League of Legends General - /lolg/

the post I quoted literally says "12 years old"
>she's canonically X years old riot says so
guess what, some countries/states don't give a shit, what looks like a little girl is a little girl, and that's off limits for a lot of people, regardless of what their laws say

AP nidalee is back!

I don't want to make assumptions before they add more info, but she feels like she's going to be "the bestest and coolestest and most important and specialest" aspect of all of them for literally no fucking reason.

And even if I'm wrong about that, the "Aspect of Twilight" still makes no sense.
>Aspect of the Sun
>Aspect of the Moon
>Aspect of War
>Aspect of Protection
These all make sense at face value. Aspect of Twilight does not.

>Slashy is taken
>Slashie is taken
>SIashy (with a capital i) is taken
>SIashie (with a capital i) is taken
>Släshy isn't allowed because ä
>Slaashy/Slashyy is too weird

I just want a cute assassin name damn it...!

>getting raped under tower by Ziggs, Lux and Xerath
>fun

What kind of champions will we get when they decide to pander to lonely virgins

shut up faggot

>bringing this shit poster all the way to this thread
did it annoy you that much

I want to experiment with how many times I can cum inside her without her even having to move

Futa.

More sexy women

no u bozo help out or gtfo ok

me2

What does everyone have planned for tonight?
>Getting haircut like pic related. Hope it looks fresh to death and they don't fuck it up
>buying 100rp for new account
>leveling my new account 'Dark Angel Kayn' up as much as I can
I made this account for season 8 so I haven't touched it till tonight after the new runes come out, so stoked.

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It's...
A...
Drawing...

If I draw a picture of me killing Trump with a cs:go knife, would I get arrested and charged with murder?
Nope.
Killing in a picture does not make me a killer, this is a fact.

Therefor:

If I fap to an image of a 12 yearold, I'm not a pedophile.

It's literally p => q.
Basic logic.

LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

WHY IS IT STUCK

HOLY SHIT, RIOT

>Leona has sun energy abilities
>Diana has moon magic abilities
>Zoe has, uh, sparkles and bubbles?

For some cultures twilight means more than just a time, for them twilight is a moment when multiple worlds connect.

Now go get more educated instead of writing paragraph-long bullshit without even doing a research. Or I guess, no because you anti-fun and anti-loli people try to make everyone feel bad about their tastes.

More mommy champions

user that haircut doesn't even look particularly good on him

>Buying 100rp
For what purpose?

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How do i mundo?

Art major SUPERIOR
Nigga I spit my INTERIOR
On a verse I belch on a FLOOR
ONE TWO THREE FOUR

Is Garen the most American champion in League?

Why do so many drawings have these dumb faces on female characters?

>forgot the video
youtube.com/watch?v=XjzOXZKtuiA

Nerf this!

what about "TheAssInAssassin"? Might be too long but idk

But I just turned 18 and am in a fit shape. I also wouldnt fuck girls below the age of 15.

Shit clear. 3 minutes for lvl3. And if enemy invade you will be dead. Its like worse version of EZ jungle

HERE WE GO

So when will the Lulu fag kill himself now that we have a champion with a bubbly personality who doesn't happen to be a purple ugly midget?

I like it though
Buying kayn, his skin, probably that project jhin skin and whatever else I may want. It's great being a working man.
I can just get Talon with blue essence i'm sure, easily. (not 100% sure how the new currency works)

Honestly yes

Stabie?
Staby Slashy?

Anything with "ass" is actually vetoed. I realized that when I tried "Glasswalls" once

>bubbly
she's just annoying

>100rp
>Multiple skins
user... Thats not how it works. Are you sure you didn't meant to say 10000rp?

Fuck man I really wanted to play her.

So is lulu? Lol

So you're argument is that zoe is 10-12 years old?

The BR monkeys are lagging the server

thanks for saving me the time to post this

Both taken

Oops I meant $100 worth of rp.

>actual CT defenders and bronies in this thread

never said she wasn't, retard

Why are there so many BRs?

Vladfag are you there? Can you teach me how to play him? I tried him in normals, and I got stomped on the first game while on the second I did decent. How do you play him?

