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>Comp Interest Form
Please take a look at this if you are interested in playing on a competitive team

docs.google.com/forms/d/1echsLr9cfqxy5vZ63yWX7TjSLlXfwUY8PcK7HdUN9Ss/viewform?edit_requested=true

Halloween contracts as well as Halloween maps in matchmaking end November 8th!

>Jungle Inferno Update
teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/

>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g

>Discord
discord.gg/Dst3G2U

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HAPPY OCTOBER REVOLUTION

>mfw pottis

teamfortress.tv/stream/voxxxxxxxxxx
Plat UGC Highlander playoffs starting soon here.

4nth for b4nny sucks shit at this game and is only an above average scout / soldier

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What 515 said

did you change it? i dont like it with the big fishes, make them skinnier

10th for we should redistribute players items

nope, the fish just have retarded size changes on each skin
on loch and load they're actually fucking puny

>steel highlander recognized on enemy team in a pub
>meanwhile my team couldn't defend a single bean from an Ethiopian child
>tfw
youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI

this
i want ////////'s blue gibus

why its mine

just say dotsy you idiot

does anyone have the pic of the guy that looks like the medic and he works on diseases like ebola

Ok hear out my communism for a second.
What if, when a player gets banned from playing tf2 altogether, their items were ripped from their account, and dropped randomly to other players?

Who wants to take a trip down memory lane?

>i32 (2007 cringe)
youtube.com/watch?v=1itn8XNo5d8
>i40
youtube.com/watch?v=zVcY6PrdJ5c
>i43
youtube.com/watch?v=nwXrrotAGDI
>i46 Documentary
youtube.com/watch?v=vquSQD33dmc
>i49 Documentary
youtube.com/watch?v=5USIDoZleAk
>i52 Documentary "Soon"
EU moment : youtube.com/watch?v=-nf4s-J4oYg
USA moment: youtube.com/watch?v=0eSj_EP_LAI
>i55
youtube.com/watch?v=NDXPsCra1LY
>i58
youtube.com/watch?v=J6LlRjblCuI
>i61
youtube.com/watch?v=yUfde-dTnTU

who you calling an idiot

what youre calling "communism" sounds like a very despotic version of social democracy

t. Veeky Forums

don't ever call me a social democrat again you faggot

wtf now i love communism?

>competitive 2fort
jesus christ how horrifying
please don't bring /pol/ back here

its not /pol/ lmfao, its super basic theory you brainlets

Replace i61 with youtube.com/watch?v=GD9qPOJF5BM
Add in this playlist from Beater youtube.com/watch?v=XuJen9vWKZo&list=PLvEdPEFgYOe8aTkf7EOtBSPFLINfw7Xk7
Also post your favorite frag movies so I can have a playlist. I'll start: youtube.com/watch?v=gojLYwoLNw4
youtube.com/watch?v=0fCpAuxrQ_I
youtube.com/watch?v=6kYr7yywEio

ignore this guy

That Red Light, Green Light one is ..lit HEH HEH. This one was THE jam before the copyright came through and ripped the song off the video
youtube.com/watch?v=pfDqt7xwp90


Also, fuck that edgelord shadowshit

Fuck you cunt, your pet fish sucks

ignore this guy

epsilon vs mixup. what a game.

>mad I called fish shit
Not an argument faggot

those fragmovies are greatly edited except the shadowburn one
the broder one is rather outdated, the skill level was so low back then
here's the first fragmovie that got me motivated enough to play lobbies
youtube.com/watch?v=ENruOrM01CQ
it was better than the finals in that LAN.

ignore this guy

im fine with your opinion of fish
i like fish though

ignore this guy

I like the Broder one for the meme editing. Red Light Green Light is great for the song. Beater's an alright frag movie editor, and I like the effort he puts into the Legacy videos.

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>5 viewers

Lmao. The state of this video game

>Sniper so tunnelvisioned he can't quickscope and kill the spy
l o l
This is the highest level of Highlander?

i rather watch shade desu

33 actually

refresh senpai
we;re at 33 which is still hot shit

reminder if you can't do a 720° turn without lifting your mouse your mouse sensitivity is objectively too low and you will get circlestrafed like an idiot

36*
Highlander is such a fun game mode.

