/ink/ - Splatoon General

My gampad charger is kaput, I can't even upload smash replays

It's the same guys, too

hivemind!

Those tentacles sure are though

Hivemind

Picked up a grape-a-rita since I'm broke and feeling extra purple. Did everyone get to bully some salmon?

Sex with Sheldon!

the argument of the ages...

What argument is there? Marie won the splatfest, she is objectively better.

Why did this artist disappear?

Alright.

Ass is better than Tits though
also Callie would win in the new scoring system

not for touch

what if your woomie just kidding, fuck that guy and his dumb posts

I mean, doesn't matter which way you look at it.
Tits are WAY better than ass

what if your woomy printed out his posts and fucked it

What was the old scoring system?
Never played splat1

That you, Ghost? Don't sweat it, I'm not the only one here with over 1000 hours of Splat 1 played.

Sheldon is a good boy.

Inkling babies, they make our dreams come true!

Why do I play so horribly whenever I play with ink

what if your yebby was really hungry and begged for food water and atmosphere

Tell him to get off /ink/

I'd close the lid on his box again.

Cute af really wish my woomy caught on

>kier is online

who's your woomy?

>Old Haunt won’t ever come back.
>It’s thanks to Thermal Ink.
>It’s thanks to Cold Blooded turning into a common ability.

FUCK. OFFFFFFFF.

Ass is truly beautiful, and a good ass exists til old age. It's plump, lovable, carnal, soft, and women love a dominant man who squeezes their ass.
Women don't even like their tits, a compliment on a woman's tits lead nowhere. A women always likes a man who can play with her ass.

Ass is a delicate thing. Boobs can be round, and boom, likable. You can't like like an ass for being round, it looks fake and baboonish. An ass requires the right amount of tush, and fat to muscle ratio, an ass can be viewed at any angle of the body, the shape of an ass is determined by the women's thighs, and her leg shape, like a path towards her vagina. An ass begins to act like a foundation of a woman's beauty, her hips, stomach, vagina front, calves extend from the pelvis region. Truly the beauty of a womans body in your hands all depends on those plumb beauties she tucks in her pants.

i want to squish them all together in a big painful blob

DYNAMO PLZ

it's like every time i read an /ink/ post i get dumber

Have you read this one yet?

SWITCH FROM BAD WEAPONS IF IT'S THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

Don't worry it's ok I was joking. I probably will go to sleep soon though because it's two am here

did you like my dance moves kagey?

the only reason you won is because he gave up.You could see once he was cornered, he started running away.

guys a complete pussy,

i can't seem to make sense of a high-iq post in here so i just hid it.

How the mighty has fallen

I'm pretty tired too. Maybe I should go to sleep early and see if I feel like practicing drawing squids.

Smug woomy 2.0 . I gave up after my SD card crapped out and I lost all my pics

That was a lucky kill s

Ok goodnight anons, I'm going to dream of being good at squid games.

chemically combine woomies
create a new woomy

Goodnight. I'll dream of Bob Ross drawing happy little squids.

What /ink/ woomies would you combine? What would they look like?

I'm glad the Dynamo is shit now, I fucking hated having to deal with it spamming a constant tidal wave of instakilling ink at all times.

green and schoolgirl because i'm pretty sure they're the same woomy

If you combined slut and schoolgirl, would the amount of them wanting dick be doubled or squared?

now i cant shoot far?

Choose a better weapon, Ramirez

I like schoolgirl's looks but not slut's. So muh dick

they're different people but yeah i get what you mean

Fuck off dot

That's dot not me.

Ended up going back into battles anyway because I wanted to grab a screenshot of senpai squid and need a better ink colours for his personality.

>tfw can't aim for shit
no bully

I can't keep up with you avatarfags

i need to challenge myself

>"I need to challenge myself"
>plays Turf
Though I guess it's a good thing you aren't dragging down someone who's actually trying, don't act like you're improving when you're playing the literal kid mode.

why is /ink/ so mean?

Why are you so shit?

Ok I got a photo of bunny woomy and her senpai but the problem with the boater is it makes her look too tall and she's meant to be small but what can you do... Besides his hair and glasses aren't even right. I'm too autistic I'm going to sleep.

>went to gamestop
>tried to chat up the qt cashier about games
>talk about how S2 singleplayer is way easier than S1
>"well... it is a kid's game. get something like bloodborne"

nobody will go to the prom with them

What's going on here?
Untrue, one of them is green

Just do what I do, spam the same few screenshots until they start to at least remember ya.
Clearly they don't need to love you, just look at Hoodrat.

Are yebbies finally involved?

I guess you could say shots fired

no sweets?
no tennis?

Sweets can be involved when I find a good way for 4 girls to fuck at the same time
Tennis went to Europe on a scholarship, Green needs to let loose so her buddies are helping her out
Perhaps

i think the sluts are a bad influence on you but that's just me

Still no nudist inklings...

Sweets is very pure compared to Green, Slut and Schoolgirl, in /ink/ canon, she's only fucked Green because they trust each other. She technically hasn't even been deflowered yet, actually.

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Are you remembering to archive the Splatoon miiverse?

I hate you

post cute woomys, and i will do an mspaint doodle of the ones i like, today i might only do 1 or 2
i sometimes experiment so dont expect too much

what if your woomy couldn't get into any of the underground inkopolis cannibal parties so she broke into the nearby mausoleum and cracked open all the preserved bottles of dead woomy ink and drank and drank and was still opening them and drinking them when under police arrived

This is nudist woomy, she likes walks through inkopolis, sitting on public benches, and brisk breezy days

People consistently complaining about issues that are easy to fix instead of learning to improve or just dropping the issue deserve the hard truth.

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Here you go.

i like this one since she's new-ish

Cute sandals showing off bits of her cute feet!

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stop

No. I can't compliment a cute woomy?

At this point, I truly do not know when people refer to woomies as girlsquids, or woomies as squids in general. Really is a mystery at times. I will still post my squid, but if I do not get drawn, that is completely fine with me.

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Yeah but nobody likes you