World of Warcraft General - /wowg/

Velfs are MADE to be bullied by lightforged

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I'm so sorry

Bully velfs with hugs and kisses!

well, everything about this is bait.

932 iLvl now!

Who else is hyped for when Anduin realises his power level to the fullest extent?

>Orcs are reinterned into camps
>Elves are driven out, just as Garithos wanted
>the Eastern Kingdoms become 100% human, all human kingdoms become one
>Gnomish and Dwarven degeneracy is not tolerated
>Horde scum is vanquished forever
>He would've gotten over his "Draenei females are attractive" phase

What else will full-power Anduin achieve?

thisi s my belf waifu

do not lewd her

>can be on purple fire
Cool, so she's a 7.3.5 shadow priest.

yeah women leaders how unrealistic for a fantasy game right haha
bigthink.com/paul-ratner/top-15-most-powerful-women-in-history

I actually think all the new races are great and I can't wait forward to trying them
Yes, including the velfs and grey skinned draenei

dinosaurs are so cool mon xD

Grats there, also nice Precious ribbon.

I'm hyped for the day when all copypasta dies on wowg

just like the rest of the general

My Mario's could defeat her

>war
you were close sweety

all inferior races will be bullied lewdly

Void Elves are fucking COOL fuck anyone who says otherwise

>What ever happened to her anyway? Will she become relevant?
Part of a quest to stop a Legion plot to replace NPCs with pod people.

It's battle

it's battle not war retard

This is what a strong woman looks like, not some undead trash fapbait.

>Imagine being this dumb

New expansion looks fun, but why did Horde get shafted so hard by Third World Aesthetics?

>Comparing an actual game with a made up name
>R-RETAILKEKS

Remember when the Warcraft movie came out?

>tfw bullied by jaina

For teh hor-

>Why does the Horde have a less civilized, more tribal theme to it?

Oh my I didn't know this was your first foray into the Warcraft universe. I'd recommend reading up on the lore!

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you mean how horde has literally always been?

I want to hug Jaina and whisper her "it will be okay" while she weeps softly on my shoulder

wowwiki.wikia.com/wiki/Tempest_Keep

>The mighty Tempest Keep was created by the enigmatic Naaru, sapient beings of pure energy and the sworn enemies of the Burning Legion. As a base of operations for the Naaru, the structure itself possesses the technology to teleport through alternate dimensions, traveling from one location to another in the blink of an eye.

>With Outland serving as the strategic battlefront in the ongoing Burning Crusade, the Naaru used Tempest Keep to reach the shattered land. However, when the Naaru set out from their stronghold, Prince Kael'thas and his blood elves quickly raided the dimensional fortress and assumed control over its satellite structures. Guided by some unknown purpose, Kael’thas manipulates the keep’s otherworldly technologies, using them to harness the chaotic energies of the Netherstorm itself.

>Though Kael’thas and his minions maintain a tight hold on the keep, a band of Draenei hijacked one of its satellite structures, the Exodar, and used it to escape Outland. In seeking out other worlds, the Draenei, led by the ancient prophet, Velen, hoped to find allies who would stand with them against the Legion and its nihilistic Crusade. The Exodar was damaged in the escape, and eventually crashlanded on Azeroth.

>The Arcatraz quest in Argus shows Blood Elves fighting off Legion invaders

I'd say they do, user.

Pandaren Priest or Monk? I kind of want it just for healing but I might use Brewmaster too. I wanna get those mage tower skins before they're gone in case.

The sin'dorei reign supreme!

Nope, no arguments here. Purge soon, hordenigger.

This was the reason given by /ourguy/ ion

This shit looks like it came straight outta winx
Wtf were blizzard thinking

>80% elves soon
>still has a tribal theme

Haha classic even more btfo than it ever was before. I hope they enjoy paying their sub for a game that won't even get content updates.

Haha I'm sure glad that this fake tweet wil be posted in every thread now

If an item has a 1% chance to drop
And I kill the mob 100 times

>100 * 1% = 100%

I'm guaranteed the drop?

awful

How do I get a cute German wow bf?

Stop posting this fake tweet you ban evading twat

Best girl, best mom

>ywn gas orcs with jaina

BREAK YOURSELVES UPON MY BODY.
FEEL THE STRENGTH OF THE EARTH.

If you take a 100 sided dice and roll it 100 times, are you guaranteed to roll a 100?

>hag with a persecution syndrome
>strong

Anduin and Jaina make me so happy to be alliance.

:3

But Overwatch gave the black people science.

Why doesnt Warcraft do the same thing for those fucking dirt merchants?

GIVE BACK MY NUDE MODS FILTHY HUMANS

(1-(0,99^100))*100%=63%
Try harder next time.
Going 100 runs for the mount will give you the mount with the chance of 63% getting at least one.

you just gotta have windows 10 dont u ?

No because within that 100 roll window you might roll the same number twice or more

>>hag with a persecution syndrome
>a persecution syndrome
Bitch, the Horde literally dropped a nuke on her fucking house.

>wah wah women suck :((
Take your meds, virgin.

You have a 50% chance each time you kill it: either you get it or you don't

She's been through so much :(

what did they do to his nose?

>being an illiterate white knight

Literally cannot fathom why anybody chooses to play as a gnome or dwarf

Literally cannot imagine the kind of person who chooses to do that

It's almost like the same is true for mounts in WoW, you could get it multiple times or not at all. You see user there's this thing called RNG, you may wanna look into it

>The Arcatraz quest in Argus shows Blood Elves fighting off Legion invaders
It doesn't say that on that page

youtube.com/watch?v=0mlXjHwyqVk

Also that is the scenario, the legion is there no blood elves. The legion is just fighting with sentries that were part of the defense system

So just to be clear you are intentionally lying. Good to know you should never argue with belf lorelets

what? I think you have me mixed up with the wrong person. my posts are always warcraft related.

I think I'm autistic, I always quote that nigga.

Guess the class

...

*saves your game*

dwarf has best plate aesthetics

I want to be her baby son!!!!!

My autism won't let me use mounts or pets on characters that didn't personally earn them. I'm currently farming my third Time Lost Proto Drake. Just end my suffering already

t. insecure manlet

rogue

Thank god this has become pasta/

hordeshits ARE N_____S

>zandalari bulls
vs.
>darkcu- i mean darkspear lanklet dicklet virgins

How many Hidden Artifact appearances have you guys found yet?

Im up to 30/39, still missing every raid one and a few others

Noobs

>Maggie Thatcher.
Fucking dropped right there.
You do realise people across the country actually celebrated her death?

You mean the dead BEs on the floor that have been there since BC. Just who is in control over TK and it's satellites anyway? You'd think it'd still be an important control point for Shattrah forces.

@195106093
imagine going on the internet to tell lies this obvious in a general that literally hands out (You)s for free

Noobs!

>new era of strong men and women for the Alliance
>Anduin is just getting started

BfA will end in total victory over the nu-horde.

God he's handsome, and I love his voice

I have this odd thing where I can only think of this cunt's line when I'm rubbing lotion on myself in the shower.
>I wish I was lying

NiceboyS!

HORDE PLAYER ARE N_G__RS

>soon we will have enough pastas to fill up an entire thread and every thread will become the same 750 copy pastas over and over and the entire Veeky Forums catalog will be filled with duplicate /wowg/ threads

WE WUZ MANLETS

Yeah sorry, that wasn't a quote. I guess I misrecalled. I could have sworn there were actual Elves there.

I play a human and want to purge Elves as much as anyone else, tho