Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Cute couple Edition

For New Players :
>Welcome to Heroes of the Storm!
us.battle.net/heroes/en/game/
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/#/
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/progression/
youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE
>HotS: 2017 Year in Review
youtu.be/ruAjkRwnCss

What's New? :
>Dragons of the Nexus Event!
>Voice chat, Skill-based matchmaking, Laning improvements, Stealth rework, and more!
>November 14th - December 12th
us.battle.net/heroes/en/game/events/dragons-of-the-nexus
youtu.be/XQV2MLHFYFg

>Blizzcon 2017 Announcements!
youtu.be/6hFb9mslQRc

>Alexstrasza, the Life-Binder; Now on PTR!
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/alexstrasza/
youtu.be/y-aq0b3AzbQ
>Hanzo, Master Assassin; Confirmed!
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes/hanzo/

>Hallow's End 2017 Event!
>October 17th - November 14th
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/21042410/
youtu.be/lzmMnT7DB9I

Community Resources :
>Guides, Tips, Talent Calculators, Youtube Content, and more
us.battle.net/heroes/en/guides-resources/
>*Unofficial* Heroes of the Storm API
>Upload your replays and contribute data for more accurate statistics
hotsapi.net
stormspy.net
>Tier lists are effective guidance tools, but should never be blindly followed
heroescounters.com/tierlist
robogrub.com/tierlist
tentonhammer.com/articles/heroes-of-the-storm-tier-list

>Current Weekly Sale
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/21154738/
>Current Weekly Brawl
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/21179027/
>Current Patch Notes
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/21159501/
>Current PTR Patch Notes
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/21179026/

Where can I find fellow players to group up with and discuss the game? :
>Blizzard App - Social Tab invite links
>NA
blizzard.com/invite/paGDfZaX
>EU
blizzard.com/invite/K0YLXSnvk
>In-game
Type "/join Veeky Forums" in the chat

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do you think jojo goes home and cries because of the bullying she gets for having no tits by the better girls?

DAILY REMINDER THAT 27.07.2017 WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED AS A DARK DAY IN ORCISH HISTORY.

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Blizzard really fucked up with Garrosh's representation in Heroes of the Storm. His abilities and role do not fit his character fantasy in any way. His kit should have been for another character.

Yes, he is fun to play. But he should have been a bruiser, like Artanis, but with burst and less focus on defense and with an ability to force 1v1.

>what Blizzard devs did
Hey guys we plan to release Garrosh somewhere in summer 2017
Fast forward summer 2017
Alright guys just attach some existing kit to Garrosh and release him. And dont forget to make a legendary skin + bike with a bunch of tints

>do you think jojo goes home
No

ïllidan is the shittiest hero in the game

He's not a specialist though.

would rather have him than a tardtanis player desu senpai

specialists are actually so good. name 1 bad specialist that isnt Gazlowe

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Aside from gazlowe?
Azmodan, Murky, Nazeebo, Probius, Sylvanas, The Lost Vikings, Xul, Zagara.

They don't see pro play for a reason.

Shoutout to Joey Jojo, number 1 peel queen

Johanna has a big war mace, that makes her immune to bullying.

>0 (zero) tits

>people still defend regen master after Johanna's rework
lfmao'ing at their lifes haha

>no thong
>fat rolls
wasted

What is he looking at?

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Do you prefer the teamfight black harvest build on Malthael or the solo lane die build?

I've been playing him more as a solo laner with die alone and other Q talents. Despite getting nerfed a bunch he is still quite strong and can even trade with Sonya

Solo laning is only the priority before level 10 and Malthael's teamfighting is too good to give up.

That said I do occasionally like to take Die Alone if the enemy team is full of ranged heroes and I'm having a hard time keeping my mark on multiple people.

I'm going to breed an army with MOMMY!

MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

MILKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Mommy has already been used by thousands of dragon cocks

and during the second war she was no doubt raped in her mortal form by hundreds of orcs

what does her milk smell like?

stop, I can only get so hard

Pick one.

>2
omg

strawberries

Orc semen

Dragon milk?

the one with a vagina

the white one of course

>Old hag uses moderntechnology to hide her ugly face
Or
> a literal angel

MOMMY PLEASE STOP PLAYING WITH AUNTIE I WANT MILKIES NOW

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I want to Colossus Smash dat ass

How do I deal with range heavy comps as Malthael? The slow skillshot, even if it hits, barely tickles squishy heroes and I end up getting killed if I try to fight them with Die Alone because they can still outdamage me most of the time.

