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imagine how the sluts boyfriend trash talked asmongold after she came home
>honey it was just a photo
>yeah look how he has his arm around you
>and he smelled terrible the fat guy was more sympatic

thats how i must have been edition
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Who else is hyped for when Anduin realises his power level to the fullest extent?

>Orcs are reinterned into camps
>Elves are driven out, just as Garithos wanted
>the Eastern Kingdoms becomes 100% human, all human kingdoms become one
>Gnomish and Dwarven degeneracy is not tolerated
>Horde scum is vanquished forever

What else will full-power Anduin achieve?

Brann Bronzebeard's stout little sausage dick

>Dwarves invade Mulgore and start doing their typical destroy everything by digging it up shit
>They're fucking retarded and agitate the Earth spirits there
>Tauren tell them to knock it off or they will be forced to deal with them
>Dwarves keep digging
>Tauren are sent to deal with them
>WOOOOOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED, FUCKING HORDE SCUM
>After awhile, the Dwarves return
>They agitate the Earth spirits even more and cause the spirits to retaliate and kill them
>Tauren are forced to deal with the problem again
>Meanwhile Dwarves are over in the Barrens killing Tauren and building upon their corpses
>WTF WHY AREN'T THE TAUREN APART OF THE ALLIANCE

A threesome with two dranei cuties.

Best classic horde race for mages and holy priests?

We back yet?

Whats the best piece of art ever done about Warcraft?

Has the naaru forgotten us?

Why did alliance get a horde race and horde get an alliance race?
What?

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for human children

HAIL ANDUIN


#MAGA #14/88

forsaken

Can't fucking wait to do timewalking Ulduar again. Best raid and great music.

youtu.be/3OAc_ie901Q?t=1h19m

First for zappy bois

what will jaina's mom look like

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how can magecucks even compete?

>you can't even use those cool mask in game

trolls are the cuckest race.

There is a pic of here you know.

I miss the feelings WoW used to evoke.

I want that as a hunter pet

>Trolls have gotten stuff almost every expansion
>Cucked
That's not the Tauren

Rogue being second least played always weirds me out.

exactly like my future wife

...

i looked through the art panel and did not see anything that would be her

You know it baby

I think Ion turbonerfed Rogues in Legion because he doesn't like getting stealth ganked. That's my theory

I can't think of any logical reason to make them so weak.

The boy-king serves at the master's table. Three lies will he offer you.

The king of diamonds has been made a pawn. From the earth, he draws strength. Our earth. Our strength.

Her heart is a crater, and we have filled it.

The lord of ravens will turn the key. Five keys to open our way. Five torches to light our path.

At last, the feeding hour.

I WANT CLASSIC

AND I WANT IT NOW

... I should draw more.

henlo /e-CelebGeneral/

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>pajamas under the shorts
You can't make this shit up

I want her outfit, jacket/boots are sexy.

Sub is extremely good and its the PvP spec though. So what the fuck are you talking about

They've been low since before Legion though
And for someone who hates being ganked he sure as fuck ruined wpvp

>pvp rules for pvp xD
>but they don't work in the world xDDD

Have you had the dream again? A black goat with seven eyes that watches from the outside.

>Sub is extremely good
Literally middle of the pack but guilds are forced to use them because they are the soak masters.

Tips for making lots of gold?

The fact they said "HE IS STILL A PRIEST" makes me think that eventually he'll just go full paladin as part of his character development and exorcise the shit out of some forsaken.

Sell Wow tokens

This is canon

Sell Mythic 10 carry for 200k or something

people do it all the time

Void elf "wing" are part of the heritage armor CONFIRMED. I fucking told you retards. "We're a F2P korean MMO now"-fags BTFO. Get fucked.

He'll be put in a position where he'll be given the same decision to make that Arthas did in Stratholme.

Who's the girl?

Yes, they manage to be within a few % of the top dps AND bring raid utility. If they weren't preoccupied with that (like on Heroic) they're top 2-3 DPS in the game.

""Your fate is sealed. The end of days is finally upon you and ALL who inhabit this miserable little seedling. Uulwi ifis halahs gag erh'ongg w'ssh""

>turns bad like Arthas
>next expanision he is the villain
>World of Warcraft: Wrath of Bitch King

Wrathion's Bitch King

Would Genn kill him

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It'd be so fucking cool if the same thing happened to Stormwind, but instead of purging the city like Arthas, he has a has a moment of reflection and then decides to contain it, and try to find an alternative solution instead

youtu.be/tOMqjn072NY

youtube.com/watch?v=0vvU-Ajwbok

Alliance killing former Lordaeron citizens, checks out. and also
>Be literally a mud hut race coalition
>Alliance can't finish us
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Have at least a few characters at 110

>bloodhunter boon on every one
>1 alchemist, 1 enchanter, 1 JC, 1 maxed out cook w/feast recipe
>use Primal Sargerite to buy Empyrium and mail it to your JC who prospects and make gems
>Make crit, haste, and mastery gems, obliterate others to make Primal Obliterum to sell
>Throw enchanting on as secondary prof on any char you can but don't level, just DE legion stuff and mail to your enchanter to make scrolls
>Buy mass amounts of Starlight Rose from AH when it's at a good price
>Use bloods for other herbs (unless they're really cheap in AH) and make lots of flasks on your alch
>Always do bacon quests to make feasts to sell
>Send out gold missions on every char daily

That's about it. You'll be making 1 million gold per month if you put in some effort.

