League of Legends general /lolg/

xth for my wife Syndra

I wanna cuddle Jinx and play with the new runes already

>a non-early thread
you niggers still know how to do that?
wew lad, well done

>Dark Lux will never sit on my lap for hours making sure I stay rock hard the whole time

>get the biggest hard on for cow lingerie hentai
>hate lactation, think it's gross
>almost always involves lactation

why is life so rough

that's part of the fun

Have you ever eaten sushi before?

>getting camped top
>alright at least the jungler can snowball bot or get dragon
>jungler walks right past infernal drake and starts doing scuttle
So is it possible to win if your jungler is an ape?

>like cowgirl aesthetics
>don't like cowgirls doing cowgirl things

?????

Still. League is a brainlet get just like HoTS so I wouldn't say that's a reason to avoid HoTS

>damage done chunks look like some fighting game shit

>Staying rock hard for hours
That would break your dick retard

>188k Blue essence
Do i buy Urfwick?

>this preseason like the others was supposed to be fun by all the changes
>it is not fucking fun

>Remainder to gas everyone complaining that runes are bad after playing with them for a few hours.

They're not bad per se, but things are definitely going to be broken and unstable for AT LEAST a month.

>not eating the cookie at all..

I really like how she plays but holy shit why is she so fucking ANNOYING.

When Rakan is also in the game is basically the only time I need to mute champion voices because they just won't shut the fuck up and half their voicelines are pure cringe.

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cant help what my dick likes

>what is preseason

>enjoy porn that depicts the character having fun while also be intimate and not fucking like dogs with Ahegaos
>it's all NTR

>autism

That's the point.
It's called femdom for a reason silly, that user probably has a smell fetish too.

Yes but hots manages to be even more braindead while having an inferior cartoony artstyle while Riot has some pretentious artfags that obviously know color theory, so league manages to look really great even on the worst computer imaginable.

As someone who likes broken shit, please post some blatantly overpowered rune setups

Skip ezreal though everyone knows he's broken already

anyone play something stupid in ranked or have a weak main?

when do we get our free skin?

they were on the wrong button

Objectively wrong retard.

Best ADC rune page set up?

When are we getting our borders?

If only Lulu was forced to wear cow lingerie before Alistar sent her to pound town

HMMMM
ALMOST LIKE
HMMM
WAIT JOSE HOW LONG DOES PRESEASON LAST AGAIN
OH?
A MONTH?
HMMMMM.

YO JOSE 'MEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN PEOPLE SAID THE KEYSTONE MASTERIES WERE GONNA RUIN BALANCE AND BREAK THE GAME?
YEAH HAHAH I MEMBER

>Lulu will never polymorph you into panties and wear you

why even live, lolbabs?

no

Xth for femdom being objectively best kink

OFFICIAL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS DOM TIERING SYSTEM.

Relentless Sexual Aggression Tier: Evelynn, Ahri, Vi, Nidalee, Leona Illaoi,Magma,Fire,Kayle
Shyvana
Teasing and Control Freak Tier: LeBlanc,
Syndra,Orianna,Lissandra,Camille,Xayah,Morgana,Storm,Dark,Nami,Elise

Definitely Dominant But Not Quite As Sexual Tier:, Sejuani, Zyra
High Tier: Cassiopeia, Karma, Katarina, Vayne, Diana, Fiora,Miss Fortune

Mid Tier: Jinx, Caitlyn, Riven,Quinn, Sivir Air

Low Tier: Lux (some Elementalist forms are much higher), Ashe,Water,Nature,Akali

Submissive: Sona Soraka Janna

THIS LIST IS 100% CANON

R34 OF DOMINANT CHAMPIONS IN SUBMISSIVE POSITIONS IS NOT CANON

>Playing league in T*rk

Can this artist just do another Sona comic instead of a Miss Fortune one?

What about when everyone said that the jungle plants were shit? and this preseason's gonna last two months compared to one month last year.

I hope she does user, and I hope shits herself while wearing you then sit down and grind her ass on a chair for hours while wearing you, so you get to soak up her shit in every fiber of your being, you mentally deranged qt.

Quick /lolg/, name at least one new change or new feature that you actually like from the shitty preseason patch.

>skin collection tab

plants are shit
the only decent one is the blast one

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new runes

Anyone else had onesided games if your team has midgame assassins? I honestly haven't seen bruisers or tanks perform anywhere near the bullshit level that assassins do.

It's kinda funny to think about new Evelynn and how despite being sex incarnate she's likely a virgin, since she just kills people long before they ever get to stick it in

If it's Lulu, I'm okay with it

>worst preseason ever

>Plants are bad!
Plants end up being a great dynamic addition to the game by allowing every champion to have juke potential and letting other weaker junglers get free sustain.

