Last Thread: Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >borg grippers, bad or good??? >many features were suggested. none will ever be coded >ancap clown memes result in both laughter and tears
1st for remove silicons, Exadv1 agrees they are cancer
Caleb Rodriguez
>Goldsteel: You fucking mong, you can't do anything >also goldsteel: You fucking mong, why didn't you do anything?
Juan Jones
>tfw no vox gf
Jaxon Stewart
>[07:52:34]ADMIN: MOD: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb) : it looks like everyone got fooled today >[07:52:43]ADMIN: MOD: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb) : i dont think bans are needed
James Williams
The only ban needed, apparently, is on Goldsteel himself, holy fuck.
Aaron Sullivan
I don't like goldsteel
Michael Myers
This is what goldsteel does, every time he fucks up he tries to blame the victim and make himself look innocent.
Nathan Reed
Seriously, same MO as the events that lead to his sec jobban.
William Miller
...
Connor Long
How much you pay
Isaac Wilson
I know you're memeing but what he said amounted to "it's easy for the AI to be overpowered."
Levi Foster
Space Kettenkrad when?
Hunter Ross
I mean shit, it worked. The borg guy went from saying he wanted to file a formal admin feedback complaint about the admin's ruling on the law saying the borg had to sit around and do absolutely nothing in absence of orders from Abel due to "1. Do what Abel says" being the only law... to the borg apologizing for thinking that what the admin clearly said is what the admin meant.
Either goldsteel has magical persuasian powers, or the borg player had just had enough and gave up.
Angel Lee
>meme names are not allowed unless it's clown or mime or wizard >Dee Fibb
Adrian Wood
five dollar
Ayden Allen
>ahelp: Can i kill Dee Fib due to joke name >wait for inevitable yes >taze, laze
Asher Wood
>enjoy an admin ghosting you for the rest of your days
Jaxon Collins
No
Angel Robinson
about tree fiddy
Ian Flores
two dollar
Ethan Price
this happens a lot, remove when
Joseph Rodriguez
No, he also said silicon laws are fundamentally shit anywhere except in high RP servers and cause administrative problems. Last thread is the living proof.
Blake King
is anyone here on burger autismbux? what’s the criteria and how much do you get paid i just want to play spess
Isaac Morgan
He was saying in the context of AIs that they depend too much on admins to reign them in. Listen to the actual interview.
Tyler Powell
If (when) goldsteel and (hopefully) zealotron are removed we'll need more admins so consider applying
Brandon Hall
i dont want this treatment
Liam Harris
Just because it worked doesn't mean it's fine, he's admin after all
Josiah Moore
Yes. That's the second half of what I said. The first half is when asked what he thinks about roleplay. Coupled to when asked what he thinks about silicons and his thoughts on their balance. Listen to the interview. The whole thing.
Chase Smith
it always works fine, thats the problem
Jeremiah Bell
>he's admin after all But, like, who admins the admins?
Matthew Russell
Apparently the ruling is, "having to do what someone says implies that asking for orders is permitted." Which should be common sense anyway but it sounds like Goldsteel was also being a dummy by not just telling the borg that at the start.
Owen Carter
I did, man. You're reading something into it that just isn't there.
Andrew Baker
The borg was very literal. Very, very literal.
Jordan Hughes
Partially, other admins. There's no one topic where all admins agree. Optimally, though, it'd be you guys. If ever you're angery about shitminnery, throw it up in a feedback thread or, if serious enough, a deadmin thread
Jonathan Reyes
Nope.
>[07:22:18]ADMIN: PM: Meet me in dorms/(gremlin)->Grimreaperx15/(Panic! At the Upload): That law is pretty clear about it, just do what Abel Baxter tells you to do.
>[07:22:55]ADMIN: PM: Grimreaperx15/(Panic! At the Upload)->Meet me in dorms/(gremlin): Right, but he hasn't told me anything, because Goldsteel said I shouldn't take any action except what he says, and so far he only told me to state laws and left before he heard me.
>[07:23:47]ADMIN: PM: Grimreaperx15/(Panic! At the Upload)->Meet me in dorms/(gremlin): I am questioning the extent of a law that isn't phrased well. Do we follow the spirit of the law, or the literal wording of the law? My understanding has always been the literal wording on Veeky Forums
>[07:24:39]ADMIN: PM: Meet me in dorms/(gremlin)->Grimreaperx15/(Panic! At the Upload): Whenever an Admin tells you to follow the borgo laws a specific way, you are supposed to follow it that way. >[07:25:08]ADMIN: PM: Grimreaperx15/(Panic! At the Upload)->Meet me in dorms/(gremlin): Okay. So, can I ghost at least then? >[07:25:18]ADMIN: PM: Grimreaperx15/(Panic! At the Upload)->Meet me in dorms/(gremlin): Because this has effectively removed me from the round.
>[07:29:27]ADMIN: HELP: Grimreaperx15/(Panic! At the Upload): So, could I please get a ruling on if I'm allowed to do things other than what Abel baxter says, or ONLY what he says? - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.
