League of Legends - /lolg/

New season edition

>eyosongive.us

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First for cut the gay shit

xth for my wife Syndra

NA IS ACTUALLY UP

I've never seen as much gay shit as I've seen in /lolg/
And it's always the botlane niggers.

delete assassins

How do you guys manage to play so much?
I always lose motivation when I lose because of shitty teamates. But I gain motivation when I lose and It's my fault, makes me wanna play better.

Xth for femdom being objectively best kink

OFFICIAL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS DOM TIERING SYSTEM.

Relentless Sexual Aggression Tier: Evelynn, Ahri, Vi, Nidalee, Leona Illaoi,Magma,Fire,Kayle
Shyvana
Teasing and Control Freak Tier: LeBlanc,
Syndra,Orianna,Lissandra,Camille,Xayah,Morgana,Storm,Dark,Nami,Elise

Definitely Dominant But Not Quite As Sexual Tier:, Sejuani, Zyra
High Tier: Cassiopeia, Karma, Katarina, Vayne, Diana, Fiora,Miss Fortune

Mid Tier: Jinx, Caitlyn, Riven,Quinn, Sivir Air

Low Tier: Lux (some Elementalist forms are much higher), Ashe,Water,Nature,Akali

Submissive: Sona Soraka Janna

THIS LIST IS 100% CANON

R34 OF DOMINANT CHAMPIONS IN SUBMISSIVE POSITIONS IS NOT CANON

Are you genuinely gay though? I legit look like a girl(male) but I ain't gay. I just like to look cute. There's people in real life that have no idea I'm a guy.

>Eurabians wake up
>General filled with literal gay shit

>tfw 2k BE left
>had 65k
>bought last 8 champions I didnt had through the hextech thing
>bought lots of chromas
>the ward
>the 8 icons

NA UP?

where the hell is my victorious graves skin and other season rewards ?

>Playing league

This sucks

>Overgrowth: Permanently gain 0.2% maximum health for every 8 monsters or enemy minions that die near you
>Conditioning: After 10 minutes, gain +8 Armor and +8 Magic Resist and increase your Armor and Magic Resist by 5%
>Font of Life: Impairing the movement of an enemy champion marks them for 4 seconds. Ally champions who attack marked enemies heal for 5 + 1.0% of your max health over 2 seconds
>Aftershock: After immobilizing an enemy champion, increase your Armor and Magic Resist by 20 + 30% for 2.5 seconds, then explode, dealing magic damage to nearby enemies. Damage: 40 - 140 (+3.5% of your maximum health) (20 SECOND COOLDOWN)
>Grasp of the Undying: Every 4 seconds in combat, your next basic attack on a champion will: Deal bonus magic damage equal to 4% of your max health, heal you for 2% of your max health, and permanently increase your health by 5 (Good alternative to Aftershock if you can't CC)
>Path Bonus: +130 Health

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PREPARE YOUR ANUS

Huh, I got Super Galaxy Fizz and SKT T1 Nami for free somehow. Are they rare/expensive? I don't even play this game anymore.

This is one of the best runes in the game so far imo

does too much damage

>Literally only 8 champions in lower or submisive tier
I don't believe you

>I legit look like a girl(male)
No you don't
>There's people in real life that have no idea I'm a guy
Yes they do, they just want to be polite and not remind you you're a freak in your face

It's true though

It's usually the supports who shitpost the sissy trap talk though

>mfw i'm a crossdressing soy boy but i play aggressive cancer with ignite top
It's the Yin to my Yang.

No

Also mommydom isn't gay

I want Nami to smother me with her fishpussy!

>take predator (boots speed boost) on warwick for maximum meme
>go super fast
>does like 0 damage
>check total damage it dealt after game
>400

honestly a lot of these runes need to be buffed

>No you don't
I don't think you've seen me.

>12 true damage
Oh wow it's fucking nothing

>tfw no tresdin gf

>>I legit look like a girl(male)
>No you don't
You have no way to know what he looks like you sperg

I'm bi so yeah sure. As far as I'm concerned, if you're willing to fuck something with a dick you're gay.

If you want to look cute that's fine though, just the second dicks are involved it's gay.

The Flash-Blink Dagger mastery is janky as fuck and also shit.

>tfw no cute trap to play League of Legends with

Does that account for slows as well?

You seem to have posted Cheap Shot instead of Celerity.

Does buying the hextech mystery champion give you a random champion right away or is it a token that you can use whenever?

TANK META STRONG

Even for the MOST feminine looking crossdressing sissy in the world the magic is completely broken as soon as they start talking and moving their facial muscles
Cut off the trap hentai for a few weeks retards

>im a rebel
>killing stuff is so much fun haha i hate everything
>stop calling me edgy silly boys XD
>omg shoes
>rawr >:3

How long was this match?

