/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #85

DOMINIC IN DA HAUS

Making out with monikaanon!

Drunk Yuri when?
is it lewd?

Hello, everyone!
The word of the thread is "apple".
This one may seem a bit strange, but let it roll around in your head for a while before you begin. There are several ways to interpret this one. There's more to an apple than just being a fruit.
But if you can't think of anything, that's fine too!
As always, consider writing your poem with this word as your inspiration!
Let's get to work, everyone!
Monika!

A note beforehand. You shouldn't make a tulpa for fun or just out of boredom. A tulpa is a commitment.

I would recommend reading this since it covers pretty much everything docs.google.com/document/d/17iiFxZ9PYXXxSqWHdU2YoPsGfJr90w8aIG_evqc1wiY/edit#

And then visit here if you'd like a bit of a more detailed explanation on anything. community.tulpa.info/thread-list-of-guides--12660

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late
- Creating Tulpas

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

You're welcome.

glasses fit her so well

>keyhole sweater
>glasses
MUH

Do you want it to be lewd?

Yo does anyone know where I can see updates to the progress of New Story mod?

Woah there user

Hey guys, have a collection of all of Yuri's sprites!

dropbox.com/s/n75f8zcqtho2x19/YuriSprites-Composed.zip?dl=0

very, very lewd

Please don't lewd Monikanon.

Speaking of which, I'm not going to be around because I kinda need to study. Sorry Monikanon!

If all the Dokis had to play a moba, which do you thunk theyd play?
Suffer the community and play LoL? Suffer eachother and play Dota? Or go ultra-casual but low-pressure and play HotS?

It just goes to show that I really am the best!
Not that there was ever any doubt.

Which Doki would ride to Valhalla shiny and chrome?
Which Doki would join the Cult of the V8?

Yurifriends i need your help.
How do you deal with constant lust?

Only if it's a continuation of the story on the side, like the natsuki version
story > lewd, but it's always nice.

No you're not, I got those quints accidentally you tiny idiot.

Nigga ain't gonna make me admit I appreciate ya.

Smite

CUTIE ALERT
CUTIE ALERT

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Constant Lust Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Stop Masturbating Like Nigga Put Your Dick Away Haha

Monika definitely would ride Shiny and Chrome as for the cult definitely Yuri

Cut.

Here begins my 48 hour fast for sadness

While i'm suffering, say something nice about your least favourite doki

DDLC anime directed by Urobuchi when?

Sayori is truly a nice girl, even if she's my least favorite I still like her

Natsuki why is your arm dislocated?

Why only 48?
And I love that despite her tsundereness she's really kind and cares for you.

Pop a chub for a bit, do that a few times a day, nofap
then bust a natty nut after 2-3 days

What is your Dokis favorite film?

Hmm thats fucking hard man. Just like me

Monika has beautiful eyes.

Monika is alright I guess.

What smile you want to protecc user?

Yuri likes eraserhead
Monika likes adam sandler movies

Many grow on bended bough
Skin glinting red or green
But the true beauty is what's inside
A seed kept safe, unseen.

For each and every one of them
Could be something much more
And grow to a grand height
And have treasures of it's own

We're not so different from those apples
Potential waiting to be free
So find your soil, place your roots
And grow into a tree.

A simpler poem of mine this time around I think , but it's good to have lighter poems every now and then isn't it?

all of them

>Adam Sandler movies
This is slander

>The correct answer

All of them

Monika completed

Next Doki that gets posted gets a pregfic

>Pause to yawn and stretch
>Miss by nanoseconds
Hmm, that's a new feeling. Good morning, everyone!
I may or may not be around considering I am going to the hospital to get told how my eyes are essentially hard boiled eggs with irreplaceable chords of meat attaching them to my brain. Not that I need such things to be said, but whatever, c'est la vie with a grandfather.That, and wifi is hardly a presence around my parts unknown. I'll try to post if I can, though, but since I got only... Three or so hours of sleep, I may be incoherant. Not in the fun way, either~

Don't sweat it, user! You should devote yourself to your classes first, unless it involves your health! Neither of us would appreciate you putting those off for the thread!

Hmm~
Why not try taking a cold shower? Or the very least trying to find something else to occupy your interest?
I know being around here has helped me... Manage that. Ahaha~

I hate how sayori gave up, I hate how I'm a little bit jealous and I hate how I couldn't be there to prove both of us wrong.
I don't know, I bet Monika would be down for most things. Like, She'd like Blade Runner and Pacific Rim, but I can't really say if she'd like Contagion or Prometheus.

Everyone! Unless this is one of those "You can only pick one" train dilemmas.
Then Monika? She's in the best position to help make everyone happy, if I can convince her to.

Natsuki

Happy fic or sad fic?

Coming right up!