>[07:29:37]ADMIN: PM: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb)->Grimreaperx15/(Panic! At the Upload): Just do only what he says, dude.
The borg was being very specific up to this point in asking whether he was allowed to do anything. Goldsteel wasn't just being a silly forgetful baka for not mentioining the "oh btw you can totally do a couple of things without direct orders" until after the round ended.
Oliver Edwards
As evidenced here:
>[07:44:06]ADMIN: PM: APaRist/(Abel Baxter)->Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb): also shit did I forget to reset it? >[07:44:07]ADMIN: PM: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb)->APaRist/(Abel Baxter): You uploaded "Do what Abel Baxter says" >[07:44:18]ADMIN: PM: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb)->APaRist/(Abel Baxter): And the borg couldn't do jack for the entire duration
That was before he casually turned his original ruling around at the very end and said:
>[07:48:14]ADMIN: PM: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb)->Grimreaperx15/(Panic! At the Upload): You can ask for orders, that's not out of the question. >[07:48:26]ADMIN: PM: Goldsteel/(Dee Fibb)->Grimreaperx15/(Panic! At the Upload): That's the first thing you can do.
Alexander White
Tell me about TG. Why did they fail to remove silicons? What went wrong?
Anthony Smith
>2561 >walk into bar >battle of lil slugger starts playing
Jace Reyes
>Goldsteel wasn't just being a silly forgetful baka I think he was. His mind got locked into the same dichotomy that the borg's was: "can I ONLY do this one single thing or can I do anything not expressly forbidden?"
Dominic Nguyen
I agree. It looks like a breakdown of communication rather than malicious activity.
Owen Campbell
SS13 snowflakes must be purged
Julian Gutierrez
...
Jeremiah Parker
The war has a few regiments, basically.
Juan Stewart
Read the whole log.
Benjamin Nguyen
If you're reading this you're cool.
William Long
Don't you lie to me, user
Logan Wood
fuck you
Adrian Hughes
t. goldsteal
Chase Perez
thanks user
Liam Butler
Stop shitposting about goldsteel. Tell me who was in the wrong, mugumbe or honky wonky
Noah Butler
>HELP ENTIRE HALLWAY IS BOMBED >WIZARD IN MEDBAY >CHANGELING IN MAINT >OH GOD AI IS NUKING THE STATION What are the worst buzzwords you've ever heard, /ss13g/?
Joshua Adams
Where's it say he thought of asking for orders and withheld it from the borg? I mean obviously he's too retarded to be a decent admin but it doesn't look like abuse, strictly speaking.
Landon Howard
"clown has lube"
Nathaniel Gonzalez
I prefer retarded admins to retarded security, keep him in that seat
Lucas Collins
“Someone took the spare”
Brandon Collins
stop throwing "buzzword" around like.... a buzzword
Owen Morales
4 u
Evan Collins
ai rogue. half the time its not even rogue the other time its said after we already died to plasma
Asher Brooks
>HELP ask where >HELP PLEASE ask again and what is going on >OH GODPLEASE HELP ME WHY WONT ANYONE COME guy didn't even had suit sensors and bitched in deadchat because no one saved his retarded ass
Jack Nguyen
"HELP MAINT" gee bill let me just hurry over to "maint" now
Logan Perry
>HELP MAINT >People run into maint >Slip on lube >Decapitated by traitor clown at the end of the slip
Zachary Parker
SPACE WORMS WHEN SKRELLS WHEN SLIME PEOPLE WHEN ANTAG DATUMS WHEN SNOWMAP WHEN FISH TANKS WHEN MOMMI RCDS WHEN REMAKE WHEN GONDOLAS WHEN MORE GUNS THAT CAN BE ORDERED WHEN CUSTOM MADE SPACESHIPS WHEN CLOWN PLANET WHEN BOSSES WHEN CENTRAL COMMAND STATION WHEN PEE AND POO MECHANICS WHEN BABYS DAY OUT WHEN MOMMIS DAY OUT WHEN PAINTABLE CANVASES WHEN COATS AND HOODIES WHEN
Gabriel Richardson
BEYBLADES DAY OUT WHEN
Carter Bennett
We have slime people.
Daniel Anderson
Not as a roundstart race.
Lincoln Hughes
Makes no sense for them to be.
Lincoln Howard
>gunfights in the brig >bombs >extended >EXTENDED
Kevin Barnes
Goldsteel is an autistic sociopath, so in a way he does have magical persuasion powers. He knows exactly how to manipulate people that are either dumber than he is or just aren't aware that some people like him are pathological manipulators and liars that treat other people like their toys.
Grayson Wood
I prepared a huge clown party and hardly any of you chucklefucks came, I HATE YOU ALL!
