Alright Veeky Forums, it's nearly time for the winterball. Who are we asking?

Alright, I'm going to ask them. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

I wanna fug Veeky Forums

Bavaria: Exists

Prussia: Doesnt exist anymore

:)

Veeky Forums here. I wanna fug Veeky Forums.

But you guys have to assume the form of a historical cutie.

>half austrian
Austrians are just delusional Bavarians, not even memeing

>This is the -tan people want to fug

Pederasty is a Greek tradition, and Veeky Forums-tan is apparently just Herodotus, so why not.

You're in Veeky Forums territory, you better start acting like a Veeky Forumstorian. That includes fapping to Nick

/pol/ here

Was just going to remind you guys that the winterball was coming up... did you guys already make a commitment?

/pol/lack here, would you guys come with us to the ball?

No. Your making the wrong kind of history.

Are we ... are we getting asked out on a date?

We're going with Veeky Forums because incest is Veeky Forums as fuck.

keep us in mind please, /x/ is trying to go with us just to steal meme magic

This, most of /pol/ would be down but are convinced you're all uninterested. If you are though, fair's fair.

I do like the idea of hate-fucking /pol/

how can history be "wrong"?

nevermind, you guys seem a bit retarded

we'd have to find someone else to hatefuck and then electrocute /lgbt/ but if Veeky Forums is for it

When it's counterfactual?

Another /pol/ack here
You guys should be the Sisi to our Ludwig II. Pretty please

>/pol/ as Ludwig II

makes sense

Veeky Forums are just dunder head savages painting their faces and chasing zebras.

Aren't you guys already balls-deep in /x/ on account of literally making magic real?

Don't forget we just made history though, plus /x/ is a used up degenerate whore

Veeky Forums is fine now that the quest cancer is gone

but honestly we need to ask Veeky Forums

We're going with /pol/ desu, with that Viktoria Louise Prussian aesthetic

>Veeky Forums
not until they take back the creationist threads

strawpoll.me/11631184

no dude listen this is perfect

/cis/

Veeky Forums is split between us and /vp/. I reckon we take both. We can have a gay three way orgy in true greek fashion. Since /vp/ is a child, Veeky Forums is a man and Veeky Forums is an old man, it also represents the sphinxs riddle.

strawpoll.me/11631980

Cute. Bronzed abs when?

Not this fucking shit again

Poor man's cup

I don't think we even have a board mascot.

It's Herodotus and the historically incorrect loli if I remember correctly

Stop stalking us!

also I'm proposing we invite /an/

The cup and the winter ball are two different things.

Why do you compare them?

>Veeky Forums
>intellectual

Autism

Veeky Forums here. If you guys wish to go as a trio with us and /vp/ you're gonna have to clear it with them first. So far we're pretty alright with the idea but you're gonna have to get the all clear from the third part of the puzzle.

Veeky Forums has asked Veeky Forums out and may ask /vp/ out as well and wants /pol/ to stop stalking them.

Veeky Forums is trying to decide between Veeky Forums /vp/ and /d/

Veeky Forums asked /d/ to babysit /qst/ but /qst/ has asked /cm/ out so now that's a non issue.

/d/ is trying to decide between Veeky Forums and /mlp/.

I belive whether we have a group date or not things should followed by a good old fashion debauched orgy.

>This massive ball of sex drive only has one non-blue board in it.

Never change, Veeky Forums.

>implying that for any self-respecting bavarian anything north of itself (Weißwurstäquator) isn't prussia
anyway, proud Veeky Forums prussian reporting in

Looks like /x/ also wants to join Veeky Forums's entourage of /vp/, /d/, and us. This is gonna be one hell of a winter ball.

>were gonna end up with a good old fashioned orgy
i'm entirely ok with this.

You forgot
>Prussia
Poor, leechs from Bavaria
>Bavaria
Rich, has to sustain Prussia

...

/k/

He's single
He's a little fragile from his break up
History is one war leading to the next and /k/ is war
He's a little shaken by the past few months of panic buying
He HATES /pol/ more then we do.

Y-you don't really hate us /pol/acks d-do you Sendai?