>Keystone masteries are bad!
Keystones end up being great and dynamic to the point you can make whole builds and even teamcomps around a keystone. (see tanks with stoneborn and ardent)

>Runes Reforged are bad!
______________________.
Fill in the blank.

It's almost like riot are a professional company that know what they're doing, and most people complaining are silver theorycrafters.

Sauce pls

>best preseason ever

No.

there is no such thing for the best faggot, now you can make for every adc. for example this runes are for somebody like jhin

So, thoughts on preseason changes for a burger to read while waiting. Is the game dead forever or saved for eternity?

If you like it or hate it, say some specifics why, also post some runes/champ setups you love/hate

When is Zoe releasing?

>forgetting preseason 6
>ignoring that it could be worse

>Guinsoo PTA Vayne

Uhm... Lolbabs?

assassins are king

now depending on your level of faggotry you either think that's a good thing or a bad thing

>Plants end up being a great dynamic addition to the game by allowing every champion to have juke potential and letting other weaker junglers get free sustain.

You sound like a rioter. Purple smite already solved this issue last season. Skill based games aren't supposed to get randumb changes like this.

Was linked last thread I'm pretty sure lazy fag

please never play adc

>he already forgot last preseason

That sounds kinda shit user since when PTA applies she probably is done attacking the target unless they're WAY the fuck out of position

>be vlad
>counter assassins

heh nothing personnel meatbag

i would fuck a flat leblanc desu

>played a game vs the bots with the new runes
>didnt count for the missions
what?.

>Skill based games aren't supposed to get randumb changes
>Random changes end up making the game better
Also yeah, lets NEVER change anything and keep it stale and boring, because that works out for Dota so well.

I fucking hope they nerf the shit out of every single fucking assassin in this game. This is bullshit.

Fuck this game. Can't even play a tank anymore and chill on toplane

No matter what it could be worse.

im in japan

I just got off work

1)Just because it happended before doesn't mean it will happen now
2)it didn't even happen before
"Plants end up being a great dynamic addition to the game "
Nope,they were pointless and didn't add a whole lot
"Keystones end up being great and dynamic to the point you can make whole builds and even teamcomps around a keystone"
Nope only 1 was viable on most heroes depending on what type of champ they were

Not if you're going deep killing tanks

>guy gets out traded in lane
>runs into river for a quick sippy
>guy gets caught
>gets away with a plant
When I'm having to pop plants solely so people don't use them to escape there's a problem

>All these brainlets who cant handle assassians

>wahhh i cant play a champ without threat of dying

People like you are literally a waste of time and a waste of life. Assassin meta is the funnest meta.

>Picking Sona over Ahri
But why?

wait where are my BE and epic skins compensation for the runes and rune pages I bought?

OH HEY? YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE LIKE AFTER A SEASON OF TANK FAGS THAT NEVER DIE? A SEASON OF EDGELORDS THAT KILL YOU IN ONE HIT

Except Dota has changed more thanks to 7.00 and 7.07 than League basically has ever. Map's never even been touched apart from reskinning it. And closest thing to the 7.00 changes is Runes Reforged. People don't play Dota cause no waifus and no actually fun to play Heroes.

>adc centered meta where brain dead supports using a single item take center stage
>preseason dominated by assassins
Reminder that Riot balances only to pander to these type of people and you're all suckers for still playing this

When do my boxes reset?

PATCH WHENNNNNNN

>Assassin
>Not Bruiser

Ahri loves Sona, user

And? People don't like to spoonfeed fag. We don't care bout your situation.

Holy shit you're retarded
>Random changes end up making the game better
No they didn't
>lets NEVER change anything and keep it stale and boring, because that works out for Dota so well.
1)nice overexagerattion
2)dota 2 constantly has bigger updates than league,league has never changed the map or added something like talents

>people bitch about assassins when stopwatch exists
lol

>login
>had 20 rune pages
>most runes
>5k blue essence yesterday

Why the fuck did I only get 26k blue essence? Do I need to contact support for this shit?

Better for who? Players who only play league to fuck around in normals? They shouldn't be making changes to a competitive game based around anyone but the top 10% of players. Nintendo games might be more up your alley.

>no actually fun to play Heroes.
it's weird

i appreciate the game and like watching it but then i go to play and i'm like "what do i pick everything is boring"

i think it unironically is more fun to watch than play, unlike league who is the complete inverse

>Riot has adapted the Blizzard "take turns" style of balancing where OP shit just cycles
Tanks
ADCs/supports
Assassins

Cant' wait until its my turn to abuse poorly thought out items and runes!

>survive ONE instakill
>they back off for 5 seconds
>all their cooldowns reset
>get instakilled