/d2g/ - DotA 2 General

Troll seems really bad right now

>"I'll take a crack addict"

What did he mean by this?

spinning axe guy and axe spinning guy

>newfags dont like xyclopz
what a surprise

ITT:Heroes that are literally you

For me it's Troll Warlord - Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor

I want smelly wyvern feet on my face

chinese dota is such a fucking shitshow

>shit upon them

what did he mean by this?

overweight, ugly as fuck and hated/disgusted by many people

twitch
.tv/dreamleague

Draemleague is starting. Game isn't for another 30 mins.

Empire vs Secret
Vega vs Secret
Virtus Pro vs MidorFeed (lol)

>It's not a mystic flare, it's a mystic floor!
Best fucking caster

you mean their dicks

man I fucking love xyclopz
it's like a russell peter's skit

Damn she's really sick huh? RIP

I'll be able to watch in client, right?

...

how do i farm fast with bat rider and how do generally get good at him
>first time playing him because i random it
>barely get force staff and blink in 30min
>have no health and always focused in team fight
>accidentally won the match by blinking in random place and caught off there anti mage who just there .
>team still commanded me even after playing like Peruvian

NA & SA have grandgrant
SEA & China have xyclopzz
EU & CIS have ?????

can one of you dotards fill this pressing void pleas?

she looks like she is dying

a chuuni autist that hides his face on public and masturbates alot

cancer is the bodies way to KYS'in itself

odpixel?

>hero that dominates lots of 1v1 lanes AND can farm stacks easily
how do you not find farm?

Funnily enough it's the treatment that's fucking her up, chemo and steroids.

>intelligent
>13 base int
>1 int per level
what did user mean by this?

>EU & CIS have ?????
muslims

>couldn't sleep last night because the people who said they'd commend me didn't
>wake up
>4 new commends

Better than blacks AND muslims I guess

>NA & SA have grandgrant
since TI, all that nu-grant does is suck yurodicks

>Oblivion comes.
What did she mean by this?

>Slacks is 5k
I bet nobody on /d2g/ has more than 5k

Chrono should destroy all trees caught inside then make them regrow instantly after it ends

>enemy team has 4,5k safelane lc vs our offlane bat
>lc doesnt level wex until lvl 8, but bat already had 3 solo kills at that point
>lc even properly rushed wand
jesus fucking christ, free win for us but still felt bad for the enemy
lc had 0 duel damage on 35 min game

i bet noone in d2g has 12k hours into dota aswell

slacks hasn't played ranked in months because he fully knows he doesn't deserve that rank.

should i play the starcraft 2 when it comes out for free dotards?
dota is in a really good spot right now tho

Chrono should stop all incoming projectiles until it ends

are they releasing the campaigns for free or just multiplayer?

Is it time for Ruru teams to disband? They fucking suck right now.

i think it's the whole thing

pretty obvious now that her api key was diabled post ti

I think the first one is free

I think 1. campaign is free, if you have the first game the 2. is free, but for now you'll always have to pay for the 3.

Chrono should pause the duration of all buffs and debuffs/stuns as well as cooldowns of anyone who is not void

was against a 3 people while my alchemist and tinker starved everyone out of farm .

This is something I actually agree with.
Times supposed to be stopped inside ffs.

DUDE

Dreamleague is always an absolute joy to watch

>just got facerolled in a pub by ana and his 5 stack
I'm stunned... what an honour. I guess this is what rape feels like

>this troll warlord attacking a winters cursed target
>the gyrocopter that is attacking winters cursed target has flak cannon on so is killing troll
LMAO

literally badWindranger nowadays

FREE MMR LMAO

WEAVE

what if void aghs allowed you to cast timewalk on allies?

jesus that fucking skywrath pick absolutely dumpstered lgd

He went as CM to the internationals. The girl went as OmniKnight.

what's your opinion on that MOBA by the fortnite dev named Paragon? Seems pretty interestings and cool plus the graphics are very attractive, thinking of playing another MOBA because dota 2 is taking wayyy too much of my time

memeleague is live dotards

Good. I hope he learned his lesson after Purge explained to him why he's a sub-human youtube.com/watch?v=1i5ogmxO1BU

I missed that bit.

Does anyone ever want sheever to pop them like a grape with her legs

I want Sheever to quit fucking around and actually have children. she's like what 32?
Now that I think about it, how many people in the dotards scene even have kids?

DOUBLE DUDE

It's ok. They brought a donkey dressed up as the courier too.

GrandGrant more like GrandGoblin amirite?

>grant teeth

>sheever got cancer
>grant looks like he is made out of cancer

Why's he spamming RLM meme's all of a sudden, Did he just find out about them.

only role models

Meme's what?

NA Dota?

Um are OG gonna start attending events or what?

saying very good after everything.

Akke is a dad. He called his kid Illidan

looking GOOD

hmmm so SG esports is ahead of many teams besides not winning point...
I guess if there's not enough teams with points until the end of the season it valve will call teams that attended most majors/minors to TI

spoiler
that
shit

>Illidan
dropped

why he still stay with Loda?

dead game
it gets gutted more and more with each patch
balance is shit, each patch just rotates which characters are op
/parag/ was a thing here until like half a day ago, but apparently everyone has given up on it because no one bothered to make a new thread
but give it a go and see for yourself, the first few matches when you're matched against newbies and hydrogen league players it's fun to stomp them
also matches still take about 30 minutes, 20 if you manage to stomp, so a turbo in dota is usually faster

>NA

Grant is the prettiest boy in america

That kid is going to bullied isn't he, Fucking hell why would you call him Illidan.

>everyone ready for class
>Illidan Akterhall are you here?
odijidjoiadoisa jesus my sides.

I doubt many schoolkids in 10 years kids will have played warcraft 3

HOW DO I BUILD MEDUSA

how can secret have more points than liquid when they havent won anything?
getting to top 3 in majors is better than winning two minors?

>OD's talents go from garbage to utter dogshit
>he's apparently supposed to be good now
Dotards?

need breastfeeding pics

(just to make sure the kid is getting food)

>free game
why don't you just install it and find out? Here we talk about dota.

uh, that's surprising coming from the fortnite devs, well that's just turning me off, i'm gonna play few round and see a bit for myself

Don't buy manta.