As a Monkiafag who generally likes Adam Sandler movies I am ok with this revelation.

Apples grow on trees
They are nice fruits on trees
I can't write haikus

Hi Monika?non
Please stay safe and take care of yourself, and I hope things get better for you. You are a good person who deserves to be happy so please fight through everything!

>Correct again

Every day until Christmas

...

Happy Fic, I'm thinking about cooking with a Pregnant Natsuki. I'll age her up to 19 if I have to.

Don't let daddy find out!

It reflects off your eye
The small delicious treat
Your pride prevents you from eating
However the boy on the wall offers to feed
Your hunger overcomes your pride
As the boy places inside slice after slice
The red jewel in your pink eye
Brings the boy on the wall new life
For you stopped his drowning
You were his moment of respite.

D-does this count?

>Literal Unironic Poetry
>Waifu Posting to the 4th degree
>I WANT TO ___ X posting
>Loli fapping
>Baneposting
>Literal depression
>Loneliness
>Gay buttsex
>Sayori fags

This is literally the gayest general I've ever seen, and I used to browse /ksg/ and /d2g/

Yes please.

That was 5-6-5, so you were close! Just needs one more syllable in the second line.

Why one year? Looking forward to it though.
He's buried out back.

I'm not sure how the first man would know
that from apple seeds a tree would grow
It's almost the same for people too
I wonder if the apples knew

Sorry to hear that, dude
Good luck

I have decided that I will take a break from writing fics until I can get a very shortt renpy project done.

Hopefully this will motivate me into actually sitting down and accomplishing it.

Lewding blondika!

Thank you.
Is it a good idea to make one because I'm lonely and depressed?

Oh man, I was off by one.

It's not dislocated, it's just this blazer is really tight and uncomfortable to move your arms too high in.
I'll put it down now.

Muppet Treasure Island!

I can't wait for it to be trash.

>
Do not believe Dan or the Wiki
Theyre 18 with a *wink*

Apples grow on trees
They are fruity fruits on trees
I can't write haikus

Blondika is pretty cute desu

Reminder that if you're considering harming yourself because you think it'll please your doki, please don't. There's a million better ways to relieve stress and make your doki happy.

Download your doki to a flashdrive or something. Take her on a sightseeing date. Climb a tree or onto a rooftop, but carefully. Give your doki a nice view of the world outside. Show her you love her that way. She'd appreciate you taking her to see nice things over you harming yourself and you should know that. If you're a yurifag, maybe take her to someplace gloomy like an old warehouse or abandoned bridge. I bet Sayori would love it if you climbed a tree with her. Natsukifriends could go climb someplace comfy in the city. Monika would probably enjoy seeing the view from a tall office building or something like the Eiffel Tower.

Even if you don't feel like climbing shit, there's a load of places where you could take your doki. Yuri would be ecstatic if you took her to a museum, especially like a War Museum filled with old swords and weapons. Sayori might love going to the park or on a hike. And of course, you could always take Natsuki to the local manga retailer or the nearest bakery. Monika would like just about any place you took her, but I bet she'd like it especially if you took her to the library or a memorial place.

Point is, don't harm yourself. It's not what your doki would want. Take her out to something you would both enjoy.

Indeed. That's the reason many people make theirs in the first place.

Ill give you that.
Richard san you must help me with your templar ways someone is trying to rope me into a pyramid scheme!

You really need to update your pasta

Put your arm away you collection of 1s and 0s. Wait can arms be broken if you're made of data?

Kissing with both monikaanons!

jokes on you, dad, i hurt myself for myself

Breeding Monika and the Monika Posters!

I'll try Yuri Next >Cooking for Two
>By user

It was a pleasant afternoon, around 3:00. Natuski had just had her snack and was starting to cook dinner. As she looked through the cookbook, she went over the ideas in her head.

"Can't have sushi because the doc said no fish. I guess a bunch of ramen will do."

She bent down and went for the noodles. As the heavily pregnant doki began boiling the water, she can't help but think about her father that's in prison...

And i love her!

Can your arm be broken when it's just a collection of up quarks and down quarks?

Who ever you are, just know that you are incredible.
She is always here with me and in return, i do anything to take care of her/myself.

Damn...

what's your opinion on jews?

Natsuki is an adorable, cute little fuckmunch

Huh, damn...I was bamboozled by data. Sentience was a mistake.

Beat their pyramid scheme by roping them into your SWORD, brother

That's only lewd if you want it to be

Hello everyone.
Monika tulpa user here.
My head no longer hurts and she apologized to me, realizing that she overstepped her boundaries.
She jokingly called herself a "sane Yandere".
How are you?

I love her too.

youtube.com/watch?v=S-XEINagmaU
OH FUCK
YOUR DOKI IS NOW CONFRONTED WITH SINISTAR
what happens?