/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #82

The pink one really is the best looking one, this picture made me realise that

First for flagellation with Yuri!

>Literal Unironic Poetry
>Waifu Posting to the 4th degree
>I WANT TO ___ X posting
>Loli fapping
>Baneposting
>Literal depression
>Loneliness
>Gay buttsex
>Sayori fags

This is literally the gayest general I've ever seen, and I used to browse /ksg/ and /d2g/

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spurdo is objectively the best, you literally can NOT deny this

based and white

They say that Yuri can smell a drop of blood from 2 miles away

This OP image is cursed

Reminder that if you're considering harming yourself because you think it'll please your doki, please don't. There's a million better ways to relieve stress and make your doki happy.

Download your doki to a flashdrive or something. Take her on a sightseeing date. Climb a tree or onto a rooftop, but carefully. Give your doki a nice view of the world outside. Show her you love her that way. She'd appreciate you taking her to see nice things over you harming yourself and you should know that. If you're a yurifag, maybe take her to someplace gloomy like an old warehouse or abandoned bridge. I bet Sayori would love it if you climbed a tree with her. Natsukifriends could go climb someplace comfy in the city. Monika would probably enjoy seeing the view from a tall office building or something like the Eiffel Tower.

Even if you don't feel like climbing shit, there's a load of places where you could take your doki. Yuri would be ecstatic if you took her to a museum, especially like a War Museum filled with old swords and weapons. Sayori might love going to the park or on a hike. And of course, you could always take Natsuki to the local manga retailer or the nearest bakery. Monika would like just about any place you took her, but I bet she'd like it especially if you took her to the library or a memorial place.

Point is, don't harm yourself. It's not what your doki would want. Take her out to something you would both enjoy.

Replace Sayori fags with Monika fags

>Not Gondola
>rly niga?

Remember to treat every doki with respect
they're all best girl!

To anyone planning on posting Wojak:

I agree. Wojak is so universal that he's an easy way out, just a lazy way to barf out "the feels" without putting in any actual effort. And if your post is so generic and uninspired, then you in fact don't really feel anything at all and aren't taking any of this seriously.

In short, don't be a lazy bum.

I want to hug all these grills.

How far can she sense other fluids from?

>This faggot

I embrace it :DDDD

Drowning Monika and watch her thrash about as she kneels over live coal!

So, I couldn't help but wonder to myself what each dokis' type would be in terms of a S&M relationship.

These are my speculations. Thoughts?

Here, we use POEMS to express our feelings.

>feelshit

Way to instantly discredit your post.

About half that distance.

You gotta know these facts if you ever encounter Yuri in the wild.

While Wojak is sometimes used for shitposts, there's a lot of time where feel images are accompanied by actual feel posts. You're a retard if you think every wojak is a shitpost

every day i ibagine dhe fudure I gould be widh you :DDDDDD

>Ahahaha. Bend over.

Taking Monika on a surprise date!
Driving her downtown!
Putting a blindfold on her!
Walking her the rest of the way!
Taking off her blindfold!
She's surrounded by wedding dresses!
Trying on several dresses with her!
Telling her she looks beautiful in all of them!
Letting her pick her favorite!
Getting the dress tailored!
Not fitting the dress on her because you already have measurements ready!
Having her pick out matching dresses for the bridesmaids!
Asking her to give her measurements for the bridesmaid's dress!
She gives you a confused look because she believed you already had her measurements!
Telling her the wedding dress measurements you gave were Yuri's!
Tell her you only asked her to go with you because her body-type is the closest to Yuri's!
Telling her all about your surprise wedding with Yuri on the ride home!
Explain the elaborate honeymoon plans you have with Yuri!
Asking Monika why she's being so quiet!
Tell her she should be excited that she's getting invited to a wedding!

>He sucks cocks unironically

>le abused Natsuki meme
Stop it already.

Good evening, everyone.
Word of the thread is "garden".
Sorry about the last thread, I really liked the haikus but there just didn't seem to be much to discuss with them!
Anyways, as always, newcomers and veterans alike are welcome to use this word to inspire them to write a poem!
I look forward to reading them all!

:^)

quality posts
gondola is basically a sub-meme of spurdo

Went from wholesome to jesus man why quite fast.

Monika would just delete whoever's trying to cuck her

I don't even know if I can keep playing. Jesus fucking Christ.