Go on a Discord hunt for one. It'll be a pain in the ass, but they do exist out there user.

pretty nice, didn't have a skin for her yet

>almost enough for urfwick
>literally just want ward skins and chromas
suffering

Best girl.
Best swimmer.
Best wife.

It's true that my voice is unmistakably male but then again I'm not trying to get a bf or anything, so no "magic" there. If you see me on the street there's no reason to think of me as a guy because I'm quite petite and feminile-looking. At most you'd think I'm a flat teenager.

>Even for the MOST feminine looking crossdressing sissy in the world the magic is completely broken as soon as they start talking and moving their facial muscles
you have no earthly clue what they are talking about

all the cute traps are supports like me and hungry for cock

Conditioning kicks in at 10 minutes. It was active 70% of the match. Figure it out.

Protip: Tahm with Grasp is busted right now. Even as support you can easilly 1vs2, sometimes 1vs3 if enemy can't kite.

lol k post a pic then
You won't because you look like a freak and you know it

>being a Blue Essencelet
kek

>riot promised there would be no level requirements on the new rune system, unlike previous runes and masteries because locking shit behind levels is anti-fun
>can only use preset pages until level 11
>runes not only have level requirements but some runes in the same tier have way higher requirements than others

LMAO RIP NEW PLAYERS, ALTS AND SMURFS

>Wards corrupted
Is nothing held sacred anymore?

Sigh.

jealous?

don't fall for the predator meme

its shit

Quick reminder

Will you play with me user?

i farmed 60k~ over the past two weeks solely because i wanted ward skins

>Double zhonya's Liss
huh

Tfw used to be cute.
Now I'm too old and I can't keep on top of my facial hair to save my life since I'd have to shave every other day to keep it in check.

>new BE system push you onto buying RP even for champions
>they can't even pretend the milking

ded gaem

Did you forget to activate it? Also, you can back to back predator gank with tier 1 boots and then upgrade to t2 and it resets cd.

I got Zombie Nunu, which looks nice, but damn, I'm not gonna play this shitty champ

Cut off the porn dude seriously

Hello goyim, Riot Jew here, how are you enjoying your lower IP gain? Open your wallet if you want more champions to play with, because these servers don't pay for themselves!

>Math
Fuck you it's not hard to just say it you cunt

I bought urfwick

Sue me

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>Try shyvana with new runes
>S
NOICE, I wonder if ww would be good with pure AS or should I go with the stacking life steal

He's right.
This is League of Legends General

you could do laser hair removal. It keeps the hair away for a long time.

>tfw my friends used to legit call me a trap
Good thing, I strayed from that. I dodged a bullet.

You didn't save up for the new champ?

heh
nothing personal

WRONG!
Some of us are junglers who want to be invaded and fucked hard

You get more champions per time played with the new system though. Are you dumbasses even taking into account the fact that you no longer need to spend IP on runes? Runes were the biggest IP sink in the game and they're gone. Means ALL your Blue Essence can go into champions now. You're still coming out way ahead even if essence comes in slower now

I got a kill each time I used it pretty much off cd all game, I found it only good with warwick blood trail because you go meme fast with relentless hunter movespeed

Mommydom and trap dual release (like the bird and the other one) WHEN

So is Elise with Noxus or is with Shadow Isles?

Then just shave every other day, what's the fucking problem? Shouldn't take more than 5 minutes

>97k blue essence
neat

whats your purchase history look like user?

>bragging about having spent money on rune pages

shadow isles

she lures people to get sacrificed to her spider god or some shit

But I get exclusive icons and 4 skins

haha

When will Camille get a cute skin?

Whats a good warwick page?

>support main who crossdresses behind closed doors for my husband who is my jungle duo partner
living the dream, friend

>the utility rune deals no damage
wow who would have guessed?

>be top main
>grind
>unlock zyra

???

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rate and or hate?
planning to get early cutlass/botrk and blue smite for the keystone activation

Where are my honor ward skins?

Don't listen to She brings some shit (I forgot) to noxus in exchange for people to sacrifice to the spider

Got any pics?

I have not bought anything, I wanted emotes because you guys told me I was going to be able to buy them with BE but I can't. Now I have to go outside and buy RP.
I'm just going to hoard BE like a retard.

>Only got 30k blue essence from my runes
>been playing since season 3
>literally every scaling, and flat rune in the game

YEAH FUCKING RIGHT
I DEFINITELY SPENT WAY MORE FUCKING IP THAN 30K BLUE ESSENCE


anyways, the shop is shit as expected sitting here with "140thousand" blue essence without anything to spend it on

Is Sona still going to be able to utilize her one shot KO build?

It's the only thing that makes me play this fucking game

what to buy I feel like the ww skin is a waste,
also my ashe is back she is so broken right now I love it