Only 333 viewers altogether across a bunch of streams? Lmao, this game is dead as fuck

comp.tf/wiki/Broder
you know a prem team is old when you dont know most of their rooster
beater's editing is good and simple but its not memorable
post some RARE fragmovies
here's a fragmovie about Mister, the only all-spanish team to ever make it in prem
youtube.com/watch?v=k7lgz0RQhxA

is sun on a stick good just for the afterburn resistance
or should i still stick with atomizer/bb

>I watched the little mermaid a little too much as a child and now im into fish pucci
Not an argument

As pets or to eat?

ignore this guy

Their early rosters are relatively unknown but I recognize a good chunk of names on the 2013 one. I've seen ryb play through Kaidus' demo reviews and he sucks his dick so hard all the time, and Zebbosai is legendary, and Mirelin isn't that obscure. Seen cookye and jukebox mentioned in Kaidus' demo reviews as well.

atomizer because it got buffed and doesn't even need to be fully drawn to be used

if they change that go with the PBPP + SOAS to combat pyros

*ignores that guy*

i have pet fish but theyre pretty much decor and boring
and yes i'd rather eat fish than have one as a pet

When shooting any gun remember to yank your mouse inexplicably instead of aiming, because that's what pros do.

Eyy how did you manage to edit the shine of your skin.
Also what size do the emblems have to be.

god DAMN that was beautiful

what?

this but in all actuality

in photoshop add an alpha layer and make whatever you want to shine in the light white
also I don't know what you mean by emblems

You have to actually be able to aim to pull that off.

>little sister comes into room
>sees me playing tf2 and wants to watch
>start doing terrible because now I have an audience
>die several times with no kills despite topscoring before
>scream at her to get out and throw my headphones across the room
>she cries and apologizes twice
>can't work up the balls to tell her she did anything wrong

how was your evening /tf2g/

>This upset about me stating objective facts about fish
lmao@ur_life

But would you rather eat fish than actual meat?
inb4 salmon tuna

jukebox is supposed to be amazing at sniper but he isnt mentioned much now
>kaidus demo reviews
i wish he uploaded that shit to youtube, kaidus is actually super entertaining to hear, if he did a tutorial series like b4nny i would watch that shit asap

Do they make meds to cure autism yet?

ignore this guy

Agreed, wonder why Kaidus doesn't do that

I'm not a raging autist, so better than yours.

Why the fuck do you still live with your parents?

beef > fish(sushi, nothing else)> pork > chicken > fish (not sushi)

cut my dick masturbating
wanna be playing some of my lesser played classes (sniper, engineer) but am too tired to sit up

You know the nut the nutcracker has or park pigmented skin has.

>He doesn't play better with the pressure of observation
>Yelled at a little girl
>Can't talk to a little girl without manning up
Pathetic, this is why you don't have a gf

Watch the Twitch VODs. He hasn't streamed for a couple of days now, but I don't regret subbing to him at all, dude makes genuinely good TF2 content. Apparently right now Twitch streaming is his only source of income. Shame about the EU timezone thing.

I wouldn't take them if they did

I don't want a job

how did you cut it

I don't want a gf

cute anime girls dude

if you don't have a girlfriend and/or you don't hate your parents there's no need to move out
it's just a stupid excuse to get people to spend more money on houses and several generations used to live in one house not too long ago, in the grand scheme of things

Does anyone else swing their mouse while meleeing?

what class/map were you playing

sorry I don't know but maybe this guy/guide can help you in the comments
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1193972869&searchtext=

addendum: you should still get a job and not leech off your parents you piece of shit neets

Who in the fuck would hate their parents? Fucking sacks of disrespectful shit

My least favorite Team Fortress 2 class is Scout and Spy

>Does anyone else swing their mouse while meleeing?
M&B?

shit wrong link
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=500416008&searchtext=war paint

Also to note about Kaidus streams vs. b4nny ones is there are a lot of prem players hanging around while I rarely see anyone interacting in b4nny's chat that I recognize.

I used to hate my dad and fistfight him from time to time
Now I think he's ok, but its natural for teenagers to hate their parents, its a shame they don't have the resources to move out as their instinct calls for it

My least favorite Team Fortress 2 class is Heavy

I've never played M&B, it just feels more right to me

post them

>I've never played M&B
what are you doing with your life?

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LIFEHACK: Bothered by how you can no longer open the console from the main menu?
put "map itemtest" at the end of your autoexec
when you open the game, the map will be loaded. you can open the console there, plus connecting to other servers will be faster than connecting from main menu since you already loaded most common assets!

I reset my stats every new year

I can open console from main menu just fine, though?

if engineer isn't in your top five most played you are simply not allowed to call yourself a human being

>Bothered by how you can no longer open the console from the main menu?
that doesn't happen tho?

viva only has ~50 hours in this game from the past 11 months

a daring synthesis

The stickers have something to do with clamp settings. Sedimentarysocks or whoever it was that was figuring it out for a shotgun said there would be a tutorial in the future once more stuff is figured out.

EASY: guess what gamemode i play
you can? what hud do you use? i cant do it since jungle came out.

>Sniper didn't even attempt to quickscope the scout despite him playing right next to the demo
Wow, platinum HL players sure are good.

okay.
who am I?

ahud, -console

queuing for hellstone lmao

I use eveHUD.