/palg/ - Paladins General

UGHHHHHH

baited lmao
fucking retards

Phoneposters get out

I'M COMING

how's my smurf name?

>not sweatyqueefqueen
pathetic

Will you main Ying?

wtf are you even doing
am i being baited?

Yes

I am convinced we will remain together for all eternity, for I love her far beyond any boundary in this universe.

>they say the problem has been fixed
>the problem persists

Oh my fucking, these monkeys can not fix a FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE CERTIFICATE?

For fuck's sake!

With these quality of life and straight up buffs, is Daji actually decent now?

SERIS LITERALLY DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD HITBOX LMAO IMPOSSIBLE TO HS THIS BEST GIRL

why hi-rez not ported Paladins to switch yet?
is a popular console with 0 FPS paladins can be successful here

Guess the champ

Disappointing.

Ash

Her early game clear is still going to be poor but I'd say she is more than viable. Probably a secret strat HRX pick for some team

Have you not heard? A switch version was datamined.
That's why they're dumbing the game down even more nowadays, they want literal babies to be able to play it.

>0 FPS
Considering how bad the game runs on my pc this will probably be the case for the switch port

...

Look at him and tell me there's a god

Is there any good reason to not have multiple versions of the game, like one per platform?

It's too much work for lo-rez

too much moneyyyyyyyyyy a/o time a/o effort

>
This is a legit hidden strat. Using Assert Dominance near a low ceiling to reduce the jump.

So is the thicc fox worth playing now?

Yeah, you are like loki but dont have to wait for an ult to dive the back line and try to take out a mage or carry. Plus your ult actually impacts team fights.

>Probably a secret strat HRX pick for some team
Just watch her end up becoming dominant in the mini meta after someone like LatAm or China brings her out, like solo Thanatos last year

shitefag fuck off

I know, but that's just me fat-fingering a VGS

>big fps drops only when playing lex
Help, I can barely aim as it is

welcome to paladins
hope you enjoy your stay

But what if I'm also a Maldamba main

>bugged man main
Die you piece of shit

hotfix when

Just a friendly reminder that Lian is the most perfect wife in the realm

>Low cuteness
>8 at best housewife skills
still, a pretty good score tho

when next champ is released

>cuteness
What are you? A child?

what'd he mean by this

no, you just said Lian is "perfect"
that chart shows clearly she isn't

She's beautiful, not cute. My wife is the most beautiful woman in the world.

She doesn't need to rely on cuteness when she's surpassed it with her beauty and as for house wife skills she's probably have had servants take care of such menial tasks all her life its quite impressive she even has such a knack for cleaning

Fuck off pervs. She's mine.

cuteness is the most important trait in a girl.

Black hair Lian > white hair Lian >> Goddess Lian

grover buff when

Pedo pls go and stay go

no

No, /palg/ only want you as a sniper

This makes me unironically want Hi-Rez to make a Paladins battle royale game-type. One where you play as Viktor reskins on a big ass map and pick up other characters' weapons and then gain their movesets or something.

Switch housewife and cute scores and you got it.

Just to clarify that wasnt me

apologies user but she's already with me, there are many other lovely women in the realm I'm sure you'll find one that is right for you

Makes sense.

What about Seris or Inara?

>bedroom skill is high because she used to sell her body for breads
Make sense

Wow, what a slut.

I can't believe they nerfed willo, she literally cant do anything to flanks so the answer must be to nerf her mobility bravo martini

So Powerful.

lian is so fucking boring I don't know how anyone uses her

Inara looks like she's gonna be your waifu.

Yikes,Now what about Ying?

Double yikes.

>loyalty not at lowest
>bedroom skill not at highest

ok, you win user
Lian > other females (so far

Kind of surprised with this one.

>Loyalty is the lowest
How accurate

Do Toria

Uh, Lian user, you might want to have your waifu give up her crown. Yikes.

Pure bullshit

>willow

Is Ash useless?

Apologies, you are correct, I have absolutely made an ass of myself. This is more correct and in line with expectations.

Who?

behold

Yes

Dont worry user
paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/a/a5/Princess_VGS_Other_G_O.ogg
But that wilow lady seems like quite the dame, still she would not be able to take lian's place

This website is a fraud, she is perfect.

S L U T

M A K E S S E N S E

It's just a meme bro...

pretty gud.

>use lex's in pursuit
>it shoots two shots on the nearest target
>last 4 shots suddenly switch and hit someone a mile away, nowhere near me
>they both turn around and kill me

>not using it to finish off low health while standing still to mock them only

Tried her and got lots of kills and "best frontline." Seems she is for frontline.

>buff support
>gain more player
Hope hirez learn from this

Anyone here playing Paladins Strike? How'd you get it? Using an APK?

You have to be an aussie, sorry

What happened to damba?

You wouldn't say that about Jenos.