the Undercover Assignment update, bluelight? You said there'd be one this week, REEEEEE!

What dish comes to mind when introducing an ayy gal to human cuisine?
For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

strawpoll.me/14328847
Or reply with your own loadout
For the sewer story

Sushi.

Whatever would kill them the slowest.

Chocolate and strawberries.

Whatever happened to darkdanny? It's been a minute since I was last here.

Still procrastinating instead of updating the adventures of ape dad and bird daughter like always.

FUCKING GET TO WORK LEAF I CANT WAIT ANY LONGER

i.imgur.com/ulblHlK.jpg

Keelah!

Wish he'd update both Private World and the Jack fic. Both are too comfy.

imgur.com/a/gcAvy

those belts are sexy as fuck

>the Jack fic
I'm still grateful he even did it, but i'd love to see more of The Queen of the Boy Scouts

welp the straw poll is closed looks like if c-sec finds him he's gonna have to fight with a shotgun made out of a bike

Tits look off

>fight with a shotgun made out of a bike
Good luck with that

i mean come on if they don't die to the shells the A E S T H E T I C will

Oh man does that look stupid

God I love that gun.

Fruit. Idk why but yeah, fruit

Pasta with meatballs. Or ramen. I'm not sure, it just feels right.

You did kill this fuck, right /meg/? Surely you didn't let him walk free.

Damn right. BT genocide best day of my life.

Who the fuck is that?

Still has a bell.

Hard to walk with all that bleeding

I handed him over to the Alliance if only because he's the closest thing the series has to a reoccurring villain.

Balak from the ME1 Bring Down the Sky dlc. Main bad guy for the mission.

>Bring Down the Sky dlc.
huh, Ivs played the trilogy 3 times and never once heard of any dlc for me1, where would I find that?

answers.ea.com/t5/Mass-Effect-1/MASS-EFFECT-BRING-DOWN-THE-SKY-and-Pinnacle-Station-for-free-NO/td-p/258814

Before going to sleep, I'll shamelessly reposting a Human X FemDrell fic I wrote a while ago.
'night /meg/

Goodnight brioche. Sleep well.

At least you updated Sky Aryans

keep up the awesome jib, in all your works

What's the catch?

i'm not the leaf user.

Night baguette

There is no catch. It's free now.

Huh, well....thank you.

Pavel Romanovich

>march 15th ????

>I finally figured out why the tunnels are so wide, I was fallowing the chalk line I had made back to where ever I started in order to figure out if the tunnels were actually changing. when I found a curious four-legged mutant washing away my chalk line as if I had disgraced his sewer. I unhooked my bigun and cautiously approached it, it then turned to face me only to briefly stair at me before going back to what it was doing. Knowing that my rations were going to end eventfully I took aim to see if I could procure food from this mutant, before I could attack I heard a noise, a voice of some kind, not like the screech of a watcher more civilized like what you would hear listening to a foreign language, but more foreign. Thinking that it was the mutants finally coming after me I ran leaving my chalk line and heading back into the dark.

>march 16th ????

>today I found where the mutants camped, as I was roaming around in the dark I came to a large aqueduct with a ladder heading down to a lower level of tunnels, on the other side of the massive room was a small camp of weird tents and lights, this proves that I'm ether in a mutant future or away from moscow, as no one not even dark ones had the ability to produce their own goods. It was at this point that I decided that getting as far away from them would be the best idea. As I made my way to the ladder I found that it was extremely rusted as if left uncared for decades, it was a mistake to use it though as not four rungs down it collapsed causing it to tumble down. The fall hurt but my worry was that the mutants would hear me. But to my surprise I heard nothing. I got back up and continued down.
here is the journal update for today. i'm surprised that so many people answered the straw poll

Phoneposting is trash, my bad

Good. You opened this message.
This isn't actually asari military command.
They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia.
You're not as weak as I thought.
But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me.
Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win.
The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written.
I hope I'm there for the last chapter.
It ends with your death.
-KL

I hope you enjoy the DLC. It's a solid 7/10

I missed this

WHO

How is the interface in Blender so shit? Makes me wonder what kind of neat interfaces there are in ME. I'm imagining holographic ones wherein you touch what you want to edit and it just werks.

ether way going to bed after reading more metro so good night anons

I've seen things /meg/ wouldn't believe... Kai Leng traps hiding just behind Tali's mask. I've watched a Kaidan fucker post 250 images in one evening. All those... kraut moments will be lost in time, like... tears in rain.
Time to open the message

No problem, user. just checking up if everything's still all right here.
I can see they aren't. Genocide all turian and quarian lovers.
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet. So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. -KL
But now I have to leave again, my people need me.

>Kai Leng traps hiding just behind Tali's mask. I've watched a Kaidan fucker post 250 images in one evening. All those... kraut moments will be lost in time
So have I, you ain't so special

removing autistic sara was a mistake

>the kaidan buttlover
Oh God I had forgotten about that asshole... He used to post KL images before Kaidan, didn't he?

I think so

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Did WG really come back? Even for a moment?

>post 250 images in one evening.
That sounds awful, glad I wasn't around when that happened.

I don't know and I honestly don't care

Sporeanon here, I have returned. Sorry, I got bored and stopped playing for a while. How is my krogan shape so far?

Made me chuckle, but not bad.

Looks like he(?) is wearing pajamas.
Good job sporebro!
repost other pics,plox

WG was a piece of shit. I'm glad he's gone.

Good, you've opened this message, this isn't a KL pasta, this is actually divegrass

So about the poll for the VGL9, it'll be next friday, in the meatime I'll be collecting player suggestions, which you can post in the general or in this pad: piratepad.net/52N7SrTmEb

Current roster for reference: implyingrigged.info/wiki//meg/
(it's a bit MEA heavy, it'd be good to have more MET or /meg/ specific memes)

Here's how it'll work: old players and new players will be put in the poll to be rated individually, the 23 best rated playerswill be in the team and the top 4 will be the medals.

You may now resume the scheduled ayy posting.

I call him Clippy the Contortionist.

So should I get rid of the plates? I don't want to since that's what makes a krogan.

>Divegrass
Hell yeah, hopefully /meg/ can do a decent job again.

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>post 250 images in one evening
It wasn't just one evening, it was about 2 weeks.

Are you actually defending Kaidan posting?

>Alt-universe Preston Garvey

You dirty, wehrboo faggot. Stop updating that piece of shit naziwank story

In what what way was that defending it?

Late night Jack post!

>"all the posts were in one thread"
>"actually it wasn't one thread, it was the same amount but in about two weeks worth of threads"
>meaning it wasn't as concentrated
Maybe you weren't intending on defense, but the way you said it made it seem so.

ok

'night /meg/

>250 images of Kaidan
Why would anyone do that. I haven’t even seen that many images of Kaidan

250 images every thread for 2 weeks

How terrible.

Keep comfy user.

It was worse than the talicancer spam troll.

Or the EDI vore

>Or the EDI vore

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