Needs Malf laughing in a scuba suit

This is what I live for

Who has the best class hall mount?

nothing is stronger than blizzard granted plot armor

see: sylvanas

Why didn't this happen?

>Most powerful Alliance heroes not allowed to participate ever
>Alliance not allowed to use their resources
>wtf how can dey not kill mud hut niggers lmao

Is Disc decent now? I remember at launch people hated it but have they improved it? Im not gonna be running some high tier raid or anything. But im just interested if it does its job now and keeps people alive.

So redpill me on spriests. Why are they so fucking shit? One fucking CC, really?

I like the rogue, sham, and hunter ones.

Is Anduin supposed to be a girl there or something?

But Anduin is going to become a trans soon.

>faction that gets to keep its leaders for the most part
>still on equal footing in game with the mud hut faction that changes a leader each expansion
LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Why do female gnome NPCs like to let me know they're "Often away"? I never see them actually go anywhere

>MINIGAMES
IT'S JUST MINIGAMES IDIOT STOP

They're not shit so much as they are niche and one of the more complex/punishing specs.

>mfw Blizz makes Anduin gay on purpose so theycan use the ''well you arent homophobic right?'' argument.

>LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

but blizzard did though

>B..But we can't win cause the enemies aren't playing by our rules....
>MUD HUTS COMPETING
STILL CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

I wish one faction would actually "win" an expansion instead of this eye for an eye shit every time

>timewalking Ulduar
I mean it's an awesome raid but damn people nowadays are either incompetent or just forgot how to WoW. Timewalking BT was fugly and I pretty much stopped trying; raided with a hardcore raiding guild from a pve server and it was a wipefest. Today's raiders can't do jack siht without dbm and green flashing lights to tell em where to stand.

>Minute one of the new expansion takes place right after the cinematic.
wew lads

>EVEN AFTER BEING DISCUSSED BY MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN A LARGE COMPANY
>MUD HUTS STILL COMPETE
HOW DO WE EVEN FATHOM MAKING THIS SHIT UP?

>he doesnt have the MoP/WoD CM armaments

lol noob

>turbonerfed
>literally able to oneshot people and insta-stealth with next to no cooldown due to legs.

Class not (entirely) the problem. Legendaries are.

>Blizzard would never have the balls to actually do a Battle For Azeroth AQ style where the overall winner would win the fucking faction conflict

it's like blizzard believes literal niggers can compete with superior white men

>Playing by our rules
>Malfurion and Velen conveniently not getting involved
>Alliance using fucking catapults
Yes you brainlet. It's the Alliance's fault that they aren't allowed to flex even once.

They deal pretty good damage, but are so fucking brittle. The shield goes off in 2 hits, the heal is incredibly weak. Vampiric touch heal isn't worth shit.

Even Dispersion isn't a good enough OH SHIT button, you can still get killed while using it and can't really run away if the other guy keeps chasing.

>LITERALLY A NIGGER
>"white" "men" STILL CAN'T WIN A DECISIVE CONFLICT IN LORE BUILDING FOR A WORLD
WHO COMES UP WITH THIS SHIT?

That's because server populations are fucked and they won't fucking merge them properly because of the mean video game journalists

>he wasted time playing wod
wew

Are you ready to penetrate or be viciously tentacle-raped by the Old Gods, /wowg/?

>BE A MUD HUT VILLAGER
>ENEMY IS DUMB ENOUGH TO LET ME RAPE KILL AND PILLAGE HIS PEOPLE
>FOR REASONS
>BUT WE'RE BETTER
IS THIS REAL LIFE?

I'd jump right in, my man.

The time has come!

>tfw Iron Horde were light years ahead in tech, infrastructure and literally every department
>tfw nu-horde could've just sided with them
>tfw nu-horde cucked themselves because literal retard green niggers

I can't wait for him to impregnate the entire draenei race!

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fuck my brain ancient daddy

>blackrock have a huge industry even before the iron horde
>they don't dominate draenor for some reason

what did they mean by this?

>using nigger tech

I honestly hope BFA ends with a bunch of Old God shit coming to fuck shit up. The faction war bullshit is by far the worst part about WoW's story.

>BE NU-HORDE
>BE LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF HORDE IN TECH LIKE THE ALLIANCE
>STILL LOSE TO MUD HUT AND CO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Arcane Torrent and Rocket Jump are being

so horde is finally losing the most op racial since BC