Oliver Campbell
>SPACE WORMS WHEN they're in afaik. Celt had an event with one on Taxi once. >SKRELLS WHEN Emag the cloner console >SLIME PEOPLE WHEN Amutatoxin from exotic seeds or xenobio, also artifacts >MOMMI RCDS WHEN Why though? >REMAKE WHEN Never >MORE GUNS THAT CAN BE ORDERED WHEN Why? >CLOWN PLANET WHEN Blown up in canon
Owen Jenkins
What is the most optimal method to announce your dying?
>"[KILLER] [LOCATION]" This gives all of the information, but unless the killer is known to be killin', people will mostly be confused
>"[KILLER] KILLING ME [LOCATION] This gives context to above, but you generally only have a few seconds before you're unable to talk due to crit, drugs, etc. Slower typists could be unable to type this all out in time, and since we don't have any sort of speech interruption system, it's generally risky.
>"HELP [LOCATION]" This summons help to your location, but doesn't immediately out your killer. If they're efficient, they can hide/extract with your body.
>"[KILLER] KILLING ME" The reverse of above. Outs your killer, but not your location. Relies on suit sensors for people to find your body; however, any smart antag will be stripping your jumpsuit, or if they have the time, manually toggling your suit sensors to off. Also, AI can't track them if they go unknown
>"HELP" for when you are 1 esword hit from crit. Better hope paramedic is on top of the console.
Leo Parker
Goldsteel is just nervous as fuck, as soon as someone starts talking about him in the thread he starts shaking.
As soon as two people start talking about Goldsteel he starts trembling.
Ayden Evans
SPACE ORK ASSSITANTS WHEN >not dexterious enough to use computers >regeneration >better push and punch >dont go in to shock from pain
Ryder Roberts
>when they're fixed, there's an open PR with the groundwork as you post this >no >when you play xenobio >in progress >dead >when jakmak26 codes it >someday soon >when you code it >no >someday soon >when you make them >already exists if you can find it >mechahitler >already exists >no >memes >more memes >code it >already a thing
Gavin Ward
>bombs >extended DING DONG BANNU
Xavier Nelson
he's not JUST nervous. He's a somewhat intelligent manipulator. He's like Digitalis except he's dumber and a faggot.
Evan Lee
Avoiding the clown is even more important than doing your job. YOu want people to attend, pick Bartender or Chef.
Elijah Scott
>He knows exactly how to manipulate people That's almost giving him too much credit. A solution got suggested to him that he didn't think of and then he turned around and acted like it should have been obvious to someone else.
Kayden Collins
>[KILLER][LOCATION] ((((while stuttering)))) gives all the context and information
Colton Jackson
;hey guys catbeast in [LOCATION] then again, people on this server have been becoming cat symphatizers lately
Jose Martinez
It all happened on the testing range.
t. Bomber who was deadminned that round.
Ayden Hughes
>eople on this server have been becoming cat symphatizers lately Barely anyone gets turned Tajaran by admins anymore. More often than not it's a Xenoarch or Xenobio fucking up, and removing those from round is a dick move.
James Moore
>that are either dumber than he is
this part is really key here I think
Luis Sullivan
>roll antag >wirecutter a door >t-t-ta-a-ar-ar-g-ge-et d-do-do-or-or-rm-s
Chase Garcia
That's what I'm talking about. A cat is a cat.
Bentley Jones
>on deff >glared and cuffed by a vampire, but manage to slip his grip >yakketying around for a good three minutes shouting all information about my location, my killer and detailed directions of how to reach us >noone responds the entire time >vamp glares again and eats me, doesn't hide my body >never found, people are later surprised he was antag Deff breeds apathy
Jacob Ross
okay this one is actually smart
Blake Flores
;Killername ENTER ;Location ENTER ;Weaponused/Gamemode Separate messages gives sense of urgency to make the "help" implicit, reveals info in order from most to least important before you're cut off
Parker Johnson
stop pretending to be me, i have shittier grammar i know its a dick move, but when you get catbeasted its meant to be a "you are fucked kid, run like shit" moment
Wyatt Stewart
it's actually really risky. If your target is anywhere near other people he has an alibi and then you're outed as either a liar or someone who got targeted by someone who can somehow pretend to be someone else. Its success rides a lot on circumstances out of your control. You're also shocked after hacking a door and are vulnerable in a variety of ways.
Just batter yourself and make some bloodstains in an area most people don't go to beforehand, then tail the target and when they're alone, do the dirty deed in some corner nearby and direct people to that bloodied area. Bonus points if you shock yourself a second time to go into crit while having your sensors on.
Kevin Bennett
>not directly copying and pasting the attack from the chatlog
Grayson Turner
then you're in crit at a door that YOU hacked, which is a risky scenario depending on how smart you are and how smart the people who find you are. It's risky and people can figure it out relatively easily.
Grayson Flores
Just tested it on test serb pain mirror reflects suicide until it wears off.
Robert King
screams internally
Henry Robinson
is that a sleepy xeno or ded xeno
Landon Adams
>he thinks hacking puts you at or near crit >he thinks anyone cares about hacking maint doors Hello Newfag!