/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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>Australium Sandvich (yes, I'm serious)
Kek.

id like an australium iron bomber

>Aussie Spy-cicle
Gross
>Aussie Kritzkrieg
Platinum Kritzkrieg when?

>– Added a voice_player_volume console command which can be used to adjust voice volume on a per-player basis.
WHY
WHY
WHY DOES CSGO GET THIS AND NOT US

Medigun skins when ?

>red wins
>despite blu winning

strange lugermorph or gtfo

Yeah, the UI is all messed up. Can't see who has what point either and it's throwing me off.

>aussie spy cicle
imagine all the urine related nametags

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>one player smoking everyone else by 150+ DPM
jesus christ

F

don't ever reply to me again

>deal 3500 damage to a heavy
>he's still alive

can we remove medic already

the new gloves of running urgently is underrated. it is actually useful to get out of fights unlike before (thanks to no mark of death) and it now actually requires planning as you need to put it away at a good time which makes it more fun to actually play with. good stealth buff. brass beast, shotgun, and gru is the most fun combination

if those 3500 damage werent in one hit then get outta my face

reminder you can heal 1 health every w seconds by drawing the GRU and instantly sheathing it

fells is it gay to *sucking noises*

It always seems froyo goes 5-1. Why is that?

Just pick spy bro.

They need a lose to trigger the secret weapon

>europeans go to bed
>thread quality drastically improves

like clockwork

b4nny is like the only person who can afford to take TF2 super seriously competitively. I mean it's not like others aren't taking it seriously, but he's the only one who takes it so seriously because that's how he makes his living. Other people have like jobs and school and shit.

How is the new vita saw ?

if tf2 was a serious esport, i'd be the tf2 fatal1ty and a millionaire by now

overpowered

>remove a class nobody plays

>tf2 you type "tf2" instead of "tfw"

I feel the same about the new eternal reward. It's actually strangely fun playing around the new downsides and making it work out.

lugermorph strangifier

give medic the lugermorph

>launch game
>go deaf from the Valve intro
>volume adjusts properly when in-game
>can't hear shit since i'm deaf and the volume is 50x lower on purpose

it really is good. i like how you can disguise for free while in spawn, and otherwise the system forces you to plan ahead and know where ammo packs are. sometimes you really cannot get a disguise and might really need one which is why i think that was also a buff. i would be interested in trying the new bonk but im positive that is a straight downgrade. however deserved, i bet its fun to actually have to plan routes and not just run straight in front of sentries or whatever

Vita saw strangifier

add -novid to the launch options, newb

buff syringes to shoot further or better yet have no falloff so it wont be useless from long range unlike the crossbow and therefore making it viable

>Australium Sandvich (yes, I'm serious)

need someone to beat the shit out of me but not in a degrading way

Your opinion is wrong, crossbow is a sidegrade not an upgrade.

kek

So, what, sexually?

Need someone to beat me in a degrading way.

Need someone to beat me off in a degrading way

when a man is turned on his bumhole spreads to better accept penile penetration

Need someone to beat me off in a sexual way

syringe gun fix

+no random projectile spread
+less projectile arc
+no reload necessary, one giant ___clip
-total reserve ammo reduced to 100

Rly tho, what's wrong with a little scat? Afraid that you'll be converted to the true fetish when you've had a chocolate snake fill your nostrils?

Are you constipated?

What does /tf2g/ think of Mannpower mode? I like it. The grappling hook is really fun.

The two genders: fat log and chunky soup.

the thermal thruster was completely unnecessary when they could've just made the grappling hook a default pyro item

tfw you will never enjoy that good steamy hard log dump after a long day's work, pull it out your ass as it hangs freely, and take a massive chomp out of the steaming log and start pissing & cumming at the same time while shit fills your every sense

an orgasm for the patrician

>grappling hook a default pyro item
Would be OP as shit without a cooldown

Just use your keys on crates. Same effect.

what's the point in choking someone if you're not literally strangling them

youtube.com/watch?v=80oxfQCfZYg
idk why people complain about fighting soldiers so much when a good scout is even more annoying to fight

I don't get any relief opening crates. Only regret.

you cant kill soldier as easily

Asphyxiation turns me on baby

Too hard to keep track of everything when anyone can be anywhere.

pipe him, sticky him, shotgun him, reflect his rockets, mow him as heavy if he gets close, its not that bad unless you're a fraglet

>wahh tf2 needs to be faster
>wahh not THAT fast!!!
the absolute state of shitters

Also powerups make every confrontation something of a gamble due to random selection at the beginning.

>getting a meteor, firestorm, and/or monoculous spell on Carnival just so that I can team wipe on Merasmus spells

There isn't widespread knowledge about the powerups and as such there's competition inside the team for whatever power you can grab first. There's a variety of matching powers for each class that should take priority
>engineer and haste
>pyro and vampire
>spy with plague
>medic with any defensive powerup
>knockout maybe on demoknight
>king for anyone that can keep up in a group
>precision for shotguns

Haste doubles a weapon clip/magazine/bulletsock and reserve. Because of that the crossbow can be fired twice in less than a second, and the widowmaker increases the metal for the engineer.

Sir please may I fuck your wife

stand for the anthem or you hate freedom

How can you fuck my wife if I don't have a wife???

Healing is fun and rewarding.

we got one step closer to socialism with that video

even more convenient that my girl and my sister are the same person

nah ive had little girls suck on my head

jesus crhist

Yeah, I hear John Lennon a lot. No, just his voice, not his music.

tfw shitted so good my prostate started to collapse

Scout has a higher skill floor than soldier.

Dont forget reflect on heavy.

>clicking on people
>requiring more skill than leading slow moving projectiles

>spamming projectiles with splash damage at the ground/ a chokepoint
>requiring more skill than actually aiming at people

rocket jumping takes the most skill in the game

I'm a medic main not because i can't aim but because i love cocks.

W-what ?

does anything happen if you complete all of the Halloween contract extras

no

>b4nny is streaming
Did that hating white girls thing go anywhere?

scout melee - the aerobat
+when drawn: all fall damage taken is nullified
-when drawn: receive 20x knockback from all sources

would you use it?

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What comic has the picture of the future engineer coming through a portal?

I can safely say I wasn't expecting that