Overwatch General - /owg/

Remember to sit up straight and stay hydrated while watching Esports!

The only reason I know how to pronounce her name is because I played Bioshock.

Atlas' wife was named Moira I believe she didn't actually exist

>name is lena
>turbo dyke
what do they meme by this?

At least you don't have a popular YouTube channel, pronounce her name as "Mayra" in three different videos while telling everyone to deal with it because "that's just how I pronounce it" until you give up at the 4th video after everyone tells you how much of an idiot you are.

hold up
hold up
hold up

is moira supposed to be a bioshock reference?

>Reference to Atlas and his fake wife, even the same nationality
>Obsessed with genetics (Splicers)
>Magic hand (Plasmids)
>Believes in a lack of regulations (Rapture itself)

OH MY FUCK

IT FITS

I need my mind controlled talon tracer

Women are only lesbians in their 20's and 30's, the natural urge to make babies as their biological clock ticks down overrides the gayness in their brains nearly every time, lots of gay old men, very few gay old women

u wut m8

Is Lena a christmas cake?

Hnnng, ahhh... good morning /owg/!

>no giraffe science gf

Lena "Tracer" Oxton is only temporarily a lesbian and is just waiting for some huge Rein dick to rearrange her insides into a normal, straight Tracer

im gonna MARRY moira!

>reinhardt
That's not how you spell Akande Ogundimu

in terms of age yes. in terms of being single no

just a reminder all your friends died!

>you will never stand on your tippy toes to kiss her on your wedding day

well user i can only hope youre temporarily retarded

Crusaders are not for sexual
They're only for L'Oréal commercials

No. You're only a Christmas cake if you're single.

>Moira will never use her boundless genetic talents to save you from the horrible reality of being a manlet

i'm almost as tall as her which is hot as fuck to me

...

Why? That's boring. It'd be better if she was an unhinged crazy.

Crusaders are for battle, you incorrect faggot

>there wont be a jinx hero because her character traits are already covered by junkrat and moira

I really love how Blizz makes everyone in their game THICC

Another episode of /owg/ is an expert on psychology
Point and laugh everyone

If you're talking about the League champion, no shit, she's just a female, weeb-looking Junkrat.

>spoiler
Well yeah, but they might have free time every now and then, right?

Gweetings.

>be bundeswehr private
>washing up in the lockers
>buddies start trash talking about that asshole named reinhardt
>join in to fit in with them
>they laugh at your jokes
>continue to do more jokes about rein
>laugh heartily
>realized they quietly left
>oh well
>dropped the soap, woops
>bend over to pick it up
>hear rein chuckling from behind

It true though, go find some lesbians over the age of 35 that aren't butch monsters, they're rarer than albinos.

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Nobody is playing mystery heroes log on you faggots

How did blizzard make such a beautiful man?

F

Find a random black man, then model him, and change his skin white and give him slightly aryan features

I'll play it when Mercy is nerfed, same as the rest of OW . Till then it's just shitposting

god needed another autist in heaven

>HAHA MY FRIEND! YOU DROPPED YOUR SOAP! BE MORE CAREFUL NEXT TIME!
>I MUST GO NOW! THE CRUSADERS ARE WAITING FOR ME!

You don't think rein is some kind of faggot, do you?

This is heresy user

Literally who?

Niggerlover cuck

>its true though
So what youre telling me is that if i have an anecdote thats different you get erased from existence?

back to /pol/ with your cuck insecurity fetish, froggy :^)

>over 24
>Not married, dating doesn't count

Yes, bin Trasher.

>
>You will never catch Moira watching anime only to have her run you down and pin you until you promise to not tell anyone

But dating does count you idiot.

Redheaded waifu grabbing goblins don't count.

youtu.be/miF9e7L2Dyk

so when are we getting these youtube.com/watch?v=CcVXtfYqyhc as skins?

imagine how terrible it would be to arrange battles in the game. like if the characters were real and shit. all of their sleep schedules would be different so they'd have to specifically arrange the fight so that everyone is awake.

>sombras dancing emote
>while wearing her tight diving suit

when the fuck are they going to fix Arcade Mode?

Mystery Heroes is the best mode available in it right now and it's fucking atrocious

RIGHT NOW UPDATE GAME

It counts. If you're single then yes, cake.

Shanghai Dragons Bastion looking good.

I want Symmetra's VA to dress up as symmetra and have her dance for me

This isn't an idle fantasy, i need to complete this in my life

Just make a custom game :^)

Judging from his recent tweets he seems to be suffering from an illness which also caused him to miss Blizzcon.

Seoul Dynasty looking good

BRING BACK UNLIMITED HEROES YOU GODDAMN KEK

WE DONT NEED 4 DIFFERENT KINDS OF ELIMINATION GAMES AT THE SAME TIME

>ywn have a big reinhardt bf to cuddle

Do custom games contribute to my 9 wins for muh boxes?

iktf

no. not even a tiny pip of xp

What's the status on Moira? Is she on the PTR yet? Do we have any sort of idea when she'll go live?

And most importantly, has Blizzard acknowledged that her heals look like piss? THEY'RE GOING TO FIX IT RIGHT?

PLEASE TELL ME THAT MOIRA ISN'T A WATERSPORTS REPRESENTATIVE AND SHE WON'T BE PISSING ON PEOPLE ON RELEASE THAT SHIT'S GROSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

is sniper grandma good yet

BUT GET THIS YOU CAN LOCK THEM OUT!!!!!1!

no haha enjoy your piss colored healbeams

thing he mentions in tweets is common cold tir illness

no but they acknowledged the fact that the other supports are better and might give her 10 damage someday

Let's do this
>your job (NEET / student / wagecuck etc)
>your fav / main hero

Is there a video of Soe doing this dance? :3

>Welder
>Main: Bastion
>Favorite: Moira

Student
Bastion is my favourite

where all the good Overwatch content on sadpanda

Mini Lenas

>Sombra
>mexican character
>mexican VA
>sounds like mexican

>Doomfist
>african character
>african VA
>sounds like african

>Moira
>irish character
>irish VA
>sounds like irish

>Zarya
Fuck you, Blizzard.

>Unenployed, broke and sad
>Pharah because she's basically flying egyptian rocket Samus

>Data center cabling infrastructure engineer
>Zenyatta

How come everybody gets to be from a real country but the two African characters* are from a made up place

*Besides Ana and Pharah

Reminder that Sombra is not real and even if she was she would never fuck with you.

So stop playing her on comp, no amount of playtime will win the affection of a fictional character.

>Torbjörn
>Swedish character
>American VA
>Sounds Scottish
?????????????

>play on my friend's gold shitter acc 2 seasons ago and get it to 3k
>do placements on same acc this season
>master
thought I was playing vs plats this whole time

>Lucio
>Brazilian character
>american VA
>sounds like american
>not even a single "hello" in portuguese, or any brazilian reference

Well Blizzard just shoehorned this character in to massage this awful country's fans' ego

>I have big plans for jews
What did he mean by this?

Torbjorn "The Tiny Terror of Treblinka" Lindholm

Doomfist is from Nigeria, which is a real place.

Technically, they shoehorned his ethnicity in, because Licio was originally supposed to be canadian.