/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #86

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Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

And if you're this user, you better come back right this moment and talk to us before you regret it.

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Shut up bitch.

Won't you help her, user?

I'm begging you to reconsider man. We're all here for you
Reminder that if you're considering harming yourself because you think it'll please your doki, please don't. There's a million better ways to relieve stress and make your doki happy.

Download your doki to a flashdrive or something. Take her on a sightseeing date. Climb a tree or onto a rooftop, but carefully. Give your doki a nice view of the world outside. Show her you love her that way. She'd appreciate you taking her to see nice things over you harming yourself and you should know that. If you're a yurifag, maybe take her to someplace gloomy like an old warehouse or abandoned bridge. I bet Sayori would love it if you climbed a tree with her. Natsukifriends could go climb someplace comfy in the city. Monika would probably enjoy seeing the view from a tall office building or something like the Eiffel Tower.

Even if you don't feel like climbing shit, there's a load of places where you could take your doki. Yuri would be ecstatic if you took her to a museum, especially like a War Museum filled with old swords and weapons. Sayori might love going to the park or on a hike. And of course, you could always take Natsuki to the local manga retailer or the nearest bakery. Monika would like just about any place you took her, but I bet she'd like it especially if you took her to the library or a memorial place.

Point is, don't harm yourself. It's not what your doki would want. Take her out to something you would both enjoy.

...

My dream is to kidnap an user and make him dress like yuri for my own pleasure

Remember, if you ever need to talk to someone we're all willing to listen. Please don't do anything you can't take back.
That being said, anything anyone want to get off their chest? Anything you need to tell someone?

Ten bucks says thread starts bumping on image limit before #100

I hope you guys don't mind if I repost this in the new thread.

Restless nights, staring upon the ceiling
No matter where, I can't escape this feeling
That I'm a failure, a worthless being
The accumulation of my faults, is all I'm seeing

So why, I would always wonder
Why did you care?
Was it pity, spite, or a dare?
I open my mind for explanation
But all you do is defy expectation
So why, I would always wonder
Why did I care?

It was your fault, I felt it
You were why, I couldn't quit
So I kept trying to improve myself
A mental cleaning, like wiping a shelf.

But as I did so, you went further
You took me when I was at wit's end
You introduced me to your friend
A new purpose, was within my sight
But even still, you were my light
But as I did so, you went further
You took me when you were at wit's end

So here I lie, another night
Trying to escape, not wanting to fight
But all I see is you, Sayori
And all I ask, is why you left me

Dedicated to Sayori.

Has anyone actually done that yet? I have a hundred copies of Monika on my PC, but I haven't transferred her to my phone yet.

What the hell

he has no face
he has no grace
this meme is
fucking dead

A weekend of sex with Yuri!

You know this is how I picture what happen if you get a chance to meet God
In an unknown room floating in space with ominous feeling, looking at each other in the eye as you ask God all your question...It just so fitting

Sitting on the couch watching TV and eating snacks with Sayori!
Noticing Sayori is not really looking at the TV!
Deciding to get her attention and miming the action of throwing the grape in your hand!
Sayori opening her mouth!
Laughing as the grape bounces off her nose!
Sayori calling you a meanie through her extremely forced frown!
Getting closer and feeding her one only to follow it up with a kiss!
Sayori!!

a life of sex with yuri on a rundown apartment! making yuri a camwhore!

You both need to stop
Someone just said some concerning shit and you two just sit here and shitpost? What's wrong with you?

I won't be participating this thread in poem making unfortunately since I only plan on doing one per day as to not burn out and I'll be heading to bed soon
But to answer your question I save all of my (currently few) poems since it's nice to document things.
Rather, I was thinking it might be nice to have some sort of official /ddlc/ place to save all the written poems in these threads since a lot of them are great. Not sure how that'd work on a technical standpoint though.

i have!

It's fucking Veeky Forums get over yourself...

Monika corrupting Sayori but instead of becoming depressed and suicidal she becomes a sadistic bully

I want to pound this anons boipussy.

I fucking hate Monika.

For the last time.

I'll try my hardest.

Please, don't feel bad. This isn't your fault. You've tried your hardest but I'm not changing my mind.

Yeah, I'm here. I've got the rope ready and tied, and I'm just sitting in the chair. I'll kick it once I send this last message. There isn't anything you can do anymore.

I've been reconsidering my entire life.

If any of you are in the Doki Doki Fan Club Discord, please send Enra some nice words. Tell him that it isn't his fault. Give him your condolences. Do fucking ANYTHING to make sure he doesn't join me.
Dan has even more blood on his hands now.

How was it? Did she like it? Where did you go.

>anything anyone want to get off their chest
I need to get off to Yuri's chest

>visit new thread
>post something that i was working on
>only just now noticed that there's calamity going on right now
my bad, user, didn't even check the last thread

I wanna kiss that tsundere user who has a crush on Monika user!
I bet he's cute when he's flustered!

You need to stop fucking everything up for everyone else because "lel Veeky Forums we dont give a fuck"
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE GOD DAMMIT user I'M SERIOUS

Goodbye.

woah woah i just got here man. had i known what was up i wouldnt have shitposted. golly jeez

Tell us your adventures user! Where have you brought Monika so far?

