/utg/ - Undertale General

that ain't no man, baby

Frisk is a MAN!

you're damn right he is.
he's a pretty man.

Twitter is a bit dead tonight so take some tumblr as well

>Asgore
artelf.tumblr.com/post/167159994095/t-e-a
>Toriel
robinmichelleblake.tumblr.com/post/167247975030/artwork-by-miupachi
>Asriel
adifficultname.tumblr.com/post/167122013460/asriel-attack-mode-on
>Flowey
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>Chara
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>Frisk
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>Sans
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>Undyne
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>Alphys
leeeopanda.tumblr.com/post/167209301386/some-alphys-from-undertale-this-is-something-i-did
binnece.tumblr.com/post/167233095453
halfbreeddege.tumblr.com/post/167182061254/would-you-smooch-a-lizard-a-quick-doodle-id
leafbunnysketchbook.tumblr.com/post/167113023052/huevember-day-3-i-had-an-old-alphys-sketch-lying
>MTT
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>Muffet
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>Asriel + Chara
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>Fishlizard
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>MTT + Nasptablook
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>Asgore + MTT
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>Group
mooooozer.tumblr.com/image/166977016683
>Asgore and Undyne make breakfast for Alphys
peanutable.tumblr.com/post/167014661236/nice-catch

Nice rule 63 thinking.

>He hasn't seen the medical article about surgery being able to give men artificial wombs and totally fuck up their bodies

thanks bud!

Hey mang, I appreciate what you do. Much of my collection comes from you. You are a gentle[wo]man and a scholar. Keep on keeping on.

everyday we grow further from God's light.

It truly is very horrific. To think we as a species are focusing on useless shit like this when we could be focusing on curing cancer or some shit like that. Undertales would not approve you know.

how do undertales make babies anyway?

Why spend money on improving people's quality of life when you could spend it on ways to kill large numbers of them more efficiently?

penor in vagoo

You can't actually cure cancer. It's not a thing that will have one solution

Don't be retarded just because you got offended

I think that was just an example. However, I wouldn't call artificial wombs a waste, as they could save many premature babies in the future.

Magical sex.
That's how it goes.
>Don't be retarded just because you got offended
Uh huh. I suppose you want an artifical womb then? Here's your (You). I wont continue the thread shitting you were doing earlier.

Really?
they're magical beings and still they are sticking stuff into each other?!
somethings should never change

it's fun and easy pleasure. why deny them that?

you wanna get pregnant as a man?

nice. call mspg he'll hook you up with the semen.

i don't want to deny them.
just expected something special only monsters can do.
but whateves, as long as theyre human compatible.

Is /utg/ on fire?

I hope not, why?

>just expected something special only monsters can do.

soulsex?

why would we be on fire?

Because you guys are Smoke'n hot!

golly...

Why

>just expected something special only monsters can do.

Who says something like that wouldn't come into play?

I imagine the magic inherent in monster's bodies would play in a role in the way they make love. They wouldn't have the same limitations we do. Refractory periods would be non existent, and if a monster partner is getting tired or physically worn out, that's nothing a little monster food won;t fix. Monster sex can hypothetically be carried out indefinitely. There's also the {DESIRE TO CAUSE PLEASURE] concept that we've mulled over a few times. Just touching a monster while wanting them to feel pleasure could be enough to bring the to climax, depending on your desire to bring them there, Sex probably would not work in uglier circumstances like in prostitution or non-consensual advances. Monster sex would have to be loving, affectionate, passionate and joyful. Bit of a win-win situation. Sex with or as a monster would be absolutely amazing, and not just in the physical regard. it would be hours upon hours upon hours of deep, tear-inducing ecstasy, of expressing a powerful affection and a deep and profound love that words have no power to communicate, only now, not only will your actions communicate that love, but your very thoughts will come to light and take your partner right into it, bathing them in your feeling for them. They'll feel every bit of love you feel for them, and, perhaps, depending on magic's role and abilities, you'll feel that same thing coming from them.