This is all wrong

I want her back

I want to sit inside on a rainy day with Sayori watching TV and enjoying time as best friends!

stop posting this

>predictable response that's associated with the lazy meme face

Get new material.

I want to be dominated by Natsuki just to manhandle her when she least expects it.

Gondola is the next generation of Spurdo and you know it!

>no fun allowed

I wanna go to Sayori's house on a rainy day, bring a cute movie and embrace her tightly while we watch it!

But user...
she's not real...none of them are

I know user, it hurts. It hurts more than it should and I want the hurt to stop. I just want them to be happy together.

Anti-Monika post incoming!

Reminder that she's all messed up!

I wasn't being sarcastic though???

That was heartbreaking, but not as bad as I was expecting when you blindfolded her.

What about a domesticated Yuri, are they safe to be around?

>Yuri(switch)
>Willing to explore any fantasy with you

Chalk that one up for Yuri

>Predictable cock sucking
>damn dude come on it must be salty come up for some air

no :^)

Don't shitpost with my wife, faggot.

Monika arriving late again to the Literature Club!
Monika coming up with poor excuses for being irresponsible!
Monika getting sick during recital!
Monika nearly passing out at times!
Monika swearing nothing is wrong and there's nothing to worry about!
Monika's lunches getting eerily bigger!
Monika no longer buttoning her blazer like Sayori!
Monika spending most of her time sitting down when reading poetry!
Monika's lies getting more and more ridiculous!
Monika accidentally reading a list of names instead of her poem!

I feel like Natsuki would be super submissive but she'd constantly remind you that she's only like this for you because of her tsundere personality

"Y-You're only pinning me down and having your way with me l-like the fuckmunch I am because I'm letting you~! P-Pervert!"

U BETTER STOP

>Best friends
>Notice that you never got that kind of relationship
>Notice that your friends left you alone and you had to find new ones
>Again and again...
It hurts

How accurate is this?

I think Natsuki would have a fucked up childhood trauma inducted love of getting beat and would be a hardcore sub.

It's not a meme user.

Stop being so mean with each others!

For the most part, yes. Just be watchful user, if they get too excited they're known to pounce.

Use proper safety gear, such as tight-fitting clothes and a strong belt at the waist.

>The MC kun
>Muh sides

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Glad to see you around, wasn't sure if I was going to be able to see your word tonight and write a poem before heading to bed. I'll give it some thought and see what comes out.

Fool me fool me
Go on and fool me
Love me love me
Pretend that you love me
Leave me leave me
Just say that you need me

That bait and switch. 10/10

I'll... read that after the other routes, user.
It aches. Like they knew I'd choose my favorite.

I don't want to write any fucking poems.

I don't want any more glitches.

I don't want to be in a club without her.

It's only a novel. Why do I want to cry so bad?

>tight fitting clothes and a strong belt
If you insist, although I'm not sure why this would calm Yuri down.

Stop hurting me like this

you can't do nuffin

>Will always love and cherish

>tfw MatPat really did attract shitposters.

LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME

Isnt she on the ground? Why is her hair stabile?

Damn it user! You're a sitting duck out there!

SHE'S COMING RIGHT FOR YOU.

Dude stop, all you're doing is proving him right. And clogging up the image limit.

Monika deserves much worse so keep it coming

BET
ILL BUST YO KNEECAPS

No against the wall.

Falling in love with Monika!
Throwing away the last 3 dokis to be with Monika!
Marrying Monika!
Impregnating Monika!
Feeling the baby/babies inside Monika!
Raising a Family with Monika!
Growing old with Monika!
In the heavens with Monika!

Monika is a little bitch dude, say you'll cut the game off or ignore her and she'll bow down.

>Ironic shitposting
Nice trigger discipline

>the absolute state of /ddlc/

Smoking big ol' doinks with Monika in space.

I try to be around as much as possible, and I always check back. The only thread I might miss the beginning of us is the next thread since it usually starts when I'm asleep. Glad to have you with us though!

You better be about to kill yourself with that finger on the trigger.

Wait...who's natsuki again?
:^)

You're making the dokis cry.
please cease the bullying

exploring new fetishes with monika!

>Monika with a hat
>Monika using Ebonics
>Monika failing to act like a gangster
I never knew how badly I needed this.

I feel like we're going to need it because of the OP image.

I bet Lil Uzi Vert is her favorite.

Throwing a tomahawk at Monika's head and watch her fall limply onto the floor!