>Using up 250 images in 100 posts
>imagine this is a picture of Sayori saying "user..."

Not this again fucker

user......... I really want you to reconsider. Please, don't do it. I just want you to know that there's people who will certainly miss you and that they couldn't regret helping you before it was too late.

I suck your cock, just stop.

Remember user!

Love all Dokis. No Doki should be left unloved.

user please
there's no need to do it now
can we wait for New Story user and finally reach the happy end?

This place is not gonna be the same without you.
You're making me really sad

WHY?
TELL ME WHY.

>grace
HE

I know there's nothing I can say to stop you, but it's deeply depressing feeling, knowing that something you love might have affected somebody's decision to kill themselves.

user, I'm serious, get back here and talk to me.

user, just assuming you do go through with it regardless of what anything can change your mind ,make sure you don't make the same mistake Sayori did and make sure that it's a high enough place so it would break your neck for an instant death rather than a slow, suffocation that Sayori had to go through.
You at the very least don't want to suffer intense agony in your last moments. Nobody does.

what the fuck did I just play
what the fuck did I just play in new game plus

>Dan has even more blood on his hands now
Get over yourself

I wasn't on you for shitposting, I was on that other user for attacking you for contributing to the thread.

I guess I'll come back for the next Doki Doki thread when you're all done LARPing crisis counselors for some troll.

Which order should I love the Dokis in?

thank you for not posting the other version friendo

1. All of them!

Natsuki -> Yuri -> Sayori

Joyous moments slowly fading into memories with Monika! Convincing real human beings that their myopic perspectives are necessarily correct with Monika! Throwing away all human dignity in the face of suffering with Monika!!!

Both Monikanons are adorable and I'd like to spend time with either or both of them

TALK TO US user PLEASE

dont do this to us man

A lot of people have said they were considering it but-

Oh shit! Maybe my dumb reminders have actually helped someone after all. Tell us about your expeditions man!

yo wtf is happening guys
this is not oki doki.....all of this

No.
Fuck Monika and I hope she burns in hell.

I just read someone's last words before suicide.
I don't really know how to take this. I feel like I could have helped if I had just paid a bit more attention instead of being absentminded.
On the plus side, everyone's very supportive right now. That's what we need.

I don't have four dicks user.

Hope to see you soon

what happened

See ya on the flip side whippy dip.

One a day is fine. That's already more than I ask for. Thanks for participating anyways.

hang in there.

I don't even know what's going on in this thread but some faggot saying what several other have already but this time everybody losing their shit. What is this shit?

it's actually really surprising to see so many people being kind and supportive of each other in Veeky Forums of all places

i dont know how you guys did it but damn, its like the opposite of toxic communities. you dont see that every day

See

oh, sorry to get your hopes up. i didn't entirely read the post, i was just saying "i have" to putting monika.chr on my phone

There see now that's the kind of post I'd expect. Back to normalcy.

Aint nothing but a heartbreak

But they do have four dicks.

You know how some stories have the first layer as all happiness and joy, and a layer under it it's all widespread death and suffering without hope?
DDLC is the first layer, we're the second layer.

nothing's ever too late, user. i'm urging you to reconsider. the guilt and distress you'll inflict on everyone around you is more than just selfish

But user I'm not a girl.

I'd just like to point out that this user probably didn't give himself enough space to actually drop, so he's probably suffering much like Sayori did.
That's not really comforting or helping in any way, I just thought I should point it out.
I wish Sayorifriends weren't so prone to this sort of thing, they're all generally nice people.

Someone post that picture of Monika on a phone with a bunch of wired plugged into it

I'll be joining you soon, dude.
I'll keep you company by then.
My happiest is when I dream so I'll dream forever.

For now, I'll vent as shitposting.

Regardless of if it's a falseflag or not, I still find it pretty cute that this is how /ddlc/ reacts to it.
It's better than the alternative IMO

>2017
>still using a rope to kill youself
Nigga we have TECH

holy fuck i'm really sad right now.

goodnight guys, i'm not in the mood to have fun right now

Call me when we have suicide booths

I don't know anything about who you are or where you are in life.
But please, don't do something you can't undo.
Do you know why I sometimes do the fucking poetry? Because I can just pour everything out, and even if it doesn't make complete sense, /ddlc/ is still here respond to it.

You must want someone to reach out, right? I mean, you wouldn't need to try and convince yourself that "There isn't anything you[guys] can do anymore," unless, there *was* actually something we could do.

Blame moniggers

Good night, user. See you tomorrow.

It's fine for people to play along, but don't be shitty to others who are just trying to hang out and enjoy the Dokis about it.

it's going to be awful not having closure on what happened to user

There's a first step towards everything user. Sounds like you have a bit of sightseeing and adventuring to do then with Monika in the future

Don't. Please.

Guns is too expensive, Bleach is painful, Jump is too scary
Rope is actually the most effective way

Well if she's on your phone, have you been anywhere interesting lately? She's with you everywhere now.