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>Comp Interest Form
Please take a look at this if you are interested in playing on a competitive team

docs.google.com/forms/d/1echsLr9cfqxy5vZ63yWX7TjSLlXfwUY8PcK7HdUN9Ss/viewform?edit_requested=true

>Jungle Inferno Update
teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/

>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g

>Discord
discord.gg/Dst3G2U

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>deletes you

>mfw pottis

its not possible

>play pyro
>topscore
>feel bad because flame particle bugs likely helped and not because i'm playing pyro
valve please

post bomb-bastic black men

what is the point of autisming for all the stars after getting the dragon slayer paint

autism

try the dustbowl contract
>12 defends when points cap in .8 seconds

proof that bad players cant even use the phlog correctly

Should have just done direct hit, far easier. Try going to 2fort and roast them when they push

>hurry to make new thread
>be early but fuck up the tittle
feels bad.

REMINDER THAT "FBTF" IS FOR ALL OF SOUTH AMERICA, NOT JUST BRAZIL
JUST LIKE ESEA IS FOR ALL OF NORTH AMERICA, NOT JUST THE USA

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Thank God there wasn't a contract for egypt

>Kevlar Jacket for Heavy
>+100 HP
>-Takes Primary slot - no minigun

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good on you for not brandishing your self made

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>Spawnkill: the map

>some guy makes a castle map where you can only use the huntsman and meele
>Valve makes it into medieval gamemode
>1000 people play competitive 6v6
>valve completelly ignores the gamemode and makes it a 6v6 pub

thats a great map

Why do you post these signs in every tf2 thread? Even on v I keep seeing them.

how about instead
>no boolet
>+40% non-critical damage resist
>15% faster movespeed
>-90% hp rate from healers
>-100% overheal rate

I knew I forgot something.

am I the only one who never liked unusuals?
It is just too much for me, it just looks mostly dumb

should I swap the cool breeze for bearded bombadier?

He is a immigrant from /pol/

I'd say swap the dynamite for a bombardier.

Do you know whats the difference between your loadout and this one?
Yours isn't funny.

what does your casual playlist look like?
>enclosure (havent even seen it yet)
>sinshine (favorite hallowen map)
>5cp maps

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Is there any point in trying to get side objectives in halloween contracts if you've got every primary?

To satisfy achievment whores?

just to unlock multiple missions at once

>helltower
>non-shit 5cps
>steel, gravelpit, gorge
>2fort
>harvest
>badwater, upward

So just an invincible punching heavy?

>map-specific point defense contract
>lay stickies and hide
>teammate gets pissy that i'm "idle"
>explain contract and stickies
>gets even more pissy
>start talking about how great the thunderbirds show is to pass the time
>guy jimmies get too rustled and i get kicked
oh well
>enter new server
>finish contract almost immediately
nice

youtube.com/watch?v=NQwgIZ__WrY

ha ha m2

new thunderbirds show*

good taste
except for 2fort
what did you even reflect Mr Janny?

how to i stop myself from installing then uninstalling this game every 3-6 weeks? valve casual servers are cancer full of shit f2ps and community servers are dead. there's a 30% chance of playing a hacker in comp and i don't like waiting 20 mins to organize a pug/scrim to get stomped. but something keeps drawing me back.

>reflecting
nah nigga it's about pushing people off cliffs

just stop uninstalling it, genius

REMINDER FOR THE NEXT OP:
>put faceit in the comp sites thing
>FBTF is for the entire south america, not just brazil
oh, the way the screenshot was framed it looked as tho it was some kind of reflect kill in the area you were pointing

play The Furry Pound

I also realize I had random filenames on so the steam shit didn't appear in the filename.

spend more on marketplace.tf

buy some footrests on marketplace.tf

I want to fuck Jill

Did Geel ever address footrest or is he still pretending it never happened?

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It doesn't really upset or have anything to do with me

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So the "bury head in sand and never address the problem" tactic. Nice.

what are the cheapest 120/144 Hz screens available right now?

How does one usually address pictures shared between two other consenting people?

I just realized if you redid the VA job (mostly to change names, but otherwise keeping the original script) on the Garfield cartoons you actually could pass them off as being about Geel.

VG248QE

With firings and shame

By not letting people get admin status because they ERPed with Jesse.

need a bf

lets be real it was never about ethics it was just an extremely funny pic

I see no reason to care about other people's relationships or lack thereof.

If you think that administrator status on scrap.tf is an actually valuable thing to have, you'd be mistaken.

Why are so many of your admins ponyfags?

True

It was apparently important enough to ban 90% of /tf2g/ over.

>VG248QE
found one for 220€, and a BenQ XL2411Z for the same price. Wich one is better?
>mfw just 244€ on bank account

geel please unban me i did nothing wrong

Why are you stuck in the infantile mindset that people who are different from you deserve scorn?

The resulting harassment from the picture, you mean.

>Ban everyone who says "footrest" or enters a raffle
>Harassment
DUDE NICE

Pedophiles who watch kids shows deserve nothing but scorn

if I ERP touch your e-willy can I be a mod too

all i ever did was join your honeypot raffle and try to responsibly explain the drama on reddit (for which i got banned)

I'm reminded of why I rarely come here.

I have VG248QE and it's pretty solid. I don't know much about BenQ. 220 Euros seems expensive, it's been on sale here for < $200 USD but I don't know what the European prices are typically like.

banned from reddit i mean

Because you can't handle the bants?

Ever heard of captain scarlet and the misterons?

I have to agree with Geel here. I had the """pleasure""" of being a forum admin before. IT was hell.

as a former horsefucker, people that wear odd hobbies, such as my little pony, on their sleeves like that deserve ridicule

seven years later and they're still assravaged. I find it more hilarious than depressing desu kohai

So you're not denying staff positions are based on which ponyfags ERP with you the best?

Because the mods keep banning you?

you fools now he'll never liberate me

Shoo shoo, (((Geel))), TF2 isn't monopolized completely yet

I love you brain maggot, never leave.

We'll see about that.

EU prices seem to be higher for monitors but lower for 2nd hand laptops

Because there's no footrest for dignity?

All you ever did was shill your shitty site

I actually thought this was Geel, good job lad.

I've had the VG for just over a year now and it's way better, just make sure it doesn't get too dirty with dust by cleaning it often, or else it starts to look kind of nasty

>tfw constantly leeching items from geel's autistic userbase by entering every raffle

Really? It seems pretty simple on certain maps. Like in Turbine, if you run through the vents quickly and hope they don't have a sentry set up by spawn.

I'm probably gonna regret this

its been half an hour
why hasnt my marketplace order gone through yet
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I was correct

>can't load up ghost fort to do two of my last contracts
>can't load up eyeaduct either
>fuck it
>restart
>boot up a random match
>get into koth_harvest easy
>go up against a steel soldier main and his buttbuddy scout
>barely manage 120 damage on soldier before he hops off and scout airshots me
>end with 2 kills and 17 deaths
fuck me

why ya fags keep cropping out your party menu?

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They got to hide their anime profile pictures.

roastedddd