>lit
>intellectual

I NOMINATE POL

then again it's i use boards so it'd be masturabtion

If we go with Veeky Forums, we will educate some of the worldbuilders, If we go with /pol/ we might even teach some of them not to go to /pol/

>good old fashion debauched orgy
Sounds delightfully Veeky Forumstorical!

>History is one war leading to the next and /k/ is war
/k/ makes sense for this reason.

We talk about the same shit just in different ways.

We only hate you when you are dumb and forget about Veeky Forumstory.

...which is most of the time?

- t. trollface.jpeg

B-but we love you Veeky Forums
We want a qt Prussian princess waifu for the dance

Better version.

Isn't /pol/ going with /x/, Veeky Forums, and Veeky Forums?

War vets get all the babes

I think /int/ is a bit tsundere for you, or are they going with /sp/

>be Prussia
>Be founded for the purpose of war
>lose all wars and get disbanded
>the ramainings now try hard to turn the country into a Islamic Caliphate.
>le ebin Prussia meme

Daily remind that Trump is of Bavarian descent.

>unfair odds

His grandfather is from palatinate which isn't in bavaria

Bad history lessons my friend.
The Pfalz was Bavarian territory until the end of WWII

Actually the Oberpfalz is.

That said, I have no idea where Trump was born.

Oberpfalz? That one of three core regions in Bavaria. He is ducking Bavarian Bavarian.

>>Left to his own devices, he created a separatist socialist republic within a mere few days

You mean, (((he))).

> implying /sp/ isn't going with /a/.

How about /c/ ?

Right in the Willis folder.

At least we're not criminally incompetent in the ball. Fucking Napoleon.

>no /int/ suggestions
Why did nobody think of this? /int/ served as Veeky Forums before Veeky Forums, i bet most of posters here are originally from there, and international cultures have most to do with history from all boards. Plus, posters there are also pseudointellectuals like here, its like we were made for each other.

/int/ is going with s4s i think.

Hey there Veeky Forums, fa/tg/uy here.

I've been working on a Veeky Forums tarot deck for fun and autism, and in the Veeky Forums thread someone suggested this board to represent the High Priestess. So after failing to think of a satisfying way to approach this, I decided to ask you guys, since we're in crossboard season anyway, about what should I change to make the card more Veeky Forums-like. Keep in mind that I'm no artist and I won't be redrawing the whole card, just edit it, so less ambitious suggestions would be appreciated.

You could also give me an argument to make you the Emperor rather than the High Priestess, which is the only other card that remains to complete the set.

Who's staying home this year?

Makes sense that we'd be the High Priestess.

Just put the HRE crest somewhere, perhaps replace the face with Voltaire, write
>Turks
On the scroll

I don't have any suggestioms, but I encourage you to poke your nose into other Veeky Forums threads, get some kind of knowledge for what the userbase and culture here is like. Maybe it can answer your question.

this

Nobody even actively draws Veeky Forums, why is this even relevant

only acceptable Veeky Forums-tan

Alright guys, just thought I should inform you that the Veeky Forums poll is finished, with /vp/ just barely squeaking into the win with 1 more vote. The current proposal being agreed on is that /vp/ is our official date (final dance, late night smooch, all that mushy stuff) but I highly encourage you guys to come along for the ride as our wingman and bro along with anyone else who decides to join this orgy waiting to happen.

Stick the glorified cheerleader on there.

It's culture. Something all Veeky Forumstorians should treasure.

Actually we're herodotus

I think the fact that Voltaire was smug even in death more accurately represents Veeky Forums.

Let's see, here's an attempt.

I left two empty spaces instead of putting the Reichsadler, so maybe you can suggest some cheeky easter egg to fill the space?

Turn that cross on his chest into a green meme arrow.

Aye aye captain.

Hey, guys. Veeky Forums writefag here. I've been out of the loop for most of the ball and have just come back from some hermit-like activities. What are you Veeky Forumstorians going to do for the ball?

Before we decide on who to go out with, we need a -tan. I say we do some historical figure, like Joan of Arc

Deciding on a -tan would usually be first priority. I suggest getting a drawfag or two to work on it.