/palg/ - Paladins General

>playing seris
Sure, I hate losing.

should i get snek boi or star boi?

>Also, Damba VIP shatter snake like Andro or Jenos when?
Instead of the normal stun animation, the enemy gets crystallized
Jenos if you cant aim, Damba if you are not retarded

Both with all of their leggos.

>loli op post
>made a thread before we reach the maximum post count

This thread is a garbage!

twitter.com/HiRezAlyssa/status/927971643653263366

lol

snek

This is your new female champion, Vivian, tell her something nice!

they got copyright striked or whatever i guess

kek, you think LoL devs wanted to sue or something?

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

i can't think of anything nice to say about her

wasn't it the lawbreakers logo? or could have been the lucian thing, either way

Rate me.

Tyra is the best hunter!

finally

10% better than the normal tyra player

Don't tell me that strong female champions scare you, sissy.
There's a ton of walking sticks in Paladins, a female champion like Amazon would be perfect.

>play against a 5 stack (one is a popular streamer)
>barely lose in a close match
>rewatch the streamer's vod from their perspective
>"guys, watch out, that tyra's a hard carry"
>another guy "watch out for mopsy"
>entire round is comms full of tyra hunting

i will PROVE nimble 3 tyra is OP if it's the last thing i do

Add custom maps

>Lex has 0 good emote now

nothing wrong with strong girls but that's too much muscle, she's just grotesque.

We need discordian in paladins, she is cute, and voiced by cristina vee smite.gamepedia.com/Discordia

this unironically triggers me.

why?

LoL is owned by Tencent, tencent is the one who has been pushing all the chinese-like stuff in the game + paladins strike. Chances are that they also requested that emote to be MADE. I think they are removing it just to give people fewer things to compare paladins with.

Add the mario kart map

Lex is a shit.

Mah nigga, based Tyra!

Everybody with their own taste I guess.
I always wondered why there aren't more female champions like Willo, that aren't just a normal pretty human female.
I would kill for a female champion like Drogoz/Makoa/Grover, or just a simple muscle girl if monster girls are a big no no at Hi-rez.

Why is she wearing shorts during winter?

jenos takes skill guys haHAA

Low-rez logic.

Russians have a passive cold resistance

is ash not strong enough?

Girl. Have you ever seen nip uniform?

buff when?

Show us the skin you WISH the Lo-Rez artists would create.

I'd spend at least 1000 crystals on this for Tyra.

>Remember to vote for mother Inara
Nigga, voting ended few days ago.

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bastet skin for maeve

>Pay close attention, you might learn something. Tune in for the OB63 Patch Preview Show this Friday at 1pm EST!

Stuff for Kinesaa? Or V I V I A N?

don't worry user, with the upcoming Tribes Royale, they'll probably make new tribes skins to promote it.

L O R E

looks like vivian's drone

Sunkissed Torvald WHEN?

i can't wait for holts lore and vivian, i know they'll knock it out of the park.

You know it would look like shit in game, right?
>a drone
>after all the reworks to make it more fantasy
That looks too hi tech, probably a skin.

Post retarded headcanons before we find out the lore is bad!
>Drogoz is a reverse furry
>Makoa is always naked
>Jenos, Viktor and Tyra are the same person
>Willo is actually a plant
>Seris is blind but she can detect minute vibrations in the air with her soft, tender thighs

Time to stalk Holt's twitter for more spoilers.
Also, I don't think it's Vivian, champions don't get spoiled this early. It's a skin, but for whom?

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Desert Torvald in datamining

>Torvald (Desert)

My heart is everyday overwhelmed by her beauty and sweetness. I wish nothing but to share the rest of my life with her.

Zhin was literally thrown to the wolves, but they turned out to be just a bunch of furries in wolf fursuits. Zhin turned them into criminal organization, their first name was 'one hundred paws' before turning into 'one hundred hands'.

didn't even know I'd owned it

Hi, Yingposter! :3

Nice, Papi Succ skins are always welcome. And it kinda looks like his glasses.

>The thousand paws yiff without shame or hesitation. Expect neither from their master.

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Why does Ying dress like a whore?

Hello.

Stop.

>purple crystal
You know why.

I'd say it's middle eastern attire but that would only apply to concubines who stay indoors

No I don't, what does the purple crystal do?

>Ying doesn't know if she's actually herself anymore or just one of the clones

Dark magic, slut loves dark magic.

>Finally with 1 fucking match despite having a bunch of retards constantly pushing to try and spawncamp
>+4
I'm tired

Does that mean Terminus is also a slut?

more lewd ying please

>with
win
Fuck

He's a victim of dark magic. And maybe a slut.

They forced that shit into him, terminus is pure! Please help save him!

>2019
>paladins development has crawled to a standstill
>8 different types of currency, gems, crystals, coins, rubles, knick knacks, etc
>still no good VIP skins for your main
>/palg/ is all but dead
>30 posts in 72 hours, 3 unique IPs
>tribes royale announced

your face when?

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Tribes Royale is being announced next year though, might even get a little teaser about it next month

Me on the left.

Stop with these indecent works of falsehood this instant!

>blue crystal
Generic shit
>purple crystal
Dark magic
>orange crystal
Energy fuel and bullet(???)
>green crystal
Demonic shit(???)

What do you think?

>Maeve has the slut crystal
;_;

shazbot/10

Stealing takes effort.
Sucking dicks is easy.

Grover has a green crystal tho.
I would say that green is some godly energy, since Grover has connections to that god from Smite and Andro is a godslayer.
Yellow crystals are earth magic, like Inara and Willo.
Blue kinda makes me think of some mind related shit since Lian has a blue crystal on her head and her ultimate is called 'enlightment'. Could fit Jenos too.

I like this one

bonus points if she has sisters who are also confused

Breads isn't free

>dirty sandrakers

please no more space skins

space sucks

is there even a point in adding any more Torvald skins after clockwork

You can always mix some stuff.

Androxus killed Sylvanus and Grover seeks revenge.

>you can't mix pants
Skin mixing is shit.