/owg/ - Overwatch General

>tfw no brit bf

are the blizzworld skins event tied?

no

>It also seems Reaper infected her
So reaper has nanoaids

>It also seems Reaper infected her with his thing instead of doing it to herself intentionally.
No she definitely injected herself first. They never said that she didn't.

Fucking butt pirates, man.

How do you guys feel that the entirety of the 'London' Spitfires' roster is made up of South Koreans?

Considering most Brits are ManU fans and knackers, not all that surprised

Same way I feel that most Euro football teams have players from Brazil and Central American countries.

good. I want league matches to be good, and koreans are the only ones who can provide that

She developed Reaper though. Not the other way around? How did people get this confused?

Look at this pic for example:

Happy, because once South Korea gets nuked by North Korea, we won't have to see them dominate the majority of each team's roster and the World Cup.

hnnnng, ahhh... good morning /owg/!

Morning :3

Tell me about Mercy. How do we stop her?

Has BlackJrXIII mentioned anything about Moira?

Good morning, Meiposter.

>wait for then ptr change to go live
>see idiotic mercy main going for a sr rez
>move your cursor over her static head
>????
>profit
obviously, blizzard didn't address the fact she is unkillable during her 20 seconds ultimate but hopefully she'll be dead most of the time now

you delete her from the game and replace her with another healers that take brain and skill to play

no, seriously, just remove her for the game, she has nothing to do in Overwatch beyond being a shitty copy of the medic in TF2, overwatch gameplay is fast and dynamics where you can easily get killed, and Mercy go against that

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>Eye JUST gouged out
>Lost half of your vision
>Have an open wound on your fucking face where your eyeball used to be
>Act like it's nothing, just let out a little grunt
Was Reinhardt on hardcore drugs, what the hell?

>DPS.
>80+ elims into a game.
>Healer still has the fucking gall to say she's not healing me because I'm not doing my job.
I fucking hate Mercy mains. I hope they all choke to death on liquid ebola.

It says right there what rein was huffing

He was on adrenaline.

Honor and Glory?

Who plays healer in vs ai?

The blade was orange hot so some 1100 degrees Farenheit, so the nerves didn't even get a chance to transmit the pain before being burned, and the wound was instantly cauterized

Add to that machismo + drinking

adrenaline rush because he just escaped death seems the most probable explanation
The fact he still has the eye (albeit, blinded) also suggests that the wound isn't that deep

Honor and glory.

>Just had to carry a thrower.
When will reports do something?

Here comes T.Racey.

Anyone have that popuko tracer pic?
I need it for reasons.

Well, yes, he is. All of the Crusaders are genetically modified, a bit like space marines. Their sense of pain has been dulled. I mean, Rein is 7'2, Balderich is even taller, there's no way there's not some kind of modification going on.

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Lena best wife.

>AI
This was a gold game.
So probably same thing.

Speaking of height, am i the only one who thinks the ingame model of Reinhardt armor is way smaller then the short's one?

>overwatch gameplay is fast and dynamics
>2 out of 25 heroes have increased running speed
>only one hero can increase teammates' running speed

It's because you're comparing him to Balderich von Adler, the most badass of the badass.

>Still no Irisa AKA Athena
>No Longshot
Why must Blizzard deny me my faceless girl/robot fap fuel?

My will made real!
I've turned you into a cake Commander Reyes!
You're a buttercream reaper!

Is brit the girl from all those posters in the hanamura arcade?

Also
>Mama Hong
I don't care what she does, that's my new main

I don't get how any of you find overwatch "slow". It's not slow by any means, there's a shit ton of mobility option, the map are small so it doesn't feel like a slog at all.

Around how much longer will Mercy be overpowered for?

I haven't played for like 5 months but have a bit of an itch now. I don't want to reinstall until Mercy is fixed though.

Reinhardt used to be (haha still is) a major thrill junkie. Just look how he fights for the only proof you need.

C-can you guys read the small text without zooming in a bit/getting close to the monitor?

Yes, and I'm short-sighted. You need glasses, nigger.