MILK!

Gotta outsmart them basically, or just play more passively and let your Qs do the work.

>user do you want to mate with me?

Yes.

Take the slow on q so they can't run, and **teleportbehindthem** to dodge skill shots.

>couple
SHE WOULD NEVER SHARE HER MILKIES WITH WEEBSHIT LIKE HANZO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How will tower change affect TLV? I miss playing those guys before every hero got a gap closer skill and can oneshot all three at once

Like this
icy-veins.com/heroes/talent-calculator/malthael#26.0!1221123

Not much. Their gimmick was xp soak, not lane pushing.

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Robo shitters detected

>Addresses Chromie as Chronormu
>"Sister"

Oh shit Illuminati

Imperius when? Itherael when?

>implying gaz is actually bad

gazlowe is good against shitters atleast

Who?

This guy. The greatest warrior to ever live.

oдни пидopacы eбaныe в тpeдe пoдoхнитe твapи

Everything is good against shitters, fuck i can 1v5 shitters with fucking medivh.
>all this mud dragging on gaz
jeeze guys

stop picking nova

I want Alexstrasza to transform into her dragon form while we are fucking!

Fuck you, Varg. I'll be picking Nova and Valeera after stealth change 24/7.

I understand this mommy meme is just for the keks but I think we all know its a way for closet incest plebs to unrepress their failures as human beings

fag

Mercy is some old hag that is using tech to make herself less ugly?

We're getting Reaper next.

>another OW character

>he didn't check the image

[Spoiler]careful what you wish for[/spoiler]

Imperius? More like IMPERVIOUS, am I right?

>hypermobile annoying fuck that flies over terrain
i don't want an even more annoying tracer

+

The other Blizz franchises need to show that they can be cancer too.

Yes we will.

Yes
McCree in the JP dub has an Osaka accent (I think?) with a sort of twangy laziness to mimic the Texas drawl, Widowmaker speaks some of her lines in perfect French because her JP voice actress is actually pretty good, Reinhardt is very loud and GERMAN PRECISION ENGINEERING about everything etc

There's a lot of pretty famous Japanese VAs in the Overwatch dub, I'm surprised they spent so much money on it

Then we need an Oracle

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Already have those in Braxis and Warhead.

This game drives me crazy. There is always that 1 guy on the team that always throws, trolls, or flames people. Would be the greatest game of all time if they could just get rid of them.

Game of inches. If you can't handle losses or the occasional shitty player then work on it.

Even the best players lose roughly half their games due to shit, just take it on the chin and move forward.

Top 3 heroes you want in game NOW
>Overmind
>Firebat
>MAIEV
Also anub arab beetle rework now or i stop shilling your game blizz.

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>Imperius
>Karax
>Tirion

They were too lazy to make it shoot 0.1 seconds with same dps as a catapult...

Sombra
Pharah
Symmetra

Sorceress. Game needs more flavors of milk.

>Would be the greatest game of all time if they could just get rid of them.
good golly miss molly cum on now son

>appear on Butcher's screen
>deserve to die for this

xD get outplayed

>dying to butcher
buy euls

an autist spamming this doesn't make it any less true

Why am I so good but team so bad?

why am I so shit with Jaina of all heroes? Why am I playing games that just make me angry?

Because you have an ape brain and perceive yourself better than you actually are.

Use the game as a way to become Zen man. Getting mad at it won't do shit for anyone or yourself.

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Because she is comfy and her voice is cute
Use jaina announcer with any hero and you will feel comfy and cute!!!!

>nine inch ears

Lady Vashj
Sara (Yogg Saron)
Symmetra

>stitches can hook you out of the fountain
but y tho?

would still worship left's belly

я игpaю тoлькo нa милишникaх

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Any tips for getting from Diamond to Master League?
I'm about 45 games in, at diamond 3, and I think I'm doing something wrong.

The only hero I feel like I have a strong impact on is Morales, she seems busted to me.
But I obviously can't always pick her.

In many of my loses I just feel helpless.
There is one weird pick in our draft and none in theirs is the most common scenario. I pick a hero that fits the draft and I play them decently well, there can obviously always be more optimization but it feels like the difference between me playing well and playing slightly more optimized would almost never make the difference.

I've been thinking about picking up one generalist assassin that I can pick early in the draft, git really gud, and swing some games that way.
Is that a good plan?

Do you like being called a healslut?

Do you have a penis cage?