>Taric has protection abilities
>Pantheon has spear abilities
This also bothers me. Every one of the other aspects has a kit that makes sense with their theme. Zoe's is just a bunch of goofy shit thrown together with a flashy Q and EPIN SPELL STEALZ MECHONX.

>Leona is bright, determined, and strong
>Diana has a cynical, vengeful, brooding
>Pantheon is galvanized, cold, and brutal
>Taric is loving, appreciative, and aspiring
>Zoe is LEL SO RANDUMB XD *holds up spork*

Maybe they are Riot shills

not really, I'm playing just fine

muscle daddy champion when

Someone once told me that if you ever buy $100 worth of IP make sure you start in the Turkey / Brazil servers and get your skins dirt cheap, then save enough for a server transfer and you'll come out ahead.

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I mean pantheon was designed as a spartan spearman and then all of a sudden riot says he's a targonian aspect without reworking his 6 years old kit

Also ingame
Feels kinda weak tho, her W is grey 95% of whole time

>holds up spork

from where the fuck did this meme came from

Yes, that's why her personality is "holds up spork lol penguins", because that personality makes sense with the ancient interpretations of twilight.

That's why she has sparkly bubbles, because that has everything to do with different planes of existence connecting.

That's why her Q is a bouncy "FLASHY BIG PLAYS" spell, because that fits so thematically with worlds connecting.

That's why she doesn't even get a real title and just gets a lazy rehash of what she is, because she totally isn't a lazy as fuck design to pander to pedos and egirls.

>Implying you give a shit about the personality of a champion
You are just searching for something to be angry about.

what the fuck is this meme

Why would you want to play with Turks until you have the IP to get a name change just to save some dollars?

Jews jewing jews

a copypasta has it
don't know if it spawned the meme or the other way around

Just cause you dislike Yasuo and Zed doesn't mean you have to auto dislike Zoe.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

What League girls are depressed? Diana and Riven come to mind

Kalista

Some "ideal male body" meme that got forced on Veeky Forums and then spread everywhere else. The person on that picture isn't even real btw

Ashe probably. Her mom got rekt and she was forced to lead a fuckton of people. Seems pretty stressful and sad

Rek'sai

She can't stop eating. She really needs a hug

New runes dropping at 12am tonight right?

>auto dislike
Nope she's a mistake and deserves all of the hate she gets. She's a champion that shouldn't exist.

Fufufu!

>Riot calling me noob
Hey that's rude

Riven, Vayne

zoe r34 when

>aN/aN/aN(undefined)aN:aN:aN No.undefined

worry.jpg

and then she had to enter a political marriage and gets raped daily by a barbarian

>im a rebel
>killing stuff is so much fun haha i hate everything
>stop calling me edgy silly boys XD
>omg shoes
>rawr >:3

What the fuck happened between these 2 posts?

>anti-loli people

Are you seriously acting like this is a bad thing, holy fuck kill yourself

Zoe is one champion out of like 140 others.
If you dislike her that much use one of your team bans on her. There you never have to see her in your games ever.

how big is your friend list?

Xayah is hot though, shit taste

t. Rakan

>" I just don't have a boyfriend yet."
what is this champion
WHAT IS THIS CHAMPION

and then she died and her corpse was transformed into cyborg

>ban zoe
>yasuo goes through

sue rito games for hurting your feelings

>isn't real
keep telling yourself that

This is true, but at least his kit still fits for someone who is a Targonian aspect of War. He should get an update though.

It's a really old copypasta

>Ryze
>Yorick
>Taric
>Azir
>Sion
>Illaoi
>Jhin
Yeah you're right, it's not like any of these champs have fantastic personalities which is a huge part of why I enjoy seeing them in game. I don't enjoy Ryze's dry, cynical attitude, or Sion's contrast between bloodthrist in battle and moaping lack of purpose outside of battle (or Mecha Zero Sion's fantastic sense of superiority), I don't enjoy Yorick's depressed-but-still-going mentality or the way he banters with the Maiden, I don't get any enjoyment out of Taric's fabulous personality, you're right, personality has absolutely 0 impact on which champions I play or which ones I like.