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Morning!

>archiveofourown.org/works/12660867
>A Certain Sacrifice

Hope you enjoy!

what in the fresh hell

Stay beautiful babe.
Because it's true

That's so sweet if true.
it would make sense for those monster that are rocks, fire and skele's.

AU where everything is the same except your fave has Cappy

Why does it seem like you would be able to do some depraved shit with Cappy powers?

Does anyone have the pic of the virgin genocide vs the chad pacifist?

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I miss jelly

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Based. Thanks, user.

Mettaton has such a dick

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Freudian slip?

Y-yes, absolutely

I'm fe e l i n g i t
youtube.com/watch?v=9QDXcSQGaSI

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youtube.com/watch?v=cEl1ydXTVus
I'm REALLY feeling it!

THE TRASH MAN COMETH!

HOLY SHIT RUN!

That's pretty cool actually

I've been feeling randy and lonely and the music I've been listening to has not been helping one bit

youtube.com/watch?v=XP5locqVAf0

good song
youtube.com/watch?v=-Fh3wTcC_cg
i've been feeling the same

Let's try and bask in the faint sense of companionship this place provides.

youtube.com/watch?v=oAP_WlmfFAQ

hot damn that's some good stuff. Been looking for a heavy, slow burner like this for a while now. got any more like it?

Reminder these two are not the same person.

can't say I'm any different, but here's another song on the pile
youtube.com/watch?v=8aNBSgRLN3s

frisk and asriel's many goat children!

Asriel's human harem!

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The entire album
youtube.com/watch?v=sPRa6IDMxD8&t=952s
at least the first 4 songs.
You're dangerous.
I've started liking Chara because i've been projecting your kindness onto them.
It's going to get me shived one day,

>asriel pretends to be a suave ladies man player for public appearences
>actually a little b who gets dommed by his two human sisters regularly

das it mane
das it

Man, how do you describe this? It's like being horny, but you;re not especially aroused, or even popping a chub. It just feels hot and heavy and lurid

Reminder this requires a specific interpretation of monster essence which can be interpreted in other equally valid ways.

Dang, you've foiled my plan.

Wanting i guess.
But you want someone there to love on?

Stop the rain?
I've been trying to get more of the stuff.
youtube.com/watch?v=gDbAtWpoA6k

That's exactly what it is, man.

Appearances can be deceiving, user. Please don't let your guard down, as there are many wolves in sheep's clothing out there.

Maybe I'm one, too.

feeling their touch, their warmth, their lips
Yeah, wish i had someone to love on too.

Just finished the demo and honestly I don't see the appeal. Does it get better later or is the entire thing entirely dogshit?

If you didn't like the demo, you probably won't like the full game either. Which is fine, it's not for everyone.

I just don't see how anyone can enjoy it without being really stoned or something. The game is just kinda crap.

Yeah you can't even take all the candy in the bowl without getting moralized at

You played the game sober?
yeah, you're not going to like this game.

Characters are fun, much of it is lighthearted, the music's nice, story's enjoyable, gameplay isn't anything major but there are some good ideas to it.

That's my takeaway, but I'd be lying if I said the overall presentation isn't niche.

You did this a couple of days ago and also posted in /owg/ and /acg/

Goat

Children

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Those are Llama children

Llamas are more appropriate for Frisk and Chara anyhow
Those things can be either really nice or really mean

I fucking love these. Post more. Post fics if you have them (and they're not hot trash)

MOOOOOOORE

I like this Dad and his inappropriate clothing choices

in his ass/

What if Radiohead got a letter about Flowey and went to the Underground to cheer him up?

>asriel will never shove you in his ass
fug

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Can anyone resist The Frisk?

Very unlikely

Canonically Alphys and Undyne but nobody else.

THE EVIL THEY FEEL
THE DEMON THAT COMES
THE END OF ALL THINGS