Hey biz...

Hey biz, I accidentally bought over 200 bags of the wrong tea on amazon and I need help with ideas of what to do with them. Pic related.

return them

Narc dogs can't smell past green tea. Fly United with bags full of tea and coke

Cut them open and sell it to highschoolers

fucking drink it

drink em

Green tea is excellent. Drink that shit, it clears the head.

get some sugar, lemon & ice and make a big fucking cauldron of iced tea. rent one of those gatorade barrrels like from the football, 'n' fill 'er up cowboy.

expert mode: add alcohol.
you're welcome.

Make tea on the toilet.

Toiletea

make some tea

How much $ are you into on this fuckup, user?

Mind. Blown.

You biz fucks aren't all that bad

only 10 dollars so it isnt that bad. I just dont want >200 bags laying around my house

Sell them individually to the British for a profit.

what /board are u from, coolguy?

British people aren't gonna buy that Lipton crap

So throw it away it's 10 bucks. Why did you buy it in the first place. Were you trying to extract something from it?

I just wanted some tea. I should have bought peppermint

>Lipton
thats where you fucked up

I drink it when I'm out of loose, the flavor is pretty shit but I just make it a bit weak, shits good for you

Tea thread now, What kind of tea do you guys drink?

PG Tips
Or even better, Yorkshire red if you can find it, haven't had it in a few years...

Dump it into the Boston harbor.

Chamomile mixed with linden.

I like lipton's green tea.
How much you want for it?

I got it for $11.30 CAD. so that plus whatever for shipping.

I dont drink tea very much but I'd put that shit in a water cooler and head to the nearest kiddy soccer match. Guilt trip some hot soccer moms about some bullshit and try to sell em your ripoff "organic" tea.

>pro tip: fuck one of the moms and give her a tea enema.

Are you cute?
Would you be willing to take some pics with the teabags?

Drink it. Green tea is good for you.

Alternately, sell by the cup like a lemonade stand.

I'm a dude. sorry

> tea
> coffee

Also how do you people drink warm fluids? I always have a hard time swallowing anything warmer than room temperature. Chicken broth, warm milk, it's just not happening

So is every other chick I've brought home.

Its relaxing and helps a lot when your sick. Especially if you mix in honey and lemon

Those aren't chicks bruh

Black tea w cream and sugar. Its the best

Have tasty if cheap green tea everyday for 2/3rds of the year

Repack 'm, think of an expensive sounding name and sell 'm for triple.

>empty into a grinder
>grind that shit till it's like flour
>repack
>sell as Matcha
>mint fukin profit $$$

dude amazon doesn't care about 10$ worth of tea
you can complain or even say it wasn't what you wanted and they will give them to you for free.

I ordered 400 tea packs for my mom and the box was ripped open, I mentioned it to amazon and they comped the entire pack.
the tea was fine, I didn't even expect it to be comped just advice for future shipments.
british breakfast black tea user

>Lipton
>good
You done fucked up OP. Get some Twinings nigger.

Cawfee

Drink it you fat fuckk

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black wu long tea. you can use one serving of leaves all day (7-8 cups anyway) so it works out pretty cheap.