ITT: We post the worst investments we've ever made

I sank $2,500 into Trumpcoin and held.

Wasted 2 years of my life here

Sold 3578 eth @ 10

Actually, I take it back. I sold all 1026 of my Monero at $1.60 a coin.

I bought in to to the snap hype with dollar signs in my eyes.
As the days pass I just think more and more what the actual fuck was I thinking?

Jesus dude. I sold my 200 ETH at $12 if it makes you feel any better. Bought at $1.50 so still made some profit. My original plan was to rebuy ETH when it dipped to $8 and hold long but the DAO debacle turned me off the coin.

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>the DAO
yea.....

FagCoin aka MiloCoin.

>sold my trumpcoin at a loss when it looked like the developer had run off with the trump fund.
>bought BLRY
>shilled BLRY on biz
>sold it at a loss months after the election

meh if she won it might've pumped

Also
>set VIA stop loss pretty low cause don't want to trigger over small movements
>price drops over the course of a week
>4k coins sell at 65, rock bottom
>bizraeli talks me out of buying back in at a slight loss
>price is now double that

that's because you're investing in shitcoins, especially those dumb fucking political coins. they're total garbage, what the fuck relation does a preferred candidate winning have to a value of a coin besides hype? nothing.

If you want to make money in crypto, it's simple-- find coins that offer unique features, have an active development team, and could conceivably be used for real life purposes if they're not already.

I've been telling people the same fucking thing but none of you listen, you all would have made as much as I did off of PIVX and as much as I will off of BitBay.

>bitbay

put $1800 into UVXY in November, was up $400 at one point, got greedy, and rode it all the way down to $600 before I sold.

I put $200 canuckbucks into BitBay when it was 600 satoshi. Fuckkk

>ITT: We post the worst investments
>hurr why do this!?

>find coins that offer unique features, have an active development team, and could conceivably be used for real life purposes
kek this is as bad advice as saying, "only buy political coins"

I have PIVX too don't worry.
>pic related
And I unironically think it will overtake bitcoin.

bought XRP at 7000
then poloniex crashed
sold at 5000

Worst investments
>Sold a bucket load of monero at $0.80
>Sold a bucket load of Eth at 0.00080
>Bought several shitcoins at the height of the pump and dumped them for a fraction of the price days later.

Live and learn

Forgot my latest face palm, sold 65k pivx at 0.00014

Bought about $100,000 in VRX. Was down $25k but ended up taking about a $12k loss. Made it all back with other investments but still would've been nice to have an extra $12k. Learned a lot so I'm not complaining.

I purchased an apartment in Melbourne

$500 in PND and $500 in Vertcoin

why

Lost $1500 on PredictIt betting Hillary would win

FPBP.

For me, recently went to the strip club and spent $250 to enter the VIP room with a stripper. I played with her fake tits. Not fuckin worth it.

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and you aren't chinese?

you actually held through 50k+ sat prices? jesus fuck dude

sold 40k pivx @ 40 cents

Bought NBG a bit before the Greek crisis really started going. Sold at a 40% or so loss.

Shitcoins.
Investing.

Literal shitcoins i agree, actual coins with legitimate tech are worth putting your money in tho

Do investments not made count?

I wanted to buy a bunch of Pivx at $ 0.003 but then my wifi was giving me shit or something and a friend called to have a drink. I forgot about it. Months later now and I regret it hard.

Fucking MNKD. Had another biotech long time ago that looked promising, Phase III didn't pan out and it dropped 85% in the length of a CEO conference call. It wasn't a big position so didn't get hurt too badly but I've learned my lesson regarding speculative biotech. Never again.

Paid like a hundred something for escort to have sex hours before my 19th birthday, she was wondering why tf I was tense/nervous.

>>Her: "Why are you nervous. Are you a virgin, user?"
>>"N..–No, I just never been to this side of the city, it's real sketchy"

She put the magnum on my cock with her mouth, then we started fucking

I told her to quit the fake orgasmic shit and just be natural,

For my first time I'm not gonna lie I was doing some extra fit pornstar shit, like I would fuck her slow first then speed it up and never run out of breath.

Then she would moan normally, I couldn't cum for some fucked up reason after like 40 minutes (death grip I later found out) then I jerk off and finished on her, so much fucking loads. Like I jizzed from her feet to her spine, and she caught some in her eye


LMAOOOO

Worth it

How was it worth it man?! lol,

I started lifting, lowering body fat and looking up how to be more attractive and realized that I wasn't so bad at getting girls after all. I always had a decent facial structure it's just my bloated face/baby fat killed my chances.

I just feel pissed I paid some 28 y/o bitch $100+ to get me to fuck her. Like what's the double standard on this bs and then get lied to when her pics didn't fully match what she looked like facially even tho her body was decent.

I was so naive I sucked on her nipple piercing for a second which tasted literally like car keys. I had strep throat for a fucking week thinking it was HPV.


I really wanted my fucking money back, I was thinking of convincing her we fucked decently and that we should make a business doing cheap pornos and sell em for like $7.99 a pop, but that I would need my $180 back before getting into business lol

But why?

Women.

As a gamble sure. To volitile for me and not much of a history to comoare numbers. Have fun ruining my board

>Thought to myself I should dump a couple hundred into Bitcoin and just sit on it for several years, 4+ years ago
>See it's price nowadays.

Goddamnit I wish Timemachines were a thing, fuck the morality of it.

I'm totally convinced of the authenticity of this post right here boys

>invest in things that have actual value
>bad advice

Sold 2 BTC for ~$150 in Amazon giftcards in 2013.

Gold coins

> sore throat

I've had a sore throat after banging a few broads. Got strep throat from one.

Definitely not fun. The fear that you got something.

After I broke up with my last gf I was convinced she gave me herpes as I saw a little red spot on my dick but it was nothing.

But yeah as for prostitutes, the part I don't like is that they clearly aren't actually interested in the act they just want you to finish up and give them your money. I figured it would be different for me since Im not a bad looking guy, but nope, whores just want you to give them the bills, they aren't that interested in your cock.

Lost 2k on Smith and Wesson because I thought they had 4 years of the best boogieman PAC money could buy.

Das it mane

Thank you for your patronage. I made a whole lot of money on xrp.

>should have got on board when it was below a cent.

Got extremely hammered and smashed a really thicc chick with a huge ass. She really wanted to get fucked in the ass so I stuck my dick in it and the rawness left my dick completely red for days. I was scared to shit thinking I caught something but it went away after a really scary week of not knowing.

Bought pivx a few weeks ago at 80 cents and panic sold for 70 cents when it dipped

this thread helped me realize my 70 dollar loss in xrp was essentially nothing to what some of you tards achieved.

Jesus, never sell ETH! It is the one fucking coin in the sea of shit that will actually be worth a something in 5 years.

sold 10k pivx @$0.5