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This is your healer tonight

how can other females of Azeroth even POSSIBLY compete at this point? Females of other races are literally subhuman filth

Why doesn't Blizzard just delete the Horde and make the Scourge a playable faction instead?

true that troll is pretty hot

nelf master race

Thrall's Green Balls

31rd for classic

wew lad what is even the point of classic servers

a mixture of memes gone wrong and newfags wanting their "i played vanilla" card

to stop the game from dying

> >0.5 mil

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Draenei female for our god king!

how can elf so cute be so evil?

Controlled opposition.

First for vol'jins spirit

Ion's Yuge Throbbin Cock

I love my king :3

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>the future king of Stormwind will be a mixed race mutt
Is Stormwind literally America?

let's be clear here

were it not for orcs and forsaken, the other members of the horde and alliance would be at peace

the faction exists just to protect those 2 races from much deserved elimination

this is why he looks like he's sleeping in Q&A

going lightheaded when the blood flows to his magnum dong

Too bad they look fucking terrible in game.

Well, I can respect his taste in women.

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This is your tank tonight

They are the cutest

keep it to /int/ you south american monkey

>human/draenei crossbreeding will be canon
I fail to see the big problem.

The same pic, but with Tyrande naked, is great too.

>fight off the zandalari twice
>give up riches and power to stop them
>die
>your replacement welcomes them into the horde as soon as they get the chance

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only if the baby is a girl probably, dudes would be hideous blue klingon monsters.

elf x human ensures attractive offspring

Anduin should have a harem of draenei and elves, just to be safe.

yeah I bet he'd love all those cocks lmao

Sorry Hunchcuck

Nothing wrong with liking cocks

>Med’an is half human, quarter Orc- and quarter Draenei

Will this meme ever die?

>women
>cocks

are you mentally ill?

Is that guy canon, though?

Or stuck in some kind of canon limbo.

Strip for mommy Jaina

Kill yourself tranny subhuman, follow the example of others of your kind

Female Draenei have a futanari penis

>Can play as a Zandalari AND kill the edgiest elf yet
Blizzard you are too kind.

Would mommy Jaina make fun of my dicklet?

no, because it's fueled by autism and faggotry and the only way to cure that is euthanize and eugenics

OwO

why do subs outnumber doms so heavily in goldshire? It’s like 3/1

She would just use magic to shrink your whole body to whatever size she might prefer a dick to be.

O-okay

I am naked right now.

that's nothing

>be blood elf
>orcs, trolls and undead responsible for killing off 90% of your race
>ally with them because some guy said mean words to your crack addict prince

It's more work to be a dom than it is to be a sub.
>tfw you want to do both regular RP and twisted ERP but the typical Goldshire resident is either extremely degenerate or psychotic and you don't want to impose on normies with your fetishes

>Pezado

Mommy Jaina is too tired to bully right now, she needs to use your lap as a pillow

This is the thing I'm probably the most upset about to be honest. They even acknowledge multiple times in game that the Elves totally have wanted to go back to the Alliance. But Blizzard can't now because of the game.

that's nothing

>be zandalari
>elves, elves, and elves responsible for killing off 90% of your race
>ally with them because they finally find your secret hideout

That gray hair makes her look old.

But at the same time she's fucking hot.

My boner is confused.

Didn't the zandalari unite the troll tribes in cata? So the amani are part of the zandalari?

Playing this game alone sucks. Anyone wanna level up alts together? Im tanking. Horde side NA.

So.. For the classic server, which ones of these are the best for pve?

UD priest
UD mage
Nelf priest
Nelf druid

???

And in MoP, the Zandalari have forces from Amani, Farraki, Gurubashi, and Drakkari

liadrin craves alliance paladin cock but blizzard won't let her

>secret hideout
I don't get how these "continents" can suddenly materialize out of nowhere before our eyes. Gameplay-wise, it's just expansions adding new lands, but how does that work in the lore? Pandaria had an excuse, what the fuck was the Broken Isles' excuse? Or Kul Tiras? Or Zandalar?

Being a dom is weirdly like being a DM in a game of D&D. You have almost all the power but you constantly need to think of things to keep your player (sub) interested. Basically it's just more work and you actually have to take charge.

dorf priest is the only thing that will be in high demand

>Horde gets 2 new druid races, along with zandalari trolls getting a special dinosaur shapeshifting stuff
>horde gets upricht orcs
>Horde gets superior elves
>alliance gets lightmemed spacegoats and crack elves
>Alliance are set up to be the bad guys

Playing Horde through the abomination of WoD and Legion pays off. Thanks Blizzbab

Reminder that Hitler would've been an Alliance main.

trolls are better for casters than ud

What a nigga gotta do to get a pvp pocket healer around here

>>Alliance are set up to be the bad guys
But that's wrong.

Don't worry her hair was whitened because of magic, those titties still work.

I'll just have to satisfy myself with writing fanfiction then. Complete with plenty of dicking and handholding

Dwarf priest for fear ward

Gimme the sauce user please.

dwarf priest

Pandaria had THE MISTS that dissipated.
I don't know know about the rest, the isles were always there I believe due to druids and pirates but Zandalar and Kul'Tiras are a mystery. Weren't both hinted at having gone underwater during Cata or something?

"no"

>Horde gets superior elves
>Getting elves is a good thing
Getthe fuck out of my faction.

Nah, he would've played as an aryan über-elf.

you asked what was best

>Forsaken dindu nuffin!
Remember that these monsters must always be purged.

and he would bring the qt elves home to the alliance to be away form the niggers of the horde

>Alliance players

Redpill me on tokens
I checked last night and they cost 186k for one token. How do you reasonably make this much money in a month without having to spend your entire month's sub farming for gold so you can spend another entire month's sub farming for gold?

>tfw will never be forced to strip in front of jaina and then have her laugh at me
;_;

How long has jaina been around by now, anyway? Since before Anduin was born?

She IS getting pretty old, isn't she?
Not complaining that Blizzard is keeping her hot, mind you.

you don't

the game advocates clicking, no wonder why so many of u newfags suck at the game

Kul Tiras was only said to have shifted from its original position by a Blizz dev. Although at its current size, it strikes me odd how it would have fit in that large body of water between Lordaeron and Khaz Modan to begin with, except for Blizzard being incompetent as always.
Zandalar, on the other hand, was said to be sinking underwater as a result of the Cataclysm. This was from MoP, something from a Zandalari note or book or something. I guess Blizzard decided that the one swamp zone is the part of Zandalar that's sinking into the ocean instead.
Still doesn't explain how these places haven't been contacted at all, though. Kul Tiras has a fucking huge navy and the Zandalari have had an active presence in Cata and MoP. Blizzard's going to have to pull something out of their asses to explain this.

Blood elves are not pure enough.

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How so?
>Sylvanas is near Tendrassil
>someone burns the shit out of it and sets up Sylvanas to frame her for it
>alliance attacks the Horde because of it
>actually for once, Horde did do nothing

It's gonna be glorious, just like Xe'ra getting eyebeamed by Illidan left all those human paladins sore in their assholes

Why can't we as Horde just admit that we're bad guys here? Stop the 'misunderstood' or 'anti-hero' shit and just go big dick as bad guys with flames and murder? Are we really scared that faggy belves will leave the Horde after they realize that our nature is just evil?

>play shamang
>park by dmf cannon
>cast waterwalking on anyone going in
>mfw

you play the ah good or farm. it doesn't take an entire month to farm 190k gold, more like a few days

She was like mid-20ish during the 3rd war so she's 30+ now.

A wonderful vision.

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stupid orc/goblin/zombieposter