/d2g/ - DotA 2 General

Is NA Dota anything more than a complex game of rock, paper, scissors?

I wanna plug her butt

stardew valley

a life supply on nyx claw cosmetics

CUTE

I wanna have sexual relations with Puck

how many mmr i have to lose to actually consider stop playing for the day?

TILT UNTIL YOU REACH 1 MMR

i actually hope i can get 1 mmr, but there is not enough time before they implement the tier system which also makes it useless anyway

if you have bad bs, don't even attempt to play on that account anymore, it's legit impossible. I' m just gonna buy a fresh level 20 account

>this is what shitters actually believe

you don't understand how matchmaking works

I wanna plug her butt

how do i achieve euphoria and grind my fcking way out of highest mmr

believe that jesus christ is our lord and savior.
you will be happy and feel saved everyday O:)

did tree always leave this trail of shit behind him or am i just blind?

>When you derail a thread so hard it devolves into one idiot shitposting remorselessly
>And it's still better than gayposting and waifuposting

I don't know what I expected

So I started playing ranked again. So far I've won two games with the space cow of free ganks. How the fuck does ranking work now? Its going to reset every few months? So your first few games of every season are guaranteed to be shit, what's the point?

Just play pic related, easy.

pic got glimpsed.

>dont cast spell when autist wants me to
>starts spam pimming
>can hear him going out of breath

lmao i bet he posts here

>game has input lag for over a year
>one guy makes a reddit post that showcases it in comparison to lol
>input lag is fixed a week later

I wonder how good dota could be if valve always worked like that. They could probably fix everything related to custom games in two weeks if they actually put their minds to it.

DUDE

>3 pandas become one panda, another kill for abed
Is this some ancient chinese wisdom?

maybe he can't bash with his axe

Dude it's just a game ROFL

Is Ohaiyo the strongest weeaboo dota pro?

I see these autism posts all the time where people actually graph or make excel spreadsheets to find these bugs or to show that x talent or ability or hero is OP or not.
I wonder if LoL have these kinds of people which forces the dev team to fix shit.

How do I convince my shit eating friend that Pangolier is a shit carry?
He insists on carrying and thinks that diffusal and blink are bad on the hero.
He rushes basher and mkb, and thinks this will scale him into the late game.

Worst of all if we win and he has any remotely positive kd he claims his build is "working" and doesn't realize he doing jack shit.

>ee is winning
>d2g is suddenly silent
haters?

>d2g told me kaya is shit because oga boga it doesnt builds into anything
>meanwhile every pro mid builds it
uhh doturds?

EE is BACK
d2g in flames

>listening to 2k shitters

Tinker and storm build it, they just happen to be the best mids.

I want to impregnate every dota, including DP, DUSA, BROOD

against a FUCKING INDIA TEAM

>goalpost moving champion 2017
Faggot, just admit EE is back holy fuck you weebhaters are in full denial mode everytime and never give EE the proper respect he deserves

>beating bulba, sumail, and ritsu
>not back

>Give AM -0.1 str
>Now he's somehow balanced

I know Icefraud is retarded as fuck, but there has to be a limit.

New Doom is good. People don't realise how sleeper OP the regen formula is with him now. Your 50hp per sec heal becomes 100hp per a sec if stack regen and STR items in the midgame.

Why are bots so fucking easy

>wake up
>PPD got absolutely B T F O
based kyle
Is there any doubt now that he's our guy?

>win against a shitter team
>OMG GOD EE IS BACK
EE don't you have a match to play?

Daily reminder

because they're only there for new players to practice against, or for experienced players to try out new heroes/items/talents. if you're an experienced player that's playing against them for no particular reason, and humblebragging about thrashing them here, then i don't know what to tell you

are vp secret liquid and EG the only tier 1 teams

>luck out and win a major
>instantly get more points than teams who can consistently win tournaments
how is this fair
?

>keep hating while EE gets to more events than your boy ppd
Don't fucking reply to me ever again

>EG

>EG

(You)

>your boy ppd
I don't care about ppd

yes
and optic

>falling for honeypot points
Good job revealing all your strats in irrelevant tourneys only to get stomped by the chinks at TI

Why is the "white man's team" so shit dotards?

>chinks
>getting to TI at this point

>dont win honeypots
>dont get invited for TI
whats the point of this epic strategy

>Luck

Lmao

The thai pop-rock Xyclopzz is pretty comfy tbqh

When do the GOOD teams play

>lose
>don't get points
>win
>get points

??????

Every region, including fucking SA, has guaranteed spots, you will take those tiny chinks dicks and you will like it.

Liquid have won all the tournaments they've been to but the major.
How can we call VP's 'major' (cause let's be honest that wasn't a real major) win anything but luck?

>falling for the honeypot invites
Ourtour is going to stomp the qualis and take the International because every direct invite is fucking exposed

>spectre has the highest winrate in pubs
>but is never picked in pro plays
How do we fix this?

Liquid got dumpstered by VP and SECRET yeah luck retard

MoF picked her a couple of days ago though??

Wow they had one off day because of hard beds or some shit wow big deal Liquid are still the best team.

>barely lost despite total meme picks

You don't know easy until you played with youtube shitters, they're boosted animals.

fuck off matu

>entity vs fnatic is so low skill it doesn't even make page 1 on the in-game watch tab

>Liquid are still the best team
Yes and they have another 10 majors to prove it.
You're getting autistic about a system thats only like 2/10ths of the way through

>honeypots will prove who the best team is instead of TI8
This is what yuros actually believe

Same as OpTic vs CoL

>Auntie Mage
GG go next

Will you cry more

Yeah I can't wait for TI, I don't think the gweilo will ever recover from this one.

I very obviously meant for purposes of qualifying to TI8, el burgo.

>majors
>mattering
The only tournament where they have to actually prove themselves is TI.

are you people being retarded on purpose lmao

>kaya

people here are saying that arcane rune is worse than regen rune on storm because they dont know how it works

just dont listen to anyone here and try some stuff out

>it's 2017 and user has STILL not heard of the law of the honeypot

Fnatic is literally being carried by someone that isn't even part of their team.

>muh honey pot tourneys
It's TI or bust

>just want a comfy mode where people don't take it too seriously and fuck around while vaguely trying to win
>turbo comes out and I finally think I have my mode
>its full of people that just want to rat and deathball and end the game in record time
the search continues

Imagine being xcalibur...

>burgers are at point where they aren't even deluded and realize their region is worst and start to cheer for chinks instead

literally exclusively talking about for the purposes of qualifying points

>play normal mode
>game pace is faster now that creeps give more golds
>finish game at around 30-45 mins
Turbo is fun and dandy but i think normal has its own pace now.

random draft or unironically low prio games
thank me later