I'd love mama hong but I think the chinks would get mad if they were represented by two fat bitches

Yeah and my eyesight is shit. You made me feel a little better aboutm yself

most characters in this deserve to get in game i'd say

Mama hong in particulars has to be a characters, especially if they want to reach easy SJW brownie point with "creative female design" lol

Just bring back old mercy res, with a simple change: Keep the invincibility, but add a 1.5 second cast time that can be interrupted by stuns/hack/knockback/etc. Mercy moves at 75% of her base speed during this.

If you blow three ultimates on killing 5 members of the enemy team without taking into account the fact that the Mercy is missing, you deserve to lose the point if only because you don't know shit about ult economy. Use one ult to wipe them, then, when Mercy comes in (if you haven't hunted her down already), stun her, and if she gets the rez off, use another ult.

Even to someone who knows what the teams try to do Overwatch spectating is a mess.

How do they think this is going to be popular with the plebs?

Everything here will be represented in a future event, comic, or cinematic.

What's next? Red circles are already done.

>things that only happen in bronze

If by bronze you mean all the ranks up to Diamond, sure.

>new hero
>100 HP, 25 armor
>operates off a resource meter that regenerates faster the closer he is to enemies
>has a passive that turns him invisible when he stands still
>projectile pistol does 100 damage per shot and can headshot, fires once every second.
dunno what his abilities would be, but i want abathur in this game damnit

>still no clan system
>still no avoid player feature
>balance is still shit
I mean, another hero is cool but really blizzard, can we fix this game before 2020?

NY excelsior as well

Oh my i'd love to see Solder/Reaper adventure during the omnic crisis pre overwatch, also symmetra is cute, and Zarya too! And pharah!

>in bronze
Unless every girl gamer has magically been detained to the lowest rank and im in a bizzaro diamond world, Lol no

>mercy mains could literally climb up the ranks with negative winrates for months
>to this day shitters who climbed up to master or even more are still several leagues above their level and routinely fuck up everything

>still no avoid player feature
But then Widowmaker mains wouldn't get matches and we can't have that :^)

Well, I have another 3000 points to spend on a golden gun? What buy?
>I forget what I have already.

wait for tranny to come out and get golden syringe

I'll probably have another 3000 by then.

what does her golden gun even look like? pics?

>But then Widowmaker mains wouldn't get matches
as if that would be a bad thing

It's called r34, not 76 lmao lurk moar

>literally golden shower

I want a Top Gun episode.

>reddit being ironic

>High school Symmetra
And here i was about to be rid of my Poo fetish

>still no Mei's grandfather that comically berates her

>limit number of players you can avoid
>limit time player is avoided
>avoid players can be used only for players in your team, and you can still fight against them
Is not that hard to make a system that is functional and not exploitable
>Inb4 but gm/top500 would have longer queue time
They already are pissed off because the sistem put them with masters, longer que time but with higher sr would make them only happier

Widow spray is actually the FFA map since it's where she lived
Sombra already covered
Tracer is already covered (It's just her Origins skin)
Lucio already covered, its the hockey easter egg
This possibly leaves:
Zenyattas spooky eyes
Reaper and Soldier comic
Zarya origins comic
Maybe Dva but she had the HOTS cinematic already

Basically all the elos below high gm/top500 are bronze

allow me to repair the damage

Who cares if 'good' players have a longer queue time? I don't need to be screeched at by XQC for making one misplay as he tries to autistically scream that, since he got MVP at the world cup, he deserves to play tank and not me.

Bronze/Silver = megashit
Gold/Platinum = pretty big shit
Diamond/Masters = shit
Grandmaster/T500 = entitled shit /free ride shit

>We could've gotten Rashi instead of Moira

Still sucks, man. Anyways, my favorites are:
>Watcher
>Rashi
>Frost
>Yetzi
>Longshot
>Psyblade
>Iris
>Hivemind

Please repair my broken heart

Yeah, pretty much

Any rip of the artbook?

I'd like to see one about Zen's conception. Could give an interesting insight into how omnics are manufactured/introduced to society.

what is love?

LENA OXTON!!!!!!!

More like LENA LESBIAN amirite?

baby don't hurt me

This is love.

That goggles tan is still the best thing about that skin.

Who will you cheer for?