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>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g

>Discord
discord.gg/Dst3G2U

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Are you on the ball?

Reminder that if you've ever said "salt" unironically you belong on reddit.

#NeverForget
I should check out Landfall again sometime.
See if I can find our old friend

bake a cake faggot

I WANT TO BE VIRTUAL DRUNK

>tfw 104/108
>tfw need defenses on mossrock, lazarus, goldrush and harvest but no one wants to get on the fucking point

can you not trade without the steam guard?

probably not

tl;dr

ayo google what happened in texas

ah shit this aint google

fuccboy is salty

>Finally get in a game of midevil for my alt game mode mission
>Someone on the enemy team is using aimbot and crit hacks
>His team refuses to kick him
>I can't leave because this is the only valve server I can do this contract on

>aimbot
>with huntsman and melee weapons
shit really makes me go hmmm, mayb just stop being bad and/or queue during real hours and not real nigga hours

Aimbots and crit hacks in midevil mode are fucking atrocious dude. Sucks any enjoyment out of the game.

just report the cheater and go get some other stars

You don't understand.

I'm done with my other contracts.

You've 3-starred every single other contract besides for medieval mode. Okay, my bad then.

youtube.com/watch?v=CX_0Klx83bE

there are projectile aimbots my man

im a dumbfuck who posts in dead threads

How terrifying

dragon fury pyros are so fucking easy to take down

nice UT map tf2 babs

steamcommunity.com/id/StardriftingOtter
still plays, updated his profile though

Why is Miss Pauling an ant?

My n𝕒me is Ser𝕒phin Horizon.
I'm one of the best Europe𝕒n TF𝟚 pl𝕒yers
who does not pl𝕒y competitively.

He is such a fuckboy

>he has a dragon fury of everything
literally why

So why doesn't Casual have autoscramble? I don't know why but I played three straight Turbine games that were so one-sided that they actually finished.

Because pubstars complain when they can't be on the same team as their medic gf

>that guy idstary commissioned
holy fucking shit dude furaffinity.net/view/25029805/

fuck off vibri, you're the only one with a furfag account

...

...

Its not me, I'm busy meeting my old friend, Fuccboi

>my medic who has been out of the competitive scene for years
>implying you need an active comp medic to survive juan.gonzalez's 5 damage pellets
some people man, some people
don't get me started on his imdb lists

>plays competitively
>DON'T PLAY CASUL IS UNFAIR

This better be ironic.

>being nice gets you nothing but fake smiles and abuse

>furry
>comp tf2
take a guess

Welp, I guess thats the last I'm seeing of Seraphin

should've encouraged him to blow his head off with a 12 gauge lmao

Never seen this before

>kinda constantly thinking about suicide
hit him where he's weak, push him over the edge

>tfw quad direct him in a pub and hit him with a 'bye' in chat
>he then demands an mge for my comment

lol

>acts like a faggot
>is also a faggot
wow who would've thought

hey guys, uncle benis here

sentry goin up

didididididididididididdiii

Justifications to be a raging faggot
>"being nice gets you with nothing but fake smiles"
>"in game persona"
>"Got dumped by my ex in April after he used me for half a yearf"
>"Kinda constantly thinking about suicide"

This sperg tend to visit landfall a lot, I also met him there

He ONLY plays Landfall

Seriously though has anyone else seen this before? I didn't know Valve sometimes outright wiped profiles with VAC bans

ask him why he changed profiles, his old one was /id/TheSpaceStoat and it's private for some reason

Too late, blocked

Why is our entire general based on this furry faggot now

Because its dead

Atleast it's better then reddit and /pol/ arguing about communism

>This user has been Permanently and
You've been rused.

Vibri is just as bad as the other fag, furries need to hang

I mean, stuff by Valve isn't always polished

It's obv fake, that horsefucker that cheated for like 3 years didn't get that on his profile

Vibri is the only good furry

nice

>is a weapon better than it's stock counterpart?

>yes
it needs to be nerfed

>no
it's balanced

That's how it should be in order to be balanced. Not better, but also not worse. Should be a sidegrade.

fuckk i want nullcore so bad

Dragon Slayer is a fine skin, but it's literally only worth putting on the Dragon's Fury because it's the only fucking skin.

Hey I have a nametag and a Clover Camo war paint.

What weapon should I call "The Irish Blessing"?

tf2r.com/kbzjx17.html

>all the good skins are for minigun
>tomislav is infinitely better

something gay like the ullapool caber so you can rp as ira

>pub medics yelling why u target me fakking noob

>that one weapon that everyone thinks is balanced but you think is kinda op
what's her name, /tf2g/?

dragon's fury

>that one weapon that everyone thinks is bad, but you think it's pretty good
shortstop

That weapon is only good with the crit-a-cola, since it has a tighter spread and mini crits don't have damage falloff, so I don't see why you like it

Elaborate, nigger

Go back.

i just prefer how it feels

strawpoll.me/14339872

>shortstops inspect still has the floating shells

This is the ideal version of TF2. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>the gas passer is balanced

Gas passer is trash, but it's pretty good in MvM

i want pyro to be op in MvM again

MvM is easy as it is

>tfw can't use pistol as scout

Do you mean pretty boy's or stock?

Stock or winger is what I use, but most of the time I can't hit shit despite having no trouble as engineer

Practice tracking with the ramp on walkway

remember when the stats to the PBPP were released months before the update and everybody said "yeah that's basically a direct upgrade" but the go-to counter "argument" by retards was "lol but you can't hit every pistol shot so it's ok" (not true, by the way)

hey buddy guess what- it got released with those exact stats, it's a direct upgrade, and it's even easier to hit with because of the faster firing speed
imagine actually balancing around bads who can't track lmao ;)

I have like 1 year or more without playing
And the OG hud sucks
What are some good huds fellas?

ToonHud, it's highly customizable, and it's up to date

It's actually harder to hit shots with PPBP then stock

>b4nny was actually one of the ones saying that it would be balanced because you'd probably miss many of your shots
youtu.be/qAOEpb_k2Vk?t=1575

>doing CTF map contracts
>tfw I somehow manage to solo cap the intelligence as Heavy each game, and get all 3 caps before the enemy team gets even one

This is just pathetic.
Are other players retarded/shit, am I good, or is heavy just ezmode?

Heavy medic beats most defense no contest. In ctf its either really bad defense or complete turtle mode no I'm between. Typcially I end up defending by myself.

>you enter the frag zone
>that song comes on
post it

youtube.com/watch?v=6Hwnfp55YYs

What a fucking bitch

It begins

>valve actually listens to thia fraglet over the community at large
